Funny / Adrian Mole

• My nipples are swollen! I'm turning into a girl!
• Adrian's account of the school trip to the British Museum.
• Most of Lo! The Flat Hills of My Homeland. Try to hold back the tears.
• Adrian's mother's extremely sarcastic letter to her own parents.
• Adrian writing to the council to try and do something about the swans terrorising Rat Wharf. The Obstructive Bureaucrat who writes him back thinks that he is referring to a neighbour named Mr. Swan, even after he writes a letter stating that the swans are actual animals.
• While working in the bookshop, a customer asks Adrian for a book for her railway enthusiast husband. He gives her Trainspotting.
• In an early book, Adrian lists the enemies of his family. One of them is Margaret Thatcher.
• "All the English ladies are badly dressed, signor."

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