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--->'''Wendy''': My father was in the Secret Service, Mr. Manfred St. John-Smithson.
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--->'''Otto''': Don't call me stupid.\\
'''Wendy''': Why on Earth not?\\
'''Otto''': Oh, you English are ''so'' superior, aren't you? Well, would you like to know what you would be without us, the good ol' U.S. of A. to protect you? I'll tell you. The smallest ''[[PrecisionFStrike fucking]]'' province in the Russian Empire, that's what! So don't call me stupid, lady. Just thank me!\\
'''Wendy''': Well, ''thank'' you for popping in and protecting us!\\
'''Otto''': If it wasn't for us, you'd all be speaking ''German''! Singing ''"Deutschland, Deutschland, uber alles!"''
'''Wendy''': Why on Earth not?\\
'''Otto''': Oh, you English are ''so'' superior, aren't you? Well, would you like to know what you would be without us, the good ol' U.S. of A. to protect you? I'll tell you. The smallest ''[[PrecisionFStrike fucking]]'' province in the Russian Empire, that's what! So don't call me stupid, lady. Just thank me!\\
'''Wendy''': Well, ''thank'' you for popping in and protecting us!\\
'''Otto''': If it wasn't for us, you'd all be speaking ''German''! Singing ''"Deutschland, Deutschland, uber alles!"''
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-->'''Otto''': You said you loved him!\\
'''Wanda''': Right! Here's a multiple choice question for you: (a) Wanda was lying, (b) Wanda was telling the truth. Which one are you gonna pick?\\
'''Otto''': ... [[RunningGag What was the first one again?]] ''[Wanda groans]'' You said you weren't gonna see him!\\
'''Wanda''': 'Cause I knew you'd come along and fuck it up! I was dealing with something delicate, Otto. I'm setting up a guy who's incredibly important to us, who's going to tell me where the loot is and if they're going to come and arrest you. And you come loping in like Rambo without a jockstrap and you dangle him out a fifth-floor window. Now, was that smart? Was it shrewd? Was it good tactics? Or was it stupid?\\
'''Otto''': Don't call me stupid.\\
'''Wanda''': Oh, right! [[InsultToRocks To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!]] I've known sheep that could outwit you. I've worn dresses with higher [=IQs.=] [[KnowNothingKnowItAll But you think you're an intellectual]], [[IgnorantOfTheirOwnIgnorance don't you, ape?]]\\
'''Otto''': Apes don't read philosophy.\\
'''Wanda''': Yes they do, Otto. They just don't understand it. Now let me correct you on a couple of things, OK? Creator/{{Aristotle}} was not Belgian. ''[Otto scoffs]'' The central message of Buddhism is not "Every man for himself."\\
'''Otto''': You mean-\\
'''Wanda''': And [[UsefulNotes/TheLondonUnderground the London Underground]] is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked them up.
'''Wanda''': Right! Here's a multiple choice question for you: (a) Wanda was lying, (b) Wanda was telling the truth. Which one are you gonna pick?\\
'''Otto''': ... [[RunningGag What was the first one again?]] ''[Wanda groans]'' You said you weren't gonna see him!\\
'''Wanda''': 'Cause I knew you'd come along and fuck it up! I was dealing with something delicate, Otto. I'm setting up a guy who's incredibly important to us, who's going to tell me where the loot is and if they're going to come and arrest you. And you come loping in like Rambo without a jockstrap and you dangle him out a fifth-floor window. Now, was that smart? Was it shrewd? Was it good tactics? Or was it stupid?\\
'''Otto''': Don't call me stupid.\\
'''Wanda''': Oh, right! [[InsultToRocks To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!]] I've known sheep that could outwit you. I've worn dresses with higher [=IQs.=] [[KnowNothingKnowItAll But you think you're an intellectual]], [[IgnorantOfTheirOwnIgnorance don't you, ape?]]\\
'''Otto''': Apes don't read philosophy.\\
'''Wanda''': Yes they do, Otto. They just don't understand it. Now let me correct you on a couple of things, OK? Creator/{{Aristotle}} was not Belgian. ''[Otto scoffs]'' The central message of Buddhism is not "Every man for himself."\\
'''Otto''': You mean-\\
'''Wanda''': And [[UsefulNotes/TheLondonUnderground the London Underground]] is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked them up.
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* On the set, Crichton wore a T-shirt presented to him by his pseudo-co-director Cleese and inscribed "Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill".
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* On the set, Crichton wore a T-shirt presented to him by his pseudo-co-director Cleese and inscribed "Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill".skill".
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'''Otto''': Oh, you English are ''so'' superior, aren't you? Well, would you like to know what you would be without us, the good ol' U.S. of A. to protect you? I'll tell you. The smallest ''[[PrecisionFStrike fucking]]'' [[CriticalResearchFailure province in the Russian Empire, that's what!]] So don't call me stupid, lady. Just thank me!\\
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'''Otto''': Oh, you English are ''so'' superior, aren't you? Well, would you like to know what you would be without us, the good ol' U.S. of A. to protect you? I'll tell you. The smallest ''[[PrecisionFStrike fucking]]'' [[CriticalResearchFailure province in the Russian Empire, that's what!]] what! So don't call me stupid, lady. Just thank me!\\
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--->'''Archie:''' Boy, they whooped yer hide REAL GOOD.
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--->'''Archie:''' Boy, they whooped yer hide REAL GOOD.GOOD!
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* Otto and Wanda's sex scene. Creator/JamieLeeCurtis reportedly had to put a pillow over her face to keep from {{corpsing}}.
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** Plan B is to simply run over Mrs Coady as she crosses the road in front of her house. She staggers back at the last second - but one of her two remaining Yorkies proves to be Lucky by name, but not by nature, as he ends up squashed flat. Cut to another funeral, with the distraught Ken laying flowers on Lucky's grave after the other mourners have gone.
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** Plan B is to simply run over Mrs Coady as she crosses the road in front of her house. She staggers back at the last second - but one of her two remaining Yorkies proves to be Lucky by name, but not by nature, as he ends up squashed flat. Cut to another funeral, with the distraught Ken laying flowers on Lucky's grave after the other mourners have gone. [[{{Bathos}} He reflexively moves to wipe away the tears from his right eye, until he realizes that's the bandaged one; he switches to his left]].
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'''Otto:''' I'm THINKING!
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'''Otto:''' I'm THINKING!THINKING! Thinking what I'll do to him. First, [[MurderIsTheBestSolution I'll hang him up with piano wire]]...
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** He starts by posing as a meter reader so he can steal an item of Mrs Coady's clothing, give the scent to an incredibly vicious Alsatian called Maggie, and then sic the dog on Mrs Coady. He opens the doors of the van he is using for cover (which has been shaking in a way that looks as though people are having sex inside), and Maggie barrels out... and grabs one of Mrs Coady's Yorkshire terriers in her jaws instead. Cut to a funeral scene:
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** He starts by posing as a meter reader so he can steal an item of Mrs Coady's clothing, give the scent to an incredibly vicious Alsatian Doberman Pinscher called Maggie, and then sic the dog on Mrs Coady. He opens the doors of the van he is using for cover (which has been shaking in a way that looks as though people are having sex inside), and Maggie barrels out... and grabs one of Mrs Coady's Yorkshire terriers in her jaws instead. Cut to a funeral scene:
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* During the robbery, Otto uses a crossbow to disable the locks on the vault door. While Wanda and Ken are rifling through the vault's contents, Otto amuses himself by balancing an apple on one of the employees' heads and preparing to shoot it à la Myth/WilliamTell. Wanda drags him away before he can complete the "performance".
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* When Wanda introduces Otto (as her brother) to George and Ken, Otto wastes no time antagonising the latter by insulting his stutter and his love of animals. Wanda tries to placate Ken after Otto leaves:
-->'''Wanda:''' I'm sorry about my brother, Ken. I know he's insensitive. He's had a hard life. Dad used to beat him up.\\
'''Ken:''' ''(beat, smirking to himself)'' Good.
* During the robbery, Otto uses a crossbow to disable the locks on the vault door. WhileWanda George and Ken are rifling through the vault's contents, Otto amuses himself by balancing an apple on one of the employees' heads and preparing to shoot it à la Myth/WilliamTell. Wanda George drags him away before he can complete the "performance".
-->'''Wanda:''' I'm sorry about my brother, Ken. I know he's insensitive. He's had a hard life. Dad used to beat him up.\\
'''Ken:''' ''(beat, smirking to himself)'' Good.
* During the robbery, Otto uses a crossbow to disable the locks on the vault door. While
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* Otto and Wanda's sex scene. Creator/JamieLeeCurtis reportedly had to put a pillow over her face to keep from {{corpsing}}.
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* Otto realizes there's something fishy between Ken and Wanda when he walks in on her trying to get Ken to tell her where George moved the diamonds. So how does he defuse things? By pretending to be gay [[FawltyTowersPlot of course]]!
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* Otto realizes there's something fishy between Ken and Wanda when he walks in on her trying to get Ken to tell her where George moved the diamonds.Wanda. So how does he defuse things? By pretending to be gay [[FawltyTowersPlot of course]]!
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* The charade continues outside the building while Otto laughs off the idea that Ken will succeed in killing the Crown's witness to the crime, the bad-tempered, dog-loving old lady Eileen Coady.
