* ''Swashbuckled'':
-->"Now this is the tale of Captain Crashride, [[CreativeDifferences by his crew condemned and damned]]
-->And if that wasn't bad enough, [[ReplacementScrappy they replaced him with a baldy man]]
-->Now his ghost haunts the sea, [[FlyingDutchman eternally he's doomed to wander]]
-->Mayhap you'll hear his deathly cry: [[ProductPlacement "Come on, son, buy a Honda!"]]
* The ending to their cover of "You Are A Pirate", which has one of them muttering "Ya gobshite" at the end.
** The fact that they covered it in the first place. It's from ''Series/LazyTown''.
* The entire bonus track "Questing Upon the Poop Deck," especially the penultimate line: [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial "This song's not about anal sex."]]
* "Fucked With an Anchor" is about a pirate who has been cursed with [[HollywoodTourettes an incredibly foul mouth]] by a witch doctor. The chorus is especially filthy.
-->Fuck! You! You're a fucking wanker! We're gonna punch you right in the balls!\\
Fuck! You! With a fucking anchor! You're all cunts, so fuck you all!