Funny / A Thousand Answers

• Jonathan and Erina doing impressions of their friends:
  Jonathan: (Imitating William) Jojo! Don’t forget your breathing, bambino! If you breathe just right, then let me tell you! With that power, you can grow a hat right from your head filled with magic of the sun and use it as a weapon against the many vampires we’ll encounter that aren’t Dio! Have you seen Speedwagon? He served us a rather bland helping of food again, does that man even have a tongue to taste with? Where’s my pepper? Ah-choo!

  Jonathan: (Imitating Dio) W-What is wrong with you, Jojo? A frog? H-How dare you subject me to putting my lips on such a filthy thing… I should have you punished for this! Anything that isn’t covered in gold leaf is beneath me!

  Erina: (Imitating Speedwagon) Oi! You! What are ya doin’ over there? Y’wanna go? Y’wanna fight me? Because I’ll fight ya, I promise that! Make ya regret the day you were ever born! I like my hair like I like me hats, right on my damn head! You wanna act big like the Baron? Well guess what! I’ll kick your ass, I’ll kick yer dog’s ass, I’ll kick my own ass! Robert E.O. Speedwagon doesn’t give a FUCK, I’ll gut ya!

• Jonathan writing a heartfelt but grammatically disastrous letter to Erina while incredibly drunk:
  Erina
  Eriririna cybil calls you riri and its' cute?? its really cute yuor cute and also byoutiful! see? what i did? right there? its youtiful because you are beayoutiful
  that's good too. plees come home pleeeese. i miss you. i love yuo so much?? do you know? how much? this much —————- the world! the whole world i lov you and dio but he KNOWS becaus he's HERE! when you come back can I hold you?
  becaus you are softe. i want to hold your soft plese. i will not let go of you!! how much your fatther asks of me! i will NOT!! lovelovelovelovelovelove you.
  i will win rubgy...FOR YOOU LIKE A NIGHT WHO SHINES INARMOR im so tiredd how do you drink jin??? when is so nasty? is so gross but yuo cuuld dirink with my teemates. they're good but you kno what i found out is good? ruum is good!
  its (sweat crossed out) (sweat crossed out) sweet yore sweete sleppin now. lovelovelovelov yooou if Dio doesn't deliver this m goign to yell i guess goodNight!
  love you Jojo

• Wamuu and Speedwagon trading thinly-veiled entendres:
  Wamuu: The way you handled that blade was rather impressive… but don’t you think it’s all rather big for you?
  Speedwagon: Big for me? (grins) I’ve handled bigger than that, don’t you know? It takes a lot more than that to intimidate me.
  Wamuu: Is that so?
  The Iron Maiden: Well, that’s my cue. I’ll wait until you two are done swinging your dicks around and making bedroom eyes at one another to finish up with all of this. Don’t make me wait long, understand?
  Speedwagon: W-Wait! What the hell do you mean by—?! That’s not what we’re— S-Stop it!
  Wamuu: (laughs)