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* In a bid to get any information out of Archie that George might have told him about the whereabouts of the jewels, Wanda shows up at his office to seduce him, even after her cover story of being an American legal student falls apart when she admits to being George's alibi. The funniest part comes when Archie's next appointment arrives:
-->'''Archie:''' ''[answering the phone]'' Yes?\\
'''Davidson:''' ''[on phone]'' Sir John is here.\\
'''Archie:''' Thank you, please show him in.\\
'''Wanda:''' ''[whispering to Archie]'' I want you to make love to me.\\
'''Davidson:''' Pardon?\\
'''Archie:''' ''[mortified]'' Nothing! ''[hangs up]''
* Otto and Wanda's sex scene. Creator/JamieLeeCurtis reportedly had to put a pillow over her face to keep from {{corpsing}}.
* The charade of Otto pretending to be gay continuesoutside the building while Otto he laughs off the idea that Ken will succeed in killing the Crown's witness to the crime, the bad-tempered, dog-loving old lady Eileen Coady.
-->'''Archie:''' ''[answering the phone]'' Yes?\\
'''Davidson:''' ''[on phone]'' Sir John is here.\\
'''Archie:''' Thank you, please show him in.\\
'''Wanda:''' ''[whispering to Archie]'' I want you to make love to me.\\
'''Davidson:''' Pardon?\\
'''Archie:''' ''[mortified]'' Nothing! ''[hangs up]''
* Otto and Wanda's sex scene. Creator/JamieLeeCurtis reportedly had to put a pillow over her face to keep from {{corpsing}}.
* The charade of Otto pretending to be gay continues
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* Archie being caught naked in the apartment by the renting family, prancing around [[GratuitousRussian reciting Russian poetry.]] There is an ''extremely'' long silence that follows. He digs himself deeper by covering his privates with a portrait of the lady of the house. And then the mother of the renting family recognises him from a previous meeting.
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* Archie being caught naked in the apartment by the renting family, a family with four children, prancing around [[GratuitousRussian reciting Russian poetry.]] ]]
** There is an ''extremely'' long silence that follows. He digs himself deeper by covering his privates with a portrait of the lady of thehouse. house, then decides ''he'' should be the offended one since he knows the owner of the flat is in Hong Kong.
--->'''Archie:''' Will you leave immediately, please?!
** Unfortunately for Archie, the family have just leased the flat from its owner. And then the motherof the renting family recognises him from a previous meeting.him, as they've met before.
** There is an ''extremely'' long silence that follows. He digs himself deeper by covering his privates with a portrait of the lady of the
--->'''Archie:''' Will you leave immediately, please?!
** Unfortunately for Archie, the family have just leased the flat from its owner. And then the mother
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* During the robbery, Otto uses a crossbow to disable the locks on the vault door. While Wanda and Ken are rifling through the vault's contents, Otto amuses himself by balancing an apple on one of the employees' heads and preparing to shoot it à la Myth/WilliamTell. Wanda drags him away before he can complete the "performance".
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* Otto pretending to be using the toilet. He sits on the throne with his pants and suspenders on, and then flushes it when Ken comes to check the situation.
* Otto realizes there's something fishy between Ken and Wanda when he walks in on her trying to get Ken to tell her where George moved the diamonds. So how does he defuse the situation? By pretending to be gay [[FawltyTowersPlot of course]]!
* Otto realizes there's something fishy between Ken and Wanda when he walks in on her trying to get Ken to tell her where George moved the diamonds. So how does he defuse the situation? By pretending to be gay [[FawltyTowersPlot of course]]!
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* Otto pretending to be using the toilet. He toilet when Ken interrupts his tryst with Wanda, who has wrapped a towel around her head and pretended to have just come out of the shower. Meanwhile, Otto sits on the throne with his pants and suspenders on, and then flushes it when Ken comes to check the situation.
* Otto realizes there's something fishy between Ken and Wanda when he walks in on her trying to get Ken to tell her where George moved the diamonds. So how does he defusethe situation? things? By pretending to be gay [[FawltyTowersPlot of course]]!
* Otto realizes there's something fishy between Ken and Wanda when he walks in on her trying to get Ken to tell her where George moved the diamonds. So how does he defuse
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** Followed by a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome. ''REVENGE!!'' When it eventually dawns on Otto that Ken is [[TheDogBitesBack finally in a position to pay back all his poor treatment at Otto's hands over the course of the movie with interest]] for ''realsies'', he switches from arrogant bullying jerkass to fawning sweet-talker so fast the speed-of-light barrier is almost broken: "Oh Kenny? May I call you Kenny? I'M SORRY I ATE YOUR FISH!"
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** Followed by a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome. ''REVENGE!!'' "''REVENGE!!''" When it eventually dawns on Otto that Ken is [[TheDogBitesBack finally in a position to pay back all his poor treatment at Otto's hands over the course of the movie with interest]] for ''realsies'', he switches from arrogant bullying jerkass to fawning sweet-talker so fast the speed-of-light barrier is almost broken: "Oh Kenny? May I call you Kenny? I'M SORRY I ATE YOUR FISH!"
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* As Archie and Wanda curl up together on their flight to Rio de Janeiro, Otto is looking in through the window, mouthing "[[RunningGag ASSHOLES!]]" And then the plane accelerates to takeoff speed, throwing him backwards onto the runway with another scream of "ASSHOOOOOLES!"
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* [[BrickJoke The old lady and her dogs]], of course.
* Archie is trying to calmly encourage Ken to spit it out but, due to time being of the essence, is getting increasingly frustrated until he finally just screams "Oh, ''come on!''" And then sheepishly apologises and starts again, this time having Ken just ''write it out''.
-->'''Archie:''' The Cathcart Towers Hotel?\\
'''Ken:''' Cathcart Towers Hotel.\\
''(Ken, unseen by Archie, realizes what he just did and gives the sunniest, most amazed smile you could imagine.)''
** His stutter returns, and he just makes AirplaneArms and landing noises.
--->'''Archie:''' Heathrow Airport.
* Archie is trying to calmly encourage Ken to spit it out but, due to time being of the essence, is getting increasingly frustrated until he finally just screams "Oh, ''come on!''" And then sheepishly apologises and starts again, this time having Ken just ''write it out''.
-->'''Archie:''' The Cathcart Towers Hotel?\\
'''Ken:''' Cathcart Towers Hotel.\\
''(Ken, unseen by Archie, realizes what he just did and gives the sunniest, most amazed smile you could imagine.)''
** His stutter returns, and he just makes AirplaneArms and landing noises.
--->'''Archie:''' Heathrow Airport.
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* [[BrickJoke The old lady In an EstablishingCharacterMoment in the opening credits, Otto is fast asleep with a gun in his hand and a copy of Creator/FriedrichNietzsche's ''Beyond Good and Evil'' on his chest. His alarm clock goes off - and he promptly opens fire.
* Wanda and Otto have double-crossed George by tipping off the police, and Otto is opening the safe in which George hid the diamonds while Wanda, unnoticed by Otto, is [[NoHonorAmongThieves waiting to cosh him once the safe is open]]... and it turns out to be empty. Otto's reaction is hysterical.
-->'''Otto:''' Okay...okay...[[SuddenlyShouting DISAPPOINTED!]] Son of a bitch! What do you have to do in this life to make people trust you!?\\
'''Wanda:''' Shut up!\\
'''Otto:''' People always take advantage of me!\\
'''Wanda:''' Shut up and think. Where has he moved it?\\
(''Otto shoots the safe'')\\
'''Wanda:''' What are you doing?\\
'''Otto:''' I'm THINKING!
* Otto and Wanda's sex scene. Creator/JamieLeeCurtis reportedly had to put a pillow over herdogs]], of course.
face to keep from {{corpsing}}.
*Archie is Otto pretending to be using the toilet. He sits on the throne with his pants and suspenders on, and then flushes it when Ken comes to check the situation.
* Otto realizes there's something fishy between Ken and Wanda when he walks in on her trying tocalmly encourage get Ken to spit it out but, due to time being of tell her where George moved the essence, is getting increasingly frustrated until diamonds. So how does he finally just screams "Oh, ''come on!''" And then sheepishly apologises and starts again, this time having Ken just ''write it out''.
-->'''Archie:''' The Cathcart Towers Hotel?\\
defuse the situation? By pretending to be gay [[FawltyTowersPlot of course]]!
-->'''Otto:''' May I kiss you, Ken?\\
'''Ken:'''Cathcart Towers Hotel.\\
''(Ken, unseen by Archie, realizes what he''[squirming out of Otto's grasp, his stutter temporarily vanishing]'' NO YOU FUCKING CAN'T!\\
'''Otto:''' C'mon, justdid a peck! No tongue!
* The charade continues outside the building while Otto laughs off the idea that Ken will succeed in killing the Crown's witness to the crime, the bad-tempered, dog-loving old lady Eileen Coady.
-->'''Otto:''' I love watching your ass when you walk. Is that beautiful or what? ''[to onlookers]'' Don't go near him! He's mine!
* "Touch his dick, and he's dead!" The BrickJoke for that line is hilarious, as Otto is so jealous he actually ''sneaks'' into the house, and right where only Wanda can see him (prompting her to mouth "FUCK OFF!"), points at his crotch and givesthe sunniest, most amazed smile you could imagine.)''
