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* The ending of the series 3 episode "The Nicked Knockwurst", where there is a sequence of events that lead to Gruber's dog Eric running loose and stealing the large sausage containing the painting of the Fallen Madonna that was ransomed by the Communist Resistance, leading to a ridiculous chase scene of first Eric, then Gruber, then René and company disguised as German soldiers, then Herr Flick, Helga and von Smallhausen disguised as Resistance women, then German soldiers disguised as French Policemen, and finally von Strohm and Geering disguised as tree stumps.
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** Also from that special come many hilarious moments, such as a roast chicken getting caught on the spike of General von Klinkerhoffen's helmet without him noticing and everyone awkwardly trying to avert their gaze, and Herr Flick's brief seizure when he accidentally gets hit with his own poison dart.
---> '''von Klinkerhoffen''': ''(after Helga and René save Flick by giving him the antidote)'' What is the matter with that man?\\
'''Helga''': He had the fish.
---> '''von Klinkerhoffen''': ''(after Helga and René save Flick by giving him the antidote)'' What is the matter with that man?\\
'''Helga''': He had the fish.
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* Flick and Smallhausen attempt to infiltrate the Chateau disguised as army officers, with Smallhausen unwisely assuming the rank of Field Marshal. Their covers are quickly blown by General von Klinkerhoffen.
--> '''Flick''': Make way for Field Marshal von Krackenfart!\\
'''von Klinkerhoffen''': You are not Field Marshal von Krackenfart! You are an imposter!
--> '''Flick''': Make way for Field Marshal von Krackenfart!\\
'''von Klinkerhoffen''': You are not Field Marshal von Krackenfart! You are an imposter!
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-->''(Colonel von Strom, Gruber and Bertorelli stare as a struggling Mimi flies past von Klinkerhoffen's back)''
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-->''(Colonel von Strom, Gruber and Bertorelli stare as a struggling Mimi flies past von Klinkerhoffen's back)''back, Bertorelli crossing himself)''
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* In another great use of Michelle's catchphrase (sort of), she tells René that he'll be glad to have the English airmen out of his hair. René replies, "{{You can say that again}}!, to which Edith replies, "Somehow, I don't think she will."
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* In another great use of Michelle's catchphrase (sort of), she tells René that he'll be glad to have the English airmen out of his hair. René replies, "{{You can say that again}}!, again}}!", to which Edith replies, "Somehow, I don't think she will."
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* One episode starts with René and Maria making out in the kitchen when Michelle interrupts them. René tells Maria not to worry, because Michelle "will repeat nothing." Sure enough, Michelle gives her catchphrase, "Listen very carefully, I will say this only once." René looks at Maria as if to say "See?"
* In another great use of Michelle's catchphrase (sort of), she tells René that he'll be glad to have the English airmen out of his hair. René replies, "{{You can say that again}}!, to which Edith replies, "Somehow, I don't think she will."
* In another great use of Michelle's catchphrase (sort of), she tells René that he'll be glad to have the English airmen out of his hair. René replies, "{{You can say that again}}!, to which Edith replies, "Somehow, I don't think she will."
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-->'''[[YesMan Von Strohm]]''': Certainly not, General.
-->'''Von Klinkerhoffen''': [[BaitAndSwitch Well it was for me]]. Release him.
-->'''Von Klinkerhoffen''': [[BaitAndSwitch Well it was for me]]. Release him.
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-->'''[[YesMan Von von Strohm]]''': Certainly not, General.
-->'''Von -->'''von Klinkerhoffen''': [[BaitAndSwitch Well it was for me]]. Release him.
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-->'''[[YesMan von Strohm]]''': Certainly not, General.
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-->'''[[YesMan von Von Strohm]]''': Certainly not, General.
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** LAter in the same scene, the General asks Von Strohm if he thought the answer Alphonse gave was satisfactory.
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** LAter Later in the same scene, the General asks Von Strohm if he thought the answer Alphonse gave was satisfactory.
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--'''Von Klinkerhoffen''': [[BaitAndSwitch Well it was for me]]. Release him.
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** LAter in the same scene, the General asks Von Strohm if he thought the answer Alphonse gave was satisfactory.
-->'''[[YesMan von Strohm]]''': Certainly not, General.
--'''Von Klinkerhoffen''': [[BaitAndSwitch Well it was for me]]. Release him.
-->'''[[YesMan von Strohm]]''': Certainly not, General.
--'''Von Klinkerhoffen''': [[BaitAndSwitch Well it was for me]]. Release him.
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---> '''Herr Flick''': [[ScrewThisImOuttaHere If it is all the same for you people, we will head to the coast and try swimming the Channel]]
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* The look on Edith's face when, during an attempt to woo her, Von Strohm and Geering actually applaud her when she finishes singing. It's a combination of confusion, disbelief, surprise and joy all rolled into a couple of seconds of close up, and she immediately makes a beeline for them.
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--> '''Lt. Gruber''': This will mean "It is on tonight" (''Winks in an extremely suggestive way'')
--> '''Rene''': ...Yes, that is what it usually means.
--> '''Rene''': ...Yes, that is what it usually means.
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* Flick and Helga are having a tiff, and he attempts to make amends
-->'''Flick:''' Perhaps you will melt when I read you this poem\\
I love you more than words can say\\
From your head down to your toes\\
I am lost for words to show my love\\
So please accept this rose\\
-->'''Flick:''' Perhaps you will melt when I read you this poem\\
I love you more than words can say\\
From your head down to your toes\\
I am lost for words to show my love\\
So please accept this rose\\
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* Flick and Helga are having a tiff, and he attempts to make amends
amends.
