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12th May '16 12:48:49 PM Ulathon1
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-->''(Colonel von Strom, Gruber and Bertorelli stares as a struggling Mimi flies past behind von Klinkerhoffen)''

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-->''(Colonel von Strom, Gruber and Bertorelli stares as a struggling Mimi flies past behind von Klinkerhoffen)''Klinkerhoffen's back)''


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* Edith tries to steal Lt. Grubers little tank and crashes into the public urinal, trapping Officer Crabtree inside.
--> '''Crabtree''': There's no piss for the wicked.
12th Apr '16 12:03:19 PM Ulathon1
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* "The Flying Nun": Rene, Edith, Officer Crabtree and Mimi needs to set up a kite with an antenna to get their radio to work. Mimi dresses up as a very small nun to hide the materials for the kite under her robes, and they sneak out of town to launch the kite. However, they lose control of the kite and Mimi is dragged up in the air. Cut to the German officers, surveying a field and discussing the invasion of England:
--> '''General von Klinkerhoffen''': Unfortunately, Hitler depends more on the advice of his astrologers than his generals. He claims to be waiting for a sign; when that sign arrives he will invade. It is my opinion that we are not ready.
-->''(Colonel von Strom, Gruber and Bertorelli stares as a struggling Mimi flies past behind von Klinkerhoffen)''
--> '''Colonel von Strohm''': Would he regard a flying nun as a lucky omen?
--> '''General von Klinkerhoffen''': I should think, we'd be off tomorrow. Why do you ask?
--> '''Colonel von Strohm''': No reason at all ...
26th Nov '15 6:26:01 AM Hawaii_Knut
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* The numerous rhyming {{MacGuffin}}s in the series 2 ChristmasEpisode, culminating in Hans saying them all in quick succession to a [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1Q83AeyYxs well-deserved applause from the audience.]] Creator/DannyKaye [[Film/TheCourtJester would be proud.]]

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* The numerous rhyming {{MacGuffin}}s in the series 2 ChristmasEpisode, culminating in Hans saying them all in quick succession to a [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1Q83AeyYxs well-deserved applause from the audience.]] audience. Creator/DannyKaye [[Film/TheCourtJester would be proud.]]
29th Oct '15 12:29:35 AM mlsmithca
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* The numerous rhyming {{MacGuffin}}s in the series 2 finale, culminating in Hans saying them all in quick succession to a [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1Q83AeyYxs well-deserved applause from the audience.]] Creator/DannyKaye [[Film/TheCourtJester would be proud.]]
-->'''Hans:''' ''(upon learning of the bomb planted in General von Klinkerhoffen's cake)'' René, you do not need to kill the General, we have already arranged to kill the General! Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle from the handle on the gateau from the chateau!

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* The numerous rhyming {{MacGuffin}}s in the series 2 finale, ChristmasEpisode, culminating in Hans saying them all in quick succession to a [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H1Q83AeyYxs well-deserved applause from the audience.]] Creator/DannyKaye [[Film/TheCourtJester would be proud.]]
-->'''Hans:''' ''(upon learning of the bomb planted in General von Klinkerhoffen's cake)'' René, you do not need to kill the General, we have already arranged to kill the General! Do you not see that if we kill him with the pill from the till by making with it the drug in the jug, you need not light the candle from with the handle on the gateau from the chateau!
28th Oct '15 12:42:49 PM mlsmithca
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28th Oct '15 12:41:50 PM mlsmithca
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'''RAF Officer:''' ''(sarcastically)'' Temper, temper!\\

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'''RAF Officer:''' ''(sarcastically)'' Temper, temper!\\temper! ''(he and the other officers settle into silence)''\\



'''von Klinkerhoffen:''' ''SILENCE!!''

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'''von Klinkerhoffen:''' ''SILENCE!!''Klinkerhoffen: SILENCE!!''' ''(the RAF officers roar with laughter)''
27th Oct '15 7:42:18 AM mlsmithca
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'''Edith:''' ''(entering the café in a PaperThinDisguise and carrying a basket)'' Ducks! Ducks! Who will buy my ducks?\\
'''René:''' ''(rolls eyes and guides Edith to the bar)'' Come this way, old and badly-disguised duck seller.\\
'''Edith:''' Psst! It is I, Leclerc!\\
'''Leclerc:''' ''(stands up from behind the bar)'' Hey! What is your game!? It is ''I'', Leclerc!