** His stutter returns, and he just makes AirplaneArms and landing noises.
--->'''Archie:''' Heathrow Airport.a "NO!" gesture. The look on Wanda's face really sells it.
* Wanda and Otto have double-crossed George by tipping off the police, and Otto is opening the safe in which George hid the diamonds while Wanda, unnoticed by Otto, is [[NoHonorAmongThieves waiting to cosh him once the safe is open]]... and it turns out to be empty. Otto's reaction is hysterical.
-->'''Otto:''' Okay...okay...[[SuddenlyShouting DISAPPOINTED!]] Son of a bitch! What do you have to do in this life to make people trust you!?\\
'''Wanda:''' Shut up!\\
'''Otto:''' People always take advantage of me!\\
'''Wanda:''' Shut up and think. Where has he moved it?\\
(''Otto shoots the safe'')\\
'''Wanda:''' What are you doing?\\
'''Otto:''' I'm THINKING!
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* Otto realizes there's something fishy between Ken and Wanda when he walks in on her trying to
-->'''Archie:''' The Cathcart Towers Hotel?\\
-->'''Otto:''' May I kiss you, Ken?\\
'''Ken:'''
''(Ken, unseen by Archie, realizes what he
'''Otto:''' C'mon, just
* The charade continues outside the building while Otto laughs off the idea that Ken will succeed in killing the Crown's witness to the crime, the bad-tempered, dog-loving old lady Eileen Coady.
-->'''Otto:''' I love watching your ass when you walk. Is that beautiful or what? ''[to onlookers]'' Don't go near him! He's mine!
* "Touch his dick, and he's dead!" The BrickJoke for that line is hilarious, as Otto is so jealous he actually ''sneaks'' into the house, and right where only Wanda can see him (prompting her to mouth "FUCK OFF!"), points at his crotch and gives
** His stutter returns, and he just makes AirplaneArms and landing noises.
--->'''Archie:''' Heathrow Airport.
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** He first tries to vacate the ''crime'' scene with the sudden, outlandish proposal "let's go to the pub", to which Wendy retorts that they have not done such a thing in years.
** His panicked shriek when Wendy closes the drinks cabinet door Wanda had been hiding behind one second earlier.
--->'''Archie''' I thought the picture was falling.
** Otto saves the day in his unique way
** His panicked shriek when Wendy closes the drinks cabinet door Wanda had been hiding behind one second earlier.
--->'''Archie''' I thought the picture was falling.
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** Made more hilarious when Wendy repeats it: "My father was in the Secret Service, Mr. Manfred St. John-Smithson."
** Archie's wife makes the mistake of [[BerserkButton calling Otto stupid]], prompting this reaction:
--->'''Otto''': Don't call me stupid.
--->'''Wendy''': Why on Earth not?
--->'''Otto''': Oh, you English are ''so'' superior, aren't you? Well, would you like to know what you would be without us, the good ol' U.S. of A. to protect you? I'll tell you. The smallest ''[[PrecisionFStrike fucking]]'' [[CriticalResearchFailure province in the Russian Empire, that's what!]] So don't call me stupid, lady. Just thank me!
--->'''Wendy''': Well, ''thank'' you for popping in and protecting us!
--->'''Otto''': If it wasn't for us, you'd all be speaking ''German''! Singing ''"Deutschland, Deutschland, uber alles!"''
* [[RunningGag Asshoooooooooooooooooooooole!]]
* Archie being caught naked in the apartment by the renting family, prancing around [[GratuitousRussian reciting Russian poetry.]] There is an ''extremely'' long silence that follows. He digs himself deeper by covering his privates with a portrait of the lady of the house.
** Archie's wife makes the mistake of [[BerserkButton calling Otto stupid]], prompting this reaction:
--->'''Otto''': Don't call me stupid.
--->'''Wendy''': Why on Earth not?
--->'''Otto''': Oh, you English are ''so'' superior, aren't you? Well, would you like to know what you would be without us, the good ol' U.S. of A. to protect you? I'll tell you. The smallest ''[[PrecisionFStrike fucking]]'' [[CriticalResearchFailure province in the Russian Empire, that's what!]] So don't call me stupid, lady. Just thank me!
--->'''Wendy''': Well, ''thank'' you for popping in and protecting us!
--->'''Otto''': If it wasn't for us, you'd all be speaking ''German''! Singing ''"Deutschland, Deutschland, uber alles!"''
* [[RunningGag Asshoooooooooooooooooooooole!]]
* Archie being caught naked in the apartment by the renting family, prancing around [[GratuitousRussian reciting Russian poetry.]] There is an ''extremely'' long silence that follows. He digs himself deeper by covering his privates with a portrait of the lady of the house.
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** Made more hilarious when Wendy repeats it: "My it after not so much poking holes in his cover story as driving a tank through them:
--->'''Wendy''': My father was in the Secret Service, Mr. Manfred St.John-Smithson."
John-Smithson.
**Archie's wife She then makes the mistake of [[BerserkButton calling Otto stupid]], prompting this reaction:
--->'''Otto''': Don't call mestupid.
--->'''Wendy''':stupid.\\
'''Wendy''': Why on Earthnot?
--->'''Otto''':not?\\
'''Otto''': Oh, you English are ''so'' superior, aren't you? Well, would you like to know what you would be without us, the good ol' U.S. of A. to protect you? I'll tell you. The smallest ''[[PrecisionFStrike fucking]]'' [[CriticalResearchFailure province in the Russian Empire, that's what!]] So don't call me stupid, lady. Just thankme!
--->'''Wendy''':me!\\
'''Wendy''': Well, ''thank'' you for popping in and protectingus!
--->'''Otto''':us!\\
'''Otto''': If it wasn't for us, you'd all be speaking ''German''! Singing ''"Deutschland, Deutschland, uber alles!"''
** Otto may be gone, but Wanda is still there, and Archie's daughter Portia has found Wanda's necklace. Archie first tries to vacate the ''crime'' scene with the sudden, outlandish proposal "let's go to the pub", to which Wendy retorts that they have not done such a thing in years.
** His panicked shriek when Wendy closes the drinks cabinet door Wanda had been hiding behind one second earlier.
--->'''Archie''' I thought the picture was falling.
* The attempts to kill Mrs Coady go hilariously wrong in the worst possible way for the animal-loving Ken:
** He starts by posing as a meter reader so he can steal an item of Mrs Coady's clothing, give the scent to an incredibly vicious Alsatian called Maggie, and then sic the dog on Mrs Coady. He opens the doors of the van he is using for cover (which has been shaking in a way that looks as though people are having sex inside), and Maggie barrels out... and grabs one of Mrs Coady's Yorkshire terriers in her jaws instead. Cut to a funeral scene:
--->'''Choirboys:''' ''Miserere domino... miserere domino... canis mortuus est...''[[note]]"Have mercy, lord... have mercy, lord... the dog is dead..."[[/note]]
** Plan B is to simply run over Mrs Coady as she crosses the road in front of her house. She staggers back at the last second - but one of her two remaining Yorkies proves to be Lucky by name, but not by nature, as he ends up squashed flat. Cut to another funeral, with the distraught Ken laying flowers on Lucky's grave after the other mourners have gone.
** So Plan C is to wait until Mrs Coady exits her front door, then shoot a block and tackle suspending a large piece of masonry over the pavement so that she is squashed under it. Inevitably, it is the remaining Yorkie that gets flattened, which Mrs Coady doesn't notice until she walks off down the road and gets jerked back by the extendable leash reaching its full length.
** But fortunately for Ken, this is enough to give Mrs Coady a fatal heart attack. The outraged expressions on the faces of the other onlookers when he starts cheering after a policeman covers Mrs Coady's body with a blanket are the icing on the cake.
* Wanda and Archie regarding Otto:
-->'''Wanda:''' He's so dumb. He thought that the Gettysburg Address was where Lincoln lived. [...] And when he heard your daughter's called Portia, he said 'Why did they name her after a car?'\\
'''Archie''' How come a girl as bright as you could have a brother who's so...\\
''(Otto appears out of the blue and assaults Archie)''\\
'''Otto:''' Don't call me stupid.
* Otto lets loose a stream of profanity after finding Archie and Wanda together, leading a bemused Archie to call him a "true vulgarian". Otto, true to form, has no idea what the word means.
-->'''Otto:''' ''[[NoYou You're]]'' [[NoYou the vulgarian,]] [[IResembleThatRemark you fuck!]]
* Archie's very lawyer-esque apology to Otto. All while he's hanging upside-down out of a window. For bonus laughs, a crowd has gathered on the ground in the distance to watch.
-->'''Archie:''' All right, all right, I apologize.\\
'''Otto:''' You're really sorry?\\
'''Archie:''' I'm really really sorry. I apologize unreservedly.\\
'''Otto:''' You take it back?\\
'''Archie:''' I do. I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally without basis in fact, and was in no way fair comment, and was motivated purely by malice, and I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you or your family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future.\\
'''Otto:''' ...Okay.