-->'''Flick:''' Perhaps you will melt when I read you thispoem\\
Ipoem.\\
"I love you more than words cansay\\
say\\
From your head down to yourtoes\\
toes\\
I am lost for words to show mylove\\
love\\
So please accept thisrose\\rose."\\
-->'''Flick:''' Perhaps you will melt when I read you this
I
"I love you more than words can
From your head down to your
I am lost for words to show my
So please accept this
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'''Helga:''' ''(beat)'' That is a dead cod\\
'''Flick:''' Roses are out of season\\
'''Flick:''' Roses are out of season\\
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'''Helga:''' ''(beat)'' That is a dead cod\\
cod.\\
'''Flick:''' Roses are out ofseason\\
season.\\
'''Flick:''' Roses are out of
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* Flick and Helga are having a tiff, and he attempts to make amends
-->'''Flick:''' Perhaps you will melt when I read you this poem\\
I love you more than words can say\\
From your head down to your toes\\
I am lost for words to show my love\\
So please accept this rose\\
''([[EpicFail hands her a fish in a newspaper]])''\\
'''Helga:''' ''(beat)'' That is a dead cod\\
'''Flick:''' Roses are out of season\\
-->'''Flick:''' Perhaps you will melt when I read you this poem\\
I love you more than words can say\\
From your head down to your toes\\
I am lost for words to show my love\\
So please accept this rose\\
''([[EpicFail hands her a fish in a newspaper]])''\\
'''Helga:''' ''(beat)'' That is a dead cod\\
'''Flick:''' Roses are out of season\\
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* René learning the hard way that a power cut is not a good time for hanky-panky:
-->'''René''': You stew-pid woman! Of course there's a perfectly good reason I'm in the cupboard with [[spoiler: HERR FLICK OF THE GESTAPO!!]]
-->'''René''': You stew-pid woman! Of course there's a perfectly good reason I'm in the cupboard with [[spoiler: HERR FLICK OF THE GESTAPO!!]]
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--> '''Rene'': ...Yes, that is what it usually means.
** Officer Crabtree receiving Flick and von Smallhausen while dressed as a resistance girl ... and later getting romanced by a large German soldier and catcalled by the Cafe guests.
** Officer Crabtree receiving Flick and von Smallhausen while dressed as a resistance girl ... and later getting romanced by a large German soldier and catcalled by the Cafe guests.
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--> '''Rene'': ...'''Rene''': ...Yes, that is what it usually means.
** Officer Crabtree receiving Flick and von Smallhausen while dressed as a resistance girl ... and later getting romanced by a large German soldier and catcalled bythe Cafe guests.
** Officer Crabtree receiving Flick and von Smallhausen while dressed as a resistance girl ... and later getting romanced by a large German soldier and catcalled by
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* The entire arc from Season 6, where Herr Flick and von Smallhausen disguise themselves as British airmen to infiltrate the Resistance is made of win:
** Of course Herr Flick has a record with a course in: "How to fool French peasants into thinking you are English in one easy lesson":
--> Repeat after me: Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa...
** Lt. Gruber gets word of the plan, and tells Rene that he will warn him in advance:
--> '''Lt. Gruber''': This will mean "It is on tonight" (''Winks in an extremely suggestive way'')
--> '''Rene'': ...Yes, that is what it usually means.
** Officer Crabtree receiving Flick and von Smallhausen while dressed as a resistance girl ... and later getting romanced by a large German soldier and catcalled by the Cafe guests.
** The cafe staff dressing up as horror movie monsters and making Flick and von Smallhausen flee in terror.
** Of course Herr Flick has a record with a course in: "How to fool French peasants into thinking you are English in one easy lesson":
--> Repeat after me: Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa...
** Lt. Gruber gets word of the plan, and tells Rene that he will warn him in advance:
--> '''Lt. Gruber''': This will mean "It is on tonight" (''Winks in an extremely suggestive way'')
--> '''Rene'': ...Yes, that is what it usually means.
** Officer Crabtree receiving Flick and von Smallhausen while dressed as a resistance girl ... and later getting romanced by a large German soldier and catcalled by the Cafe guests.
** The cafe staff dressing up as horror movie monsters and making Flick and von Smallhausen flee in terror.
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* "The Flying Nun": Rene, Edith, Officer Crabtree and Mimi needs to set up a kite with an antenna to get their radio to work. Mimi dresses up as a very small nun to hide the materials for the kite under her robes, and they sneak out of town to launch the kite. However, they lose control of the kite and Mimi is dragged up in the air. Cut to the German officers, surveying a field and discussing the invasion of England:
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* "The Flying Nun": Rene, Edith, Officer Crabtree and A zany resistance scheme ends with Mimi needs to set up a kite with an antenna to get their radio to work. Mimi dresses up as a very small nun to hide the materials for the kite under her robes, and they sneak out of town to launch the kite. However, they lose control of the kite and Mimi is being dragged up in through the air.air by a large kite while wearing nun's robes. Cut to the German officers, surveying a field and discussing the invasion of England:
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* A joke that still resonates today: Flick shows von Smallhausen the latest portable Gestapo radio set, which fits in a small suitcase.
-->'''von Smallhausen:''' ''[picking it up]'' It is very light, Herr Flick. \\
'''Flick:''' It is ze latest model. ''[beat]'' Bring also ze batteries. \\
''[He indicates a second, much larger and heavier suitcase.]''
-->'''von Smallhausen:''' ''[picking it up]'' It is very light, Herr Flick. \\
'''Flick:''' It is ze latest model. ''[beat]'' Bring also ze batteries. \\
''[He indicates a second, much larger and heavier suitcase.]''
