!!The film:
* You got to admit that the scene at the train in which Vlad is counting Anya vs Dimitri and Anya is winning by a LOT has to give you at least a chuckle. If one were to count the score, it's "Dimitri: 3 vs. Anya: 30."
** The part that makes Vlad add to Anya's score:
--->'''Anya:''' Do you really think I could be royalty?
--->'''Dimitri:''' You know I do.
--->'''Anya:''' Then ''stop bossing me around!''
* When Dimitri tries to wake up Anya on the train, she throws her hand out, punching Dimitri in the nose.
-->'''Anya:''' Oh, sorry, I thought you were someone else...Oh, it's you. Well, that's okay then.
** And as they leave:
-->'''Dimitri:''' I think you broke my nose!
-->'''Anya:''' (to herself) Men are such babies.
* During their efforts to escape from the out-of-control train:
-->'''Dimitri:''' Give me a wrench, an ax, ''anything!''
-->''Anya puts a lit stick of dynamite into his hand.''
-->'''Dimitri:''' ''[doubletakes]'' That'll work!
** "What do they ''teach'' you in those orphanages?"
* Vlad extolling Sophie's many virtues.
-->'''Vlad:''' She is a decadent pastry filled with whipped cream and laughter!
-->'''Anya:''' Is this a person or a cream puff?
* Anya's new blue dress and her reaction to it:
-->'''Dimitri:''' I bought you a dress.
-->'''Anya''': You bought me a... ''tent''.
-->'''Dimitri''': What are you looking for?
-->'''Anya''': [''with her head inside the dress''] The Russian Circus! I think it's still in here!
* Rasputin's freak outs when both his plans to kill Anya fails.
* The following:
-->''(Anastasia has left the train cabin after an argument with Dimitri.)''\\
'''Vlad:''' ''(gleefully to [[HeroesLoveDogs Pooka]], Anastasia's dog)'' Oh no! An unspoken attraction?\\
'''Dimitri:''' ATTRACTION?! To that skinny little brat? Have you lost your mind?!
** And the end, where Anya accidentally smacks an injured Dimitri in the face and then [[TheGlomp glomps]] him out of the happiness of seeing that he's still alive. ([[Heartwarming/{{Anastasia}} Also a heartwarming moment]]).
* Before they meet Anya, Dimitri and Vlad are holding an audition for girls to play Anastasia. One prospect is a [[WhiteDwarfStarlet middle-aged woman]] with a fur coat and cigarette who says in a [[Creator/MarleneDietrich sultry voice]], "Granmama! It's me, Ana-''STASIA!''" Complete with a burlesque hip-bump and a rimshot. Their reaction is a combination HeadDesk and FacePalm.
* "Three... two... one..." "DIMITRI!" ''({{Fistpump}})''
* A FunnyBackgroundEvent during "Learn To Do It": Dimitri on the bike.
* Pooka [[CoverInnocentEyesAndEars shielding his eyes]] when Anya and Dimitri [[BigDamnKiss finally kiss]].
* On the train, Vlad has just finished forging passports in blue ink when he overhears a conversation that passports are now made in RED ink;
-->'''Vlad:''' That's what I hate about this new government--everything's in red!
* This line:
--> '''Bartok:''' Well, it starts like this, sir, and then you just go CRAZY with the hips, sir!
* Dimitri slipping into {{Adorkable}} as he and Anya dance.
--> '''Dimitri:''' I mean [the dress] was nice on the hanger, but it looks great on you. Y-you should wear it.
--> '''Anya:''' I am wearing it.
--> '''Dimitri:''' (nervous laughter) Oh right, of course.
** They then share an AlmostKiss after the dance before Dimitri backs out and instead tells her "Uh... you're doing fine." and pats her hand.
* When the train is attacked by Rasputin's minions, and the engine and the baggage car have been separated from the dining car and coaches:
--> '''Dimitri:''' What was that?
--> '''Vladimir:''' I don't know! [[SkewedPriorities But there goes the dining car!]]
** A few seconds later:
--> '''Vladimir:''' Uh, Dimitri?
--> '''Dimitri:''' What?
--> '''Vladimir:''' I think someone has flambéed our engine!
* While Anastasia and the Grand Duchess are reminiscing, they find one of Anastasia's drawings.
--> "Olga made me so mad; she said it looked like a pig riding a donkey! ''({{Beat}})'' She was right."

!!The stage version:
* "Learn To Do It" manages to create a CrowningMomentOfFunny not in the original by changing only one word.
--> '''Anastasia:''' I feel a little foolish. Am I floating?
--> '''Dimitry:''' [[DeadpanSnarker Like a sinking boat.]]
* While our heroes are fleeing to Paris, Vlad collapses.
--> '''Vlad:''' Dimitry, wait! [[BlatantLies Anya can't go any further! She's exhausted!]]
** Minutes later, when they're on bikes:
--> '''Anastasia:''' I'll race you!
--> '''Dimitry:''' ''[laughing]'' I've never seen you so happy, Anya!
--> '''Vlad:''' [=WAIT FOR ME=]!
* When they arrive in France, Vlad kisses the ground.
--> '''Vlad:''' [[GratuitousFrench La belle France!]]
--> '''Dimitry:''' It looks like Russia.
--> '''Vlad:''' France looks nothing like Russia, it looks like France!
--> '''Anastasia:''' Except Russia is more beautiful.
* "I'm giving up dancing for Lent." "...Lent just ended." "''Next'' Lent. [[DeadpanSnarker I'm getting an early start]]."
* The Dowager Empress's reaction to learning one of the impostor-Anastasias wants her to pay her rent. "At least that little impostor from Cleveland paid her own rent! [{{Beat}}] Where ''is'' Cleveland? [[TakeThat I never heard of such a place]]."
* Dimitry stands on the Dowager Empress's dress to stop her leaving. It's a brief funny moment in an otherwise [[TearJerker heart-breaking]] scene.
* "How dare you sit without my permission? [{{Beat}}] All right, sit; you have my permission."
* During "In a Crowd of Thousands", Anastasia sings (about young!Dimitry), "He was thin/Not too clean".
--> '''Dimitry:''' Hey!
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