* After Otto has finished holding Archie upside-down out of a window, Wanda gives him a blistering TheReasonYouSuckSpeech, mashing her hand repeatedly on his BerserkButton of being called "stupid":
-->'''Otto''': You said you loved him!\\
'''Wanda''': Right! Here's a multiple choice question for you: (a) Wanda was lying, (b) Wanda was telling the truth. Which one are you gonna pick?\\
'''Otto''': ... [[RunningGagAsshoooooooooooooooooooooole!]]
What was the first one again?]] ''[Wanda groans]'' You said you weren't gonna see him!\\
'''Wanda''': 'Cause I knew you'd come along and fuck it up! I was dealing with something delicate, Otto. I'm setting up a guy who's incredibly important to us, who's going to tell me where the loot is and if they're going to come and arrest you. And you come loping in like Rambo without a jockstrap and you dangle him out a fifth-floor window. Now, was that smart? Was it shrewd? Was it good tactics? Or was it stupid?\\
'''Otto''': Don't call me stupid.\\
'''Wanda''': Oh, right! [[InsultToRocks To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!]] I've known sheep that could outwit you. I've worn dresses with higher [=IQs.=] [[KnowNothingKnowItAll But you think you're an intellectual]], [[IgnorantOfTheirOwnIgnorance don't you, ape?]]\\
'''Otto''': Apes don't read philosophy.\\
'''Wanda''': Yes they do, Otto. They just don't understand it. Now let me correct you on a couple of things, OK? Creator/{{Aristotle}} was not Belgian. ''[Otto scoffs]'' The central message of Buddhism is not "Every man for himself."\\
'''Otto''': You mean-\\
'''Wanda''': And [[UsefulNotes/TheLondonUnderground the London Underground]] is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked them up.
* So Wanda demands that Otto apologise - not to her, to Archie. Otto drives up to Archie's house, rehearsing his "apology":
-->'''Otto:''' Oh, I'm so very, very, very, very s... FUCK YOU!
* Meanwhile, Archie is recovering Wanda's locket by staging a burglary of his own house. There's a small moment when he pauses from stuffing things into his sack to smash a porcelain figurine and briefly raises his fist in triumph. You just know he's hated that thing for years and never said a word about it.
* Otto hears the simulated burglary, charges into the house, and attacks and ties up the "burglar". And then apologizes for it after he it dawns on him that the burglar called him "Otto". Then repeatedly kicks him for making him apologize. Then apologizes for ''that''.
-->'''Otto:''' I'm sorry. I didn't know it was you. How could I know it was you? I mean, how could you expect me to guess? Stupid jerk. I mean, what the fuck are you doing robbing your own ''house?!'' ''(kicks him some more)'' You asshole! You stupid, stiff, pompous, English... I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Uh... Yeah. ''(leaves totally confused)''
* Wendy arrives, prompting Otto to beat a hasty retreat. Archie quickly gobbles the locket when he realizes he can feign being a victim of burglary. However, he has scheduled a meeting with Wanda to return the locket, so he ignores Wendy's insistence that they call the police and dashes out again, leading Wendy to tell Portia that her father has gone completely mad.
* Archie being caught naked in the apartment by the renting family, prancing around [[GratuitousRussian reciting Russian poetry.]] There is an ''extremely'' long silence that follows. He digs himself deeper by covering his privates with a portrait of the lady of the house. And then the mother of the renting family recognises him from a previous meeting.
* Immediately after Archie breaks things off with Wanda and returns home, Otto shows up to apologize again, after chasing Archie across his lawn, tackling him, and holding a gun to his head. To make it better, Wendy overhears most of the following:
-->'''Otto:''' I understand you wanting to play around with her. It's OK, I was wrong. I'm sorry I was jealous. Just go ahead. Pork away, pal. Fuck her blue.
* The entire scene of [[http://movieclips.com/zRBd-a-fish-called-wanda-movie-fish-and-chips/ Otto torturing Ken by eating his fish]]. It may go into CrossesTheLineTwice territory, but it's still funny. Having already stuffed a chip up each of Ken's nostrils, Otto ponders, "What goes with chips?" His Brit-accented "W-yait ay mee-yoa-ment!" is priceless. And then after he eats one fish, Ken tries to stammer "You bastard!" but can only get to the "B" before Otto decides to turn it into "You better try the green ones."
-->'''Otto:''' I'll call this one Lunch. Hello, Lunch! Hello! ''(eats the fish and grimaces)'' Ew. Avoid the green ones; they're not ripe yet. ''(Otto acknowledges it's [[LamePunReaction a sick joke by putting on a hilarious face]])''
--->'''Wendy''': My father was in the Secret Service, Mr. Manfred St.
**
--->'''Otto''': Don't call me
--->'''Wendy''':
'''Wendy''': Why on Earth
--->'''Otto''':
'''Otto''': Oh, you English are ''so'' superior, aren't you? Well, would you like to know what you would be without us, the good ol' U.S. of A. to protect you? I'll tell you. The smallest ''[[PrecisionFStrike fucking]]'' [[CriticalResearchFailure province in the Russian Empire, that's what!]] So don't call me stupid, lady. Just thank
--->'''Wendy''':
'''Wendy''': Well, ''thank'' you for popping in and protecting
--->'''Otto''':
'''Otto''': If it wasn't for us, you'd all be speaking ''German''! Singing ''"Deutschland, Deutschland, uber alles!"''
** Otto may be gone, but Wanda is still there, and Archie's daughter Portia has found Wanda's necklace. Archie first tries to vacate the ''crime'' scene with the sudden, outlandish proposal "let's go to the pub", to which Wendy retorts that they have not done such a thing in years.
** His panicked shriek when Wendy closes the drinks cabinet door Wanda had been hiding behind one second earlier.
--->'''Archie''' I thought the picture was falling.
* The attempts to kill Mrs Coady go hilariously wrong in the worst possible way for the animal-loving Ken:
** He starts by posing as a meter reader so he can steal an item of Mrs Coady's clothing, give the scent to an incredibly vicious Alsatian called Maggie, and then sic the dog on Mrs Coady. He opens the doors of the van he is using for cover (which has been shaking in a way that looks as though people are having sex inside), and Maggie barrels out... and grabs one of Mrs Coady's Yorkshire terriers in her jaws instead. Cut to a funeral scene:
--->'''Choirboys:''' ''Miserere domino... miserere domino... canis mortuus est...''[[note]]"Have mercy, lord... have mercy, lord... the dog is dead..."[[/note]]
** Plan B is to simply run over Mrs Coady as she crosses the road in front of her house. She staggers back at the last second - but one of her two remaining Yorkies proves to be Lucky by name, but not by nature, as he ends up squashed flat. Cut to another funeral, with the distraught Ken laying flowers on Lucky's grave after the other mourners have gone.
** So Plan C is to wait until Mrs Coady exits her front door, then shoot a block and tackle suspending a large piece of masonry over the pavement so that she is squashed under it. Inevitably, it is the remaining Yorkie that gets flattened, which Mrs Coady doesn't notice until she walks off down the road and gets jerked back by the extendable leash reaching its full length.
** But fortunately for Ken, this is enough to give Mrs Coady a fatal heart attack. The outraged expressions on the faces of the other onlookers when he starts cheering after a policeman covers Mrs Coady's body with a blanket are the icing on the cake.
* Wanda and Archie regarding Otto:
-->'''Wanda:''' He's so dumb. He thought that the Gettysburg Address was where Lincoln lived. [...] And when he heard your daughter's called Portia, he said 'Why did they name her after a car?'\\
'''Archie''' How come a girl as bright as you could have a brother who's so...\\
''(Otto appears out of the blue and assaults Archie)''\\
'''Otto:''' Don't call me stupid.
* Otto lets loose a stream of profanity after finding Archie and Wanda together, leading a bemused Archie to call him a "true vulgarian". Otto, true to form, has no idea what the word means.
-->'''Otto:''' ''[[NoYou You're]]'' [[NoYou the vulgarian,]] [[IResembleThatRemark you fuck!]]
* Archie's very lawyer-esque apology to Otto. All while he's hanging upside-down out of a window. For bonus laughs, a crowd has gathered on the ground in the distance to watch.
-->'''Archie:''' All right, all right, I apologize.\\
'''Otto:''' You're really sorry?\\
'''Archie:''' I'm really really sorry. I apologize unreservedly.\\
'''Otto:''' You take it back?\\
'''Archie:''' I do. I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally without basis in fact, and was in no way fair comment, and was motivated purely by malice, and I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you or your family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future.\\
'''Otto:''' ...Okay.
* After Otto has finished holding Archie upside-down out of a window, Wanda gives him a blistering TheReasonYouSuckSpeech, mashing her hand repeatedly on his BerserkButton of being called "stupid":
-->'''Otto''': You said you loved him!\\
'''Wanda''': Right! Here's a multiple choice question for you: (a) Wanda was lying, (b) Wanda was telling the truth. Which one are you gonna pick?\\
'''Otto''': ... [[RunningGag
'''Wanda''': 'Cause I knew you'd come along and fuck it up! I was dealing with something delicate, Otto. I'm setting up a guy who's incredibly important to us, who's going to tell me where the loot is and if they're going to come and arrest you. And you come loping in like Rambo without a jockstrap and you dangle him out a fifth-floor window. Now, was that smart? Was it shrewd? Was it good tactics? Or was it stupid?\\
'''Otto''': Don't call me stupid.\\
'''Wanda''': Oh, right! [[InsultToRocks To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!]] I've known sheep that could outwit you. I've worn dresses with higher [=IQs.=] [[KnowNothingKnowItAll But you think you're an intellectual]], [[IgnorantOfTheirOwnIgnorance don't you, ape?]]\\
'''Otto''': Apes don't read philosophy.\\
'''Wanda''': Yes they do, Otto. They just don't understand it. Now let me correct you on a couple of things, OK? Creator/{{Aristotle}} was not Belgian. ''[Otto scoffs]'' The central message of Buddhism is not "Every man for himself."\\
'''Otto''': You mean-\\
'''Wanda''': And [[UsefulNotes/TheLondonUnderground the London Underground]] is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked them up.