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'''Edith:''' ''(entering the café in a PaperThinDisguise and carrying a basket)'' Ducks! Ducks! Who will buy my ducks?\\
ducks? Who will buy a duck from an old duck seller?\\
'''René:''' ''(rolls eyes and guides Edith to the bar)'' Come this way, old and over here by the bar, old, badly-disguised duck seller.\\
'''Edith:''' Ducks! Who will buy my ducks-\\
'''René:''' Shut up!\\
'''Edith:''' Psst! It is I, Leclerc!\\
Leclerc! ''(raises her glasses)''\\
'''Leclerc:''' ''(stands up from behind the bar)'' Hey! What is your game!? It is ''I'', Leclerc!Leclerc! ''(raises ''his'' glasses)''
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26th Oct '15 10:34:28 AM mlsmithca
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* In "The Long-Distance Duck", Edith dons a series of disguises to hide from Denise Laroque, who is out for blood after the failure of her attempt to marry René. Her disguise as her own mother is funny enough, but funnier still is when she shows up wearing a false beard to deliver the long-distance duck intended to fly the invasion plans to England.
-->'''René:''' ''(notices something off-screen; horrified)'' Oh my ''God'', what is this!?\\
'''Edith:''' ''(entering the café in a PaperThinDisguise and carrying a basket)'' Ducks! Ducks! Who will buy my ducks?\\
'''René:''' ''(rolls eyes and guides Edith to the bar)'' Come this way, old and badly-disguised duck seller.\\
'''Edith:''' Psst! It is I, Leclerc!\\
'''Leclerc:''' ''(stands up from behind the bar)'' Hey! What is your game!? It is ''I'', Leclerc!
26th Oct '15 9:50:09 AM mlsmithca
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* In "Rising to the Occasion", General von Klinkerhoffen has snapped after one run-in too many with the Resistance and is planning to blow up Nouvion; the Communist Resistance have countered this plan by tying Colonel von Strohm, Herr Flick, and Herr von Smallhausen to a 500-pound bomb in the cellar of Café René and sent René to the local German HQ to deliver the message to Gruber, Bertorelli, and the visiting General von Flockenstuffen, who decides to summon General von Klinkerhoffen to see what he has to say for himself. His rant is funny enough, but funnier still are Bertorelli's gestures behind his back:

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* In "Rising to the Occasion", General von Klinkerhoffen has snapped after one run-in too many with the Resistance and is planning to blow up Nouvion; Nouvion unless they hand over the British airmen; the Communist Resistance have countered this plan by tying Colonel von Strohm, Herr Flick, and Herr von Smallhausen to a 500-pound bomb in the cellar of Café René and sent René to the local German HQ to deliver the message to Gruber, Bertorelli, and the visiting General von Flockenstuffen, who decides to summon General von Klinkerhoffen to see what he has to say for himself. His rant is funny enough, but funnier still are Bertorelli's gestures behind his back:
26th Oct '15 1:03:52 AM mlsmithca
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* In "Rising to the Occasion", General von Klinkerhoffen has snapped after one run-in too many with the Resistance and is planning to blow up Nouvion; the Communist Resistance have countered this plan by tying Colonel von Strohm, Herr Flick, and Herr von Smallhausen to a 500-pound bomb in the cellar of Café René and sent René to the local German HQ to deliver the message to Gruber, Bertorelli, and the visiting General von Flockenstuffen, who decides to summon General von Klinkerhoffen to see what he has to say for himself. His rant is funny enough, but funnier still are Bertorelli's gestures behind his back:
-->''(Bertorelli is eating a bunch of grapes while Gruber and von Flockenstuffen chuckle over an old photograph)''\\
'''Helga:''' ''(enters and stands to attention)'' GENERAL VON KLINKERHOFFEN!\\
''(the General enters, salutes, and clicks his heels)''\\
'''von Flockenstuffen:''' ''(smirks)'' Hello, [[EmbarrassingNickname Piggy]].\\
'''von Klinkerhoffen:''' von Flockenstuffen. Vhat brings you to my headquarters?\\
'''von Flockenstuffen:''' Vell, ve hear you're having a little run-in vith ze Resistance.\\
'''von Klinkerhoffen:''' ''(chuckles)'' Oh, no problem. If they do not produce the airmen, I am going to press zis plunger, vhich vill blow up ze town!\\
'''von Flockenstuffen:''' Isn't that a little severe?\\
'''von Klinkerhoffen:''' My patience has been tried to ze limit! Ve must show zese Froggy upstarts who are the masters! ''(Bertorelli waves his hands by the sides of his head in a "bighead" gesture, then twirls a finger around his ear and points at the General while grinning)''\\
'''Gruber:''' General, in your absence, ze Colonel has been abducted, and is at zis very moment sitting on a bomb vith Herr Flick and his little assistant, von Smallhausen. Ze Resistance sent us a note saying zat if you proceed vith your plan, zey vill explode all three of them.\\
'''von Klinkerhoffen:''' Vhat is the life of one Colonel and a couple of Gestapo officers compared to keeping law and order? And subjugating zese ''terrorists'' zat call zemselves Resistance! The victorious German army has ''svept across Europe, crushing everything in its path!'' Are ve to allow zese people to cock snooksies at us!? ''(Bertorelli holds up a bunch of bananas, grins, and points at von Klinkerhoffen)'' And, if the price of final victory is the life of a Colonel and a couple of Gestapo officers, SO BE IT!!\\
'''von Flockenstuffen:''' ... yes, er, Piggy, old boy, vhen vas the last time you had a holiday?\\
'''von Klinkerhoffen:''' ''(brightens)'' Baden-Baden, '38. You vere both there! Ve vent for a fancy dress ball at ze baths! I vent as Attila ze Hun! ''(cackles)''\\
'''von Flockenstuffen:''' ''(picks up the telephone)'' Get me the military hospital. Fruitcake department!
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