Funny: Asleep

  • The vast majority of Cameron's internal monologue.
  • Kylar's POV of a battle.
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  • In case of giant genocidal demon-dragon with horde of undead, break glass.
  • Cameron regularly getting thrown off of high places. Doubly so for it happening so often before a battle wherein the Shepherds usually come out on top that people start considering it a good luck charm, and Robin jokingly suggests he plan some way to ensure it happens at some point during a fight.
  • Phila not remembering Cameron's name.
  • Cameron waking up the morning after his date with Anna, walking out to the lobby of the inn they're currently staying at to find a sleeping Lissa draped across the couch... With her head resting in Lon'qu's lap, much to his dismay. After appropriately busting up in his mind's eye, Cam decides to troll the myrmidon for all it's worth.
    Lon'qu (pleading in a whisper): Please get her off.
    Cameron (all too amused): Yeah, I'm thinking no. Have fun explaining that to Chrom, I'mma go train.
    Lon'qu (desperate): Cameron, please help me-
    (Cam walks off, ignoring him)
    • Followed by Cam's continued fun at Lon'qu's expense, as he tails after Chrom in hopes of seeing his reaction upon entering the inn. And while this does not happen, we are treated to this Distant Reaction Shot.
    Chrom (in the lobby): WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH MY SISTER?!
    Cameron (thinking between laughs as people stumble out of their rooms): This is the best way to wake people up, I swear.
  • The Old Man's reaction to Cameron and Julian trying to save Emmeryn, and succeeding:
    Old Man: "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?!"
    Cameron: "...I'm calling you Tom now."
    "Tom":...ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH?!"
  • "I don't wish to panic anyone, but I believe the wine's been poisoned!" And then they start panicking. Nobles.
  • The entire Cordelia and Chrom situation.
    Chrom: "Cameron, you're married, you must know what you're doing. Help."
    Cameron: "Chrom, Anna did all the work in this relationship." <beat> "...err, what exactly is the problem?"
    Chrom: "Cordelia came out of nowhere and said she was in love with me. She then ran off crying."
    Robin: <blinks> "Wait, this was new to you? Chrom, the entire army knew. Literally! We all thought you just didn't want to let her down!"
    Chrom: <dawning horror in his eyes> "...how long has this been going on?"
    Cameron: "I'd estimate even before you caught her falling, although that didn't help matters. <groans, rubs his temples> "...dear lord. I think it's been a few years?"
    Robin: "That's what Frederick told me."
    Chrom: "FREDERICK knew and he never told me?"
    Cameron: "...it was really obvious. Like, we honestly had no clue you didn't know."
    <Chrom slumps backwards into a chair>
  • A lot of the Pantheon's interactions are golden.
    • Xane's attempt to save Emmeryn, for one:
    Xane: She was going to be poisoned, Death, and the Fates told me she wasn't meant to die in this timeline. So, I intervened to make sure-
    Emmeryn: Was the poison in the wine?
    Xane: Well yeah-
    Emmeryn: I don't drink.
    {{beat}}
    Discworld's Death: YOU DONE GOOFED, XANE.
    Xane: ...shit.
    Old Hubba: ...all in favor of never letting Delirium get her hands on any Earth-55 pop music ever again?
    —>Old Hubba: So it is decreed.
  • Sumia's endless torrent of Double Entendre at Cordelia's afterparty.
  • Lucina's first POV chapter opens with her stating her intense dislike of Mal, who was previously seen in a relationship with Lucina's little sister, Severa, who she appears to be overprotective of. She's going to have an anuerism.
    • Cynthia and Owain must notunder any circumstances meet this man.
  • Lucina has her anuerism.
  • How Cam keeps Lucien out of his head. Endlessly repeating showtunes, the last one that puts Lucien off from mind-reading him for good being, "My Little Pony, My Little Pony~".