* So Wanda demands that Otto apologise - not to her, to Archie. Otto drives up to Archie's house, rehearsing his "apology":
-->'''Otto:''' Oh, I'm so very, very, very, very s... FUCK YOU!
* Meanwhile, Archie is recovering Wanda's locket by staging a burglary of his own house. There's a small moment when he pauses from stuffing things into his sack to smash a porcelain figurine and briefly raises his fist in triumph. You just know he's hated that thing for years and never said a word about it.
* Otto hears the simulated burglary, charges into the house, and attacks and ties up the "burglar". And then apologizes for it after he it dawns on him that the burglar called him "Otto". Then repeatedly kicks him for making him apologize. Then apologizes for ''that''.
-->'''Otto:''' I'm sorry. I didn't know it was you. How could I know it was you? I mean, how could you expect me to guess? Stupid jerk. I mean, what the fuck are you doing robbing your own ''house?!'' ''(kicks him some more)'' You asshole! You stupid, stiff, pompous, English... I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Uh... Yeah. ''(leaves totally confused)''
* Wendy arrives, prompting Otto to beat a hasty retreat. Archie quickly gobbles the locket when he realizes he can feign being a victim of burglary. However, he has scheduled a meeting with Wanda to return the locket, so he ignores Wendy's insistence that they call the police and dashes out again, leading Wendy to tell Portia that her father has gone completely mad.
* Archie being caught naked in the apartment by the renting family, prancing around [[GratuitousRussian reciting Russian poetry.]] There is an ''extremely'' long silence that follows. He digs himself deeper by covering his privates with a portrait of the lady of the house. And then the mother of the renting family recognises him from a previous meeting.
* Immediately after Archie breaks things off with Wanda and returns home, Otto shows up to apologize again, after chasing Archie across his lawn, tackling him, and holding a gun to his head. To make it better, Wendy overhears most of the following:
-->'''Otto:''' I understand you wanting to play around with her. It's OK, I was wrong. I'm sorry I was jealous. Just go ahead. Pork away, pal. Fuck her blue.
* The entire scene of [[http://movieclips.com/zRBd-a-fish-called-wanda-movie-fish-and-chips/ Otto torturing Ken by eating his fish]]. It may go into CrossesTheLineTwice territory, but it's still funny. Having already stuffed a chip up each of Ken's nostrils, Otto ponders, "What goes with chips?" His Brit-accented "W-yait ay mee-yoa-ment!" is priceless. And then after he eats one fish, Ken tries to stammer "You bastard!" but can only get to the "B" before Otto decides to turn it into "You better try the green ones."
-->'''Otto:''' I'll call this one Lunch. Hello, Lunch! Hello! ''(eats the fish and grimaces)'' Ew. Avoid the green ones; they're not ripe yet. ''(Otto acknowledges it's [[LamePunReaction a sick joke by putting on a hilarious face]])''
Changed line(s) 25 (click to see context) from:
** "I Wendy...I Wanda...I wonder..."
to:
** "I Wendy...I Wanda...I wonder..."Wanda knocks Archie completely off balance by abruptly changing her story, claiming to have been in George's flat with her brother instead of alone with George:
Changed line(s) 27,28 (click to see context) from:
'''Judge:''' Mr Leach I'm sure Ms Gershwitz can recognise her own brother, after all she's had a relationship with him her whole life.
** Wanda lands an epic double-cross on George:
** Wanda lands an epic double-cross on George:
to:
'''Judge:''' Mr Leach Leach, I'm sure Ms Gershwitz can recognise her own brother, after all she's had a relationship with him her whole life.
** Archie proceeds to slip up and address Wanda by her first name. He tries to stumble out of this gaffe by turning "Wanda" into "I wonder..." As if that's not bad enough, Wendy, who now knows about Archie's affair with Wanda, is sitting in the public gallery, and Archie's verbal errors multiply:
--->'''Archie:''' I Wendy...I Wanda...I wonder...
** When Archie asks Wanda how she was so sure George left the flat early enough to have taken part in the jewel heist, she lands an epic double-cross onGeorge:George, derailing the trial completely:
** Archie proceeds to slip up and address Wanda by her first name. He tries to stumble out of this gaffe by turning "Wanda" into "I wonder..." As if that's not bad enough, Wendy, who now knows about Archie's affair with Wanda, is sitting in the public gallery, and Archie's verbal errors multiply:
--->'''Archie:''' I Wendy...I Wanda...I wonder...
** When Archie asks Wanda how she was so sure George left the flat early enough to have taken part in the jewel heist, she lands an epic double-cross on
Changed line(s) 30,31 (click to see context) from:
'''Archie:''' Darling!\\
''' Judge:''' Mr Leach, "Darling"?\\
''' Judge:''' Mr Leach, "Darling"?\\
to:
'''Archie:''' ''(gobsmacked)'' Darling!\\
''' Judge:''' '''Judge:''' Mr Leach, "Darling"?\\
Changed line(s) 34,35 (click to see context) from:
* Archie riding on the back of Ken's motorcycle, sitting perfectly upright, still prim and proper in his barrister's suit.
* The entire CulturalPosturing argument at the end. "Boy, they whooped yer hide REAL GOOD."
* The entire CulturalPosturing argument at the end. "Boy, they whooped yer hide REAL GOOD."
to:
* Archie riding visits George in his cell after the disastrous trial to get him to reveal where he has hidden the jewels, ostensibly to get him a lighter sentence but actually so he can steal them for himself:
-->'''George''': Tell them pigs to ''fuck off!''\\
'''Archie''': ''(turns to the cops, calmly)'' Fuck off, pigs.
* George tells Archie that Ken knows where the jewels are, and George's solicitor, Bartlett, tells him that Ken is back at the flat, so Archie goes there and finds Ken tied up with a pear stuffed in his mouth.
** Archie ungags Ken and tries to calmly encourage Ken to tell him where George hid the jewels but, due to time being of the essence, is getting increasingly frustrated until he finally just screams "Oh, ''come on!''" And then sheepishly apologises and starts again, this time having Ken just ''write it out''.
--->'''Archie:''' The Cathcart Towers Hotel?\\
'''Ken:''' Cathcart Towers Hotel.\\
''(Ken, unseen by Archie, realizes what he just did and gives the sunniest, most amazed smile you could imagine.)''
** His stutter returns, and he just makes AirplaneArms and landing noises.
--->'''Archie:''' Heathrow Airport.
* Archie rides to the airport on the back of Ken's motorcycle, sitting perfectly upright, still prim and proper in his barrister's suit.
* The entire CulturalPosturing argument when Otto has Archie at gunpoint on theend. "Boy, they whooped yer hide REAL GOOD."tarmac at Heathrow Airport.
-->'''George''': Tell them pigs to ''fuck off!''\\
'''Archie''': ''(turns to the cops, calmly)'' Fuck off, pigs.
* George tells Archie that Ken knows where the jewels are, and George's solicitor, Bartlett, tells him that Ken is back at the flat, so Archie goes there and finds Ken tied up with a pear stuffed in his mouth.
** Archie ungags Ken and tries to calmly encourage Ken to tell him where George hid the jewels but, due to time being of the essence, is getting increasingly frustrated until he finally just screams "Oh, ''come on!''" And then sheepishly apologises and starts again, this time having Ken just ''write it out''.
--->'''Archie:''' The Cathcart Towers Hotel?\\
'''Ken:''' Cathcart Towers Hotel.\\
''(Ken, unseen by Archie, realizes what he just did and gives the sunniest, most amazed smile you could imagine.)''
** His stutter returns, and he just makes AirplaneArms and landing noises.
--->'''Archie:''' Heathrow Airport.
* Archie rides to the airport on the back of Ken's motorcycle, sitting perfectly upright, still prim and proper in his barrister's suit.
* The entire CulturalPosturing argument when Otto has Archie at gunpoint on the
Changed line(s) 37,60 (click to see context) from:
--->'''Archie:''' You're going to shoot me?
--->'''Otto:''' ''(thick, convincing QuintessentialBritishGentleman accent)'' Yep, 'fraid so, ol' chap! Sorry!
** Speaking of Otto's accents, there's a moment when Otto is torturing Ken and ponders, "What goes with chips?" His Brit-accented "W-yait ay mee-yoa-ment!" is funny on its own.
** Otto's ''outrage'' at Archie's Vietnam comment, insisting "it was a tie!"
* "Will you leave immediately, please?"
* "Don't call me stupid!"
