History Funny / AlloAllo

21st Oct '17 12:19:43 PM mlsmithca
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--> Repeat after me: Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa...

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--> ---> '''Record:''' Repeat after me: Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa...



--> '''Lt. Gruber''': This will mean "It is on tonight" (''Winks in an extremely suggestive way'')
--> '''Rene''': ...Yes, that is what it usually means.

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--> ---> '''Lt. Gruber''': This will mean "It is on tonight" tonight." (''Winks in an extremely suggestive way'')
--> ---> '''Rene''': ...Yes, that is what it usually means.



* Flick and Helga are having a tiff, and he attempts to make amends
-->'''Flick:''' Perhaps you will melt when I read you this poem\\
I love you more than words can say\\
From your head down to your toes\\
I am lost for words to show my love\\
So please accept this rose\\

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* Flick and Helga are having a tiff, and he attempts to make amends
amends.
-->'''Flick:''' Perhaps you will melt when I read you this poem\\
I
poem.\\
"I
love you more than words can say\\
say\\
From your head down to your toes\\
toes\\
I am lost for words to show my love\\
love\\
So please accept this rose\\rose."\\



'''Helga:''' ''(beat)'' That is a dead cod\\
'''Flick:''' Roses are out of season\\

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'''Helga:''' ''(beat)'' That is a dead cod\\
cod.\\
'''Flick:''' Roses are out of season\\
season.\\
20th Oct '17 1:04:38 PM Moontang13
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* Flick and Helga are having a tiff, and he attempts to make amends
-->'''Flick:''' Perhaps you will melt when I read you this poem\\
I love you more than words can say\\
From your head down to your toes\\
I am lost for words to show my love\\
So please accept this rose\\
''([[EpicFail hands her a fish in a newspaper]])''\\
'''Helga:''' ''(beat)'' That is a dead cod\\
'''Flick:''' Roses are out of season\\
7th Aug '17 11:50:34 PM Ulathon1
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* René learning the hard way that a power cut is not a good time for hanky-panky:
-->'''René''': You stew-pid woman! Of course there's a perfectly good reason I'm in the cupboard with [[spoiler: HERR FLICK OF THE GESTAPO!!]]
28th Mar '17 11:35:01 AM Ulathon1
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--> '''Rene'': ...Yes, that is what it usually means.
** Officer Crabtree receiving Flick and von Smallhausen while dressed as a resistance girl ... and later getting romanced by a large German soldier and catcalled by the Cafe guests.

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--> '''Rene'': ...'''Rene''': ...Yes, that is what it usually means.
** Officer Crabtree receiving Flick and von Smallhausen while dressed as a resistance girl ... and later getting romanced by a large German soldier and catcalled by the Cafe guests.
28th Mar '17 11:28:32 AM Ulathon1
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* The entire arc from Season 6, where Herr Flick and von Smallhausen disguise themselves as British airmen to infiltrate the Resistance is made of win:
** Of course Herr Flick has a record with a course in: "How to fool French peasants into thinking you are English in one easy lesson":
--> Repeat after me: Fa-fa-fa-fa-fa-fa...
** Lt. Gruber gets word of the plan, and tells Rene that he will warn him in advance:
--> '''Lt. Gruber''': This will mean "It is on tonight" (''Winks in an extremely suggestive way'')
--> '''Rene'': ...Yes, that is what it usually means.
** Officer Crabtree receiving Flick and von Smallhausen while dressed as a resistance girl ... and later getting romanced by a large German soldier and catcalled by the Cafe guests.
** The cafe staff dressing up as horror movie monsters and making Flick and von Smallhausen flee in terror.
25th Mar '17 11:58:49 PM Ulathon1
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* "The Flying Nun": Rene, Edith, Officer Crabtree and Mimi needs to set up a kite with an antenna to get their radio to work. Mimi dresses up as a very small nun to hide the materials for the kite under her robes, and they sneak out of town to launch the kite. However, they lose control of the kite and Mimi is dragged up in the air. Cut to the German officers, surveying a field and discussing the invasion of England:

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* "The Flying Nun": Rene, Edith, Officer Crabtree and A zany resistance scheme ends with Mimi needs to set up a kite with an antenna to get their radio to work. Mimi dresses up as a very small nun to hide the materials for the kite under her robes, and they sneak out of town to launch the kite. However, they lose control of the kite and Mimi is being dragged up in through the air.air by a large kite while wearing nun's robes. Cut to the German officers, surveying a field and discussing the invasion of England:
6th Mar '17 3:14:58 PM john_e
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* A joke that still resonates today: Flick shows von Smallhausen the latest portable Gestapo radio set, which fits in a small suitcase.
-->'''von Smallhausen:''' ''[picking it up]'' It is very light, Herr Flick. \\
'''Flick:''' It is ze latest model. ''[beat]'' Bring also ze batteries. \\
''[He indicates a second, much larger and heavier suitcase.]''
18th Jan '17 5:44:30 PM LordDynasmon
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-->''(Colonel von Strom, Gruber and Bertorelli stares as a struggling Mimi flies past von Klinkerhoffen's back)''

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-->''(Colonel von Strom, Gruber and Bertorelli stares stare as a struggling Mimi flies past von Klinkerhoffen's back)''
15th Jan '17 12:42:49 AM Agent_B
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'''Rene:''' Simple plots are always the best.

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'''Rene:''' -->'''Rene:''' Simple plots are always the best.
15th Jan '17 12:42:08 AM Agent_B
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'''Rene:''' Simple plots are always the best.
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