--> '''Wanda''': I was dealing with something delicate, Otto. I'm setting up a guy who's incredibly important to us, who's going to tell me where the loot is and if they're going to come and arrest you. And you come loping in like Rambo without a jockstrap and you dangle him out a fifth-floor window. Now, was that smart? Was it shrewd? Was it good tactics? Or was it stupid?
--> '''Otto''': Don't call me stupid.
--> '''Wanda''': Oh, right! [[InsultToRocks To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!]] I've known sheep that could outwit you. I've worn dresses with higher [=IQ=]s. [[KnowNothingKnowItAll But you think you're an intellectual]], [[IgnorantOfTheirOwnIgnorance don't you, ape?]]
--> '''Otto''': Apes don't read philosophy.
--> '''Wanda''': Yes they do, Otto. They just don't understand it. Now let me correct you on a couple of things, OK? Creator/{{Aristotle}} was not Belgian. The central message of Buddhism is not "Every man for himself." And [[UsefulNotes/TheLondonUnderground the London Underground]] is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked them up.
* Otto rehearsing his "apology" before finding the "burglar":
-->'''Otto:''' Oh, I'm so very, very, very, very s... FUCK YOU!
* Otto attacking the "burglar".
** And then apologizing for it. Then repeatedly kicking him for making him apologize. Then apologizing for ''that''.
--->'''Otto:''' I'm sorry. I didn't know it was you. How could I know it was you? I mean, how could you expect me to guess? Stupid jerk. I mean, what the fuck are you doing robbing your own ''house?!'' ''(kicks him some more)'' You asshole! You stupid, stiff, pompous, English... I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Uh... Yeah. ''(leaves totally confused)''
** Then later apologizing again, after chasing Archie across his lawn, tackling him, and holding a gun to his head. To make it better, Archie's wife overhears most of the following:
--->'''Otto:''' I understand you wanting to play around with her. It's OK, I was wrong. I'm sorry I was jealous. Just go ahead. Pork away, pal. Fuck her blue.
* During his simulated burglary, there's a small moment when Archie pauses from stuffing things into his sack to smash a porcelain figurine and briefly raises his fist in triumph. You just know he's hated that thing for years and never said a word about it. Archie quickly gobbling the locket when he realizes he can feign being a victim of burglary is funny on its own.
* "I love watching your ass when you walk. Is that beautiful or what? Don't go near him! He's mine!"
* You're going to kill her!
* ''[[NoYou You're]]'' [[NoYou the vulgarian,]] [[IResembleThatRemark you fuck!]]
* It's K-k-k-ken, coming to k-k-k-kill me! How you gonna c-c-c-catch me, K-k-k-ken?
** Followed by a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome. ''REVENGE!!''
--->'''Otto:''' ''(thick, convincing QuintessentialBritishGentleman accent)'' Yep, 'fraid so, ol' chap! Sorry!
** Speaking of Otto's accents, there's a moment when Otto is torturing Ken and ponders, "What goes with chips?" His Brit-accented "W-yait ay mee-yoa-ment!" is funny on its own.
** Otto's ''outrage'' at Archie's Vietnam comment, insisting "it was a tie!"
* "Will you leave immediately, please?"
* "Don't call me stupid!"
--> '''Wanda''': I was dealing with something delicate, Otto. I'm setting up a guy who's incredibly important to us, who's going to tell me where the loot is and if they're going to come and arrest you. And you come loping in like Rambo without a jockstrap and you dangle him out a fifth-floor window. Now, was that smart? Was it shrewd? Was it good tactics? Or was it stupid?
--> '''Otto''': Don't call me stupid.
--> '''Wanda''': Oh, right! [[InsultToRocks To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!]] I've known sheep that could outwit you. I've worn dresses with higher [=IQ=]s. [[KnowNothingKnowItAll But you think you're an intellectual]], [[IgnorantOfTheirOwnIgnorance don't you, ape?]]
--> '''Otto''': Apes don't read philosophy.
--> '''Wanda''': Yes they do, Otto. They just don't understand it. Now let me correct you on a couple of things, OK? Creator/{{Aristotle}} was not Belgian. The central message of Buddhism is not "Every man for himself." And [[UsefulNotes/TheLondonUnderground the London Underground]] is not a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked them up.
* Otto rehearsing his "apology" before finding the "burglar":
-->'''Otto:''' Oh, I'm so very, very, very, very s... FUCK YOU!
* Otto attacking the "burglar".
** And then apologizing for it. Then repeatedly kicking him for making him apologize. Then apologizing for ''that''.
--->'''Otto:''' I'm sorry. I didn't know it was you. How could I know it was you? I mean, how could you expect me to guess? Stupid jerk. I mean, what the fuck are you doing robbing your own ''house?!'' ''(kicks him some more)'' You asshole! You stupid, stiff, pompous, English... I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Uh... Yeah. ''(leaves totally confused)''
** Then later apologizing again, after chasing Archie across his lawn, tackling him, and holding a gun to his head. To make it better, Archie's wife overhears most of the following:
--->'''Otto:''' I understand you wanting to play around with her. It's OK, I was wrong. I'm sorry I was jealous. Just go ahead. Pork away, pal. Fuck her blue.
* During his simulated burglary, there's a small moment when Archie pauses from stuffing things into his sack to smash a porcelain figurine and briefly raises his fist in triumph. You just know he's hated that thing for years and never said a word about it. Archie quickly gobbling the locket when he realizes he can feign being a victim of burglary is funny on its own.
* "I love watching your ass when you walk. Is that beautiful or what? Don't go near him! He's mine!"
* You're going to kill her!
* ''[[NoYou You're]]'' [[NoYou the vulgarian,]] [[IResembleThatRemark you fuck!]]
* It's K-k-k-ken, coming to k-k-k-kill me! How you gonna c-c-c-catch me, K-k-k-ken?
** Followed by a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome. ''REVENGE!!''
to:
--->'''Archie:''' You're going to shoot me?
--->'''Otto:'''me?\\
'''Otto:''' ''(thick, convincing QuintessentialBritishGentleman accent)'' Yep, 'fraid so, ol' chap! Sorry!
**Speaking of Otto's accents, there's a moment when Otto is torturing Ken and ponders, "What goes with chips?" His Brit-accented "W-yait ay mee-yoa-ment!" is funny on its own.
**Otto's ''outrage'' at Archie's Vietnam comment, when Archie countersnarks his dismissal of the English as not liking winners by mentioning UsefulNotes/TheVietnamWar, insisting "it was a tie!"
* "Will you leave immediately, please?"
* "Don't call me stupid!"
--> '''Wanda''': I was dealingtie!" Archie then counters Otto's accent imitation with something delicate, Otto. I'm setting up a guy who's incredibly important to us, who's going to tell me where the loot is and if they're going to come and arrest you. And you come loping in like Rambo without a jockstrap and you dangle him out a fifth-floor window. Now, was that smart? Was it shrewd? Was it good tactics? Or was it stupid?
--> '''Otto''': Don't call me stupid.
--> '''Wanda''': Oh, right! [[InsultToRocks To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!]] I've known sheep that could outwit you. I've worn dresses with higher [=IQ=]s. [[KnowNothingKnowItAll But you think you're an intellectual]], [[IgnorantOfTheirOwnIgnorance don't you, ape?]]
--> '''Otto''': Apes don't read philosophy.
--> '''Wanda''': Yesone of his own:
--->'''Archie:''' Boy, theydo, Otto. They just don't understand it. Now let me correct you on a couple whooped yer hide REAL GOOD.
* But Otto's attempted murder ofthings, OK? Creator/{{Aristotle}} was not Belgian. The central message of Buddhism Archie is not "Every man for himself." And [[UsefulNotes/TheLondonUnderground the London Underground]] is not derailed by Ken driving up in a political movement. Those are all mistakes, Otto. I looked them up.
* Otto rehearsing his "apology" before finding the "burglar":
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-->'''Otto:'''Oh, I'm so very, very, very, very s... FUCK YOU!
* Otto attacking the "burglar".
** And then apologizing for it. Then repeatedly kicking him for making him apologize. Then apologizing for ''that''.
--->'''Otto:''' I'm sorry. I didn't know it was you. How could I know it was you? I mean, how could you expect me to guess? Stupid jerk. I mean, what the fuck are you doing robbing your own ''house?!'' ''(kicks him some more)'' You asshole! You stupid, stiff, pompous, English... I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Uh... Yeah. ''(leaves totally confused)''
** Then later apologizing again, after chasing Archie across his lawn, tackling him, and holding a gun to his head. To make it better, Archie's wife overhears most of the following:
--->'''Otto:''' I understand you wanting to play around with her. It's OK, I was wrong. I'm sorry I was jealous. Just go ahead. Pork away, pal. Fuck her blue.
* During his simulated burglary, there's a small moment when Archie pauses from stuffing things into his sack to smash a porcelain figurine and briefly raises his fist in triumph. You just know he's hated that thing for years and never said a word about it. Archie quickly gobbling the locket when he realizes he can feign being a victim of burglary is funny on its own.
* "I love watching your ass when you walk. Is that beautiful or what? Don't go near him! He's mine!"
* You're going to kill her!
* ''[[NoYou You're]]'' [[NoYou the vulgarian,]] [[IResembleThatRemark you fuck!]]
*It's K-k-k-ken, coming to k-k-k-kill me! How you gonna c-c-c-catch me, K-k-k-ken?
** Followed by a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome.''REVENGE!!''''REVENGE!!'' When it eventually dawns on Otto that Ken is [[TheDogBitesBack finally in a position to pay back all his poor treatment at Otto's hands over the course of the movie with interest]] for ''realsies'', he switches from arrogant bullying jerkass to fawning sweet-talker so fast the speed-of-light barrier is almost broken: "Oh Kenny? May I call you Kenny? I'M SORRY I ATE YOUR FISH!"
--->'''Otto:''' Go ahead! You don't have the guts! ''[Ken continues driving toward him]'' Okay you ''have'' the guts!
** And the payoff, when Ken finally smashes Otto into the wet concrete in which he is stuck:
--->'''Otto:'''
'''Otto:''' ''(thick, convincing QuintessentialBritishGentleman accent)'' Yep, 'fraid so, ol' chap! Sorry!
**
**
* "Will you leave immediately, please?"
* "Don't call me stupid!"
--> '''Wanda''': I was dealing
--> '''Otto''': Don't call me stupid.
--> '''Wanda''': Oh, right! [[InsultToRocks To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people!]] I've known sheep that could outwit you. I've worn dresses with higher [=IQ=]s. [[KnowNothingKnowItAll But you think you're an intellectual]], [[IgnorantOfTheirOwnIgnorance don't you, ape?]]
--> '''Otto''': Apes don't read philosophy.
--> '''Wanda''': Yes
--->'''Archie:''' Boy, they
* But Otto's attempted murder of
* Otto rehearsing his "apology" before finding the "burglar":
-->'''Otto:'''
* Otto attacking the "burglar".
** And then apologizing for it. Then repeatedly kicking him for making him apologize. Then apologizing for ''that''.
--->'''Otto:''' I'm sorry. I didn't know it was you. How could I know it was you? I mean, how could you expect me to guess? Stupid jerk. I mean, what the fuck are you doing robbing your own ''house?!'' ''(kicks him some more)'' You asshole! You stupid, stiff, pompous, English... I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Uh... Yeah. ''(leaves totally confused)''
** Then later apologizing again, after chasing Archie across his lawn, tackling him, and holding a gun to his head. To make it better, Archie's wife overhears most of the following:
--->'''Otto:''' I understand you wanting to play around with her. It's OK, I was wrong. I'm sorry I was jealous. Just go ahead. Pork away, pal. Fuck her blue.
* During his simulated burglary, there's a small moment when Archie pauses from stuffing things into his sack to smash a porcelain figurine and briefly raises his fist in triumph. You just know he's hated that thing for years and never said a word about it. Archie quickly gobbling the locket when he realizes he can feign being a victim of burglary is funny on its own.
* "I love watching your ass when you walk. Is that beautiful or what? Don't go near him! He's mine!"
* You're going to kill her!
* ''[[NoYou You're]]'' [[NoYou the vulgarian,]] [[IResembleThatRemark you fuck!]]
*
** Followed by a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome.
--->'''Otto:''' Go ahead! You don't have the guts! ''[Ken continues driving toward him]'' Okay you ''have'' the guts!
** And the payoff, when Ken finally smashes Otto into the wet concrete in which he is stuck:
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** When it eventually dawns on Otto that Ken is [[TheDogBitesBack finally in a position to pay back all his poor treatment at Otto's hands over the course of the movie with interest]] for ''realsies'', he switches from arrogant bullying jerkass to fawning sweet-talker so fast the speed-of-light barrier is almost broken: "Oh Kenny? May I call you Kenny? I'M SORRY I ATE YOUR FISH!"
** "Go ahead! You don't have the guts! ... Okay you ''have'' the guts!"
* "Okay...okay...DISAPPOINTED!"
-->'''Wanda:''' Shut up and think. Where has he moved it?
-->(''Otto shoots the safe'')
-->'''Wanda:''' What are you doing?
-->'''Otto:''' I'm THINKING!
* "Touch his dick, and he's dead!"
** The BrickJoke for that line is hilarious, as Otto is so jealous he actually ''sneaks'' into the house, and right where only Wanda can see him, points at his crotch and gives a "NO!" gesture. The look on Wanda's face really sells it.
** Wanda and Archie regarding Otto:
--->'''Wanda:''' He's so dumb. He thought that the Gettysburg Address was where Lincoln lived. [...] And when he heard your daughter's called Portia, he said 'Why did they name her after a car?'\\
'''Archie''' How come a girl as bright as you could have a brother who's so...\\
''(Otto appears out of the blue and assaults Archie)''\\
'''Otto:''' Don't call me stupid.
* Archie's very lawyer-esque apology to Otto. All while he's hanging upside-down out of a window.
--> '''Archie:''' All right, all right, I apologize.
--> '''Otto:''' You're really sorry?
--> '''Archie:''' I'm really really sorry. I apologize unreservedly.
--> '''Otto:''' You take it back?
--> '''Archie:''' I do. I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally without basis in fact, and was in no way fair comment, and was motivated purely by malice, and I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you or your family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future.
--> '''Otto:''' ...Okay.
* Otto pretending to be using the toilet. He sits on the throne with his pants and suspenders on, and then flushes it when Ken comes to check the situation.
* Otto realizes there's something fishy between Ken and Wanda. So how does Ken gets out of trouble. By pretending to be gay [[FawltyTowersPlot of course]]!.
-->'''Otto:''' May I kiss you, Ken? C'mon, just a peck! No tongue!\\
'''Wanda:''' I'm sorry about my brother, Ken. I know he's insensitive. He's had a hard life. Dad used to beat him up.\\
'''Ken:''' ''(beat, smirking to himself)'' Good.
* The entire scene of [[http://movieclips.com/zRBd-a-fish-called-wanda-movie-fish-and-chips/ Otto torturing Ken by eating his fish]]. It may go into CrossesTheLineTwice territory, but it's still funny.
-->'''Otto:''' I'll call this one Lunch. Hello, Lunch! Hello! ''(eats the fish and grimaces)'' Ew. Avoid the green ones; they're not ripe yet.\\
''(Otto acknowledges it's [[LamePunReaction a sick joke by putting on a hilarious face]])''
* Otto and Wanda's sex scene. Creator/JamieLeeCurtis reportedly had to put a pillow over her face to keep from {{corpsing}}.
* Archie visits George in his cell:
-->'''George''': Tell them pigs to ''fuck off!''
-->'''Archie''': ''(turns to the cops, calmly)'' Fuck off, pigs.
** "Go ahead! You don't have the guts! ... Okay you ''have'' the guts!"
* "Okay...okay...DISAPPOINTED!"
-->'''Wanda:''' Shut up and think. Where has he moved it?
-->(''Otto shoots the safe'')
-->'''Wanda:''' What are you doing?
-->'''Otto:''' I'm THINKING!
* "Touch his dick, and he's dead!"
** The BrickJoke for that line is hilarious, as Otto is so jealous he actually ''sneaks'' into the house, and right where only Wanda can see him, points at his crotch and gives a "NO!" gesture. The look on Wanda's face really sells it.
** Wanda and Archie regarding Otto:
--->'''Wanda:''' He's so dumb. He thought that the Gettysburg Address was where Lincoln lived. [...] And when he heard your daughter's called Portia, he said 'Why did they name her after a car?'\\
'''Archie''' How come a girl as bright as you could have a brother who's so...\\
''(Otto appears out of the blue and assaults Archie)''\\
'''Otto:''' Don't call me stupid.
* Archie's very lawyer-esque apology to Otto. All while he's hanging upside-down out of a window.
--> '''Archie:''' All right, all right, I apologize.
--> '''Otto:''' You're really sorry?
--> '''Archie:''' I'm really really sorry. I apologize unreservedly.
--> '''Otto:''' You take it back?
--> '''Archie:''' I do. I offer a complete and utter retraction. The imputation was totally without basis in fact, and was in no way fair comment, and was motivated purely by malice, and I deeply regret any distress that my comments may have caused you or your family, and I hereby undertake not to repeat any such slander at any time in the future.
--> '''Otto:''' ...Okay.
* Otto pretending to be using the toilet. He sits on the throne with his pants and suspenders on, and then flushes it when Ken comes to check the situation.
* Otto realizes there's something fishy between Ken and Wanda. So how does Ken gets out of trouble. By pretending to be gay [[FawltyTowersPlot of course]]!.
-->'''Otto:''' May I kiss you, Ken? C'mon, just a peck! No tongue!\\
'''Wanda:''' I'm sorry about my brother, Ken. I know he's insensitive. He's had a hard life. Dad used to beat him up.\\
'''Ken:''' ''(beat, smirking to himself)'' Good.
* The entire scene of [[http://movieclips.com/zRBd-a-fish-called-wanda-movie-fish-and-chips/ Otto torturing Ken by eating his fish]]. It may go into CrossesTheLineTwice territory, but it's still funny.
-->'''Otto:''' I'll call this one Lunch. Hello, Lunch! Hello! ''(eats the fish and grimaces)'' Ew. Avoid the green ones; they're not ripe yet.\\
''(Otto acknowledges it's [[LamePunReaction a sick joke by putting on a hilarious face]])''
* Otto and Wanda's sex scene. Creator/JamieLeeCurtis reportedly had to put a pillow over her face to keep from {{corpsing}}.
* Archie visits George in his cell:
-->'''George''': Tell them pigs to ''fuck off!''
-->'''Archie''': ''(turns to the cops, calmly)'' Fuck off, pigs.
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-->'''Archie:''' Your brother, good and... Y-your brother? Are you sure it was your brother?\\
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--->'''Archie:''' Your brother, good and... Y-your brother? Are you sure it was your brother?\\
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--->'''Archie:''' Your brother, good and... Y-your brother? Are you sure it was your brother?\\
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** Wanda lands an epic double-cross on George
-->'''Wanda:''' Because I looked at the clock. I remember looking at the clock and thinking, where could George be going with that sawed off shotgun?\\
-->'''Wanda:''' Because I looked at the clock. I remember looking at the clock and thinking, where could George be going with that sawed off shotgun?\\
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** Wanda lands an epic double-cross on George
-->'''Wanda:'''George:
--->'''Wanda:''' Because I looked at the clock. I remember looking at the clock and thinking, where could George be going with that sawed off shotgun?\\
-->'''Wanda:'''
--->'''Wanda:''' Because I looked at the clock. I remember looking at the clock and thinking, where could George be going with that sawed off shotgun?\\
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* Boy, they whooped yer hide REAL GOOD.
** The entire CulturalPosturing argument at the end.
*** Otto's faux Brit accent alone is hilarious.
---->'''Archie:''' You're going to shoot me?
---->'''Otto:''' ''(thick, convincing QuintessentialBritishGentleman accent)'' Yep, 'fraid so, ol' chap! Sorry!
*** Speaking of Otto's accents, there's a moment when Otto is torturing Ken and ponders, "What goes with chips?" His Brit-accented "W-yait ay mee-yoa-ment!" is funny on its own.
*** Don't forget Otto's ''outrage'' at Archie's Vietnam comment, insisting "it was a tie!"
* Will you leave immediately, please?
* Don't call me stupid!
** The entire CulturalPosturing argument at the end.
*** Otto's faux Brit accent alone is hilarious.
---->'''Archie:''' You're going to shoot me?
---->'''Otto:''' ''(thick, convincing QuintessentialBritishGentleman accent)'' Yep, 'fraid so, ol' chap! Sorry!
*** Speaking of Otto's accents, there's a moment when Otto is torturing Ken and ponders, "What goes with chips?" His Brit-accented "W-yait ay mee-yoa-ment!" is funny on its own.
*** Don't forget Otto's ''outrage'' at Archie's Vietnam comment, insisting "it was a tie!"
* Will you leave immediately, please?
* Don't call me stupid!
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* Boy, they whooped yer hide REAL GOOD.
**The entire CulturalPosturing argument at the end.
***end. "Boy, they whooped yer hide REAL GOOD."
** Otto's faux Brit accent alone is hilarious.
---->'''Archie:''' --->'''Archie:''' You're going to shoot me?
---->'''Otto:''' --->'''Otto:''' ''(thick, convincing QuintessentialBritishGentleman accent)'' Yep, 'fraid so, ol' chap! Sorry!
*** ** Speaking of Otto's accents, there's a moment when Otto is torturing Ken and ponders, "What goes with chips?" His Brit-accented "W-yait ay mee-yoa-ment!" is funny on its own.
*** Don't forget ** Otto's ''outrage'' at Archie's Vietnam comment, insisting "it was a tie!"
*Will "Will you leave immediately, please?
please?"
*Don't "Don't call me stupid!stupid!"
**
***
** Otto's faux Brit accent alone is hilarious.
*
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* Otto reheasing rehearsing his "apology" before finding the "burglar""burglar":
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--->'''Otto:''' I'm sorry. I didn't know it was you. How could I know it was you? I mean, how could you expect me to guess? Stupid jerk. I mean, what the fuck are you doing robbing your own ''house?!'' ''(kicks him some more)'' You asshole! You stupid, stiff, pompous, English... I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Uh… Yeah. ''(leaves totally confused)''
*** Then later apologizing again, after chasing Archie across his lawn, tackling him, and holding a gun to his head. To make it better, Archie's wife overhears most of the following:
*** Then later apologizing again, after chasing Archie across his lawn, tackling him, and holding a gun to his head. To make it better, Archie's wife overhears most of the following:
to:
--->'''Otto:''' I'm sorry. I didn't know it was you. How could I know it was you? I mean, how could you expect me to guess? Stupid jerk. I mean, what the fuck are you doing robbing your own ''house?!'' ''(kicks him some more)'' You asshole! You stupid, stiff, pompous, English... I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Uh… Uh... Yeah. ''(leaves totally confused)''
*** ** Then later apologizing again, after chasing Archie across his lawn, tackling him, and holding a gun to his head. To make it better, Archie's wife overhears most of the following:
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* During his simulated burglary, there's a small moment when Archie pauses from stuffing things into his sack to smash a porcelain figurine and briefly raises his fist in triumph. You just know he's hated that thing for years and never said a word about it.
** Archie quickly gobbling the locket when he realizes he can feign being a victim of burglary is funny on its own.
** Archie quickly gobbling the locket when he realizes he can feign being a victim of burglary is funny on its own.
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* During his simulated burglary, there's a small moment when Archie pauses from stuffing things into his sack to smash a porcelain figurine and briefly raises his fist in triumph. You just know he's hated that thing for years and never said a word about it.
**it. Archie quickly gobbling the locket when he realizes he can feign being a victim of burglary is funny on its own.
**
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** ''REVENGE!!''
*** HEY! I LOST MY STUTTER! It's gone! I can speak! ''(proudly)'' How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
** ''REVENGE!!''
*** HEY! I LOST MY STUTTER! It's gone! I can speak! ''(proudly)'' How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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** Followed by a SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome
**SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome. ''REVENGE!!''
*** --->'''Ken:''' HEY! I LOST MY STUTTER! It's gone! I can speak! ''(proudly)'' How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
**
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* Oh, I'm so very very ssssssss- ''FUCK YOU!''
* Okay...okay...DISAPPOINTED!
* Okay...okay...DISAPPOINTED!
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* Oh, I'm so very very ssssssss- ''FUCK YOU!''
* Okay..."Okay...okay...DISAPPOINTED!DISAPPOINTED!"
* Okay...
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** Wanda and Archie regarding Otto
-->'''Wanda:'''He's so dumb.He thought that the Gettysburg Address was where Lincoln lived. [...] And when he heard your daughter's called Portia, he said 'Why did they name her after a car?'\\
-->'''Wanda:'''He's so dumb.He thought that the Gettysburg Address was where Lincoln lived. [...] And when he heard your daughter's called Portia, he said 'Why did they name her after a car?'\\
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** Wanda and Archie regarding Otto
-->'''Wanda:'''He'sOtto:
--->'''Wanda:''' He's sodumb.dumb. He thought that the Gettysburg Address was where Lincoln lived. [...] And when he heard your daughter's called Portia, he said 'Why did they name her after a car?'\\
-->'''Wanda:'''He's
--->'''Wanda:''' He's so
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** All this while he's hanging upside-down out a window.
** Later, Otto is rehearsing his own forced apology.
-->I apologi... fuck you!
** Later, Otto is rehearsing his own forced apology.
-->I apologi... fuck you!
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'''Ken:''' (beat, smirking to himself) Good.
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'''Ken:''' (beat, ''(beat, smirking to himself) himself)'' Good.
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--> '''George''': Tell them pigs to ''fuck off!''
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* On the set, Crichton wore a T-shirt presented to him by his pseudo-co-director Cleese and inscribed "Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill"
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* On the set, Crichton wore a T-shirt presented to him by his pseudo-co-director Cleese and inscribed "Age and treachery will always overcome youth and skill"skill".
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--->'''Otto:''' I'm sorry. I didn't know it was you. How could I know it was you? I mean, how could you expect me to guess. Stupid jerk! I mean, what the fuck are you doing robbing your own house?! ''(kicks him some more)'' You ashole! You stupid, stiff, pompous, English... I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Uh… Yeah. ''(leaves totally confused)''
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--->'''Otto:''' I'm sorry. I didn't know it was you. How could I know it was you? I mean, how could you expect me to guess. guess? Stupid jerk! jerk. I mean, what the fuck are you doing robbing your own house?! ''house?!'' ''(kicks him some more)'' You ashole! asshole! You stupid, stiff, pompous, English... I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Uh… Yeah. ''(leaves totally confused)''
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--->'''Otto:''' I'm sorry. I didn't know it was you. How could I know it was you? I mean, how could you expect me to guess. Stupid jerk! I mean, what the fuck are you doing robbing your own house? ''(kicks him some more)'' You ashole! You stupid, stiff, pompous, English... I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Uh… Yeah. ''(leaves totally confused)''
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--->'''Otto:''' I'm sorry. I didn't know it was you. How could I know it was you? I mean, how could you expect me to guess. Stupid jerk! I mean, what the fuck are you doing robbing your own house? house?! ''(kicks him some more)'' You ashole! You stupid, stiff, pompous, English... I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Uh… Yeah. ''(leaves totally confused)''
