Funny / A Dovahkiin Spreads His Wings

• The Running Gag of people threatening Jon's beautiful hair with cutting or dye if he pisses them off.
• When Jon claims he isn't too trusting Serana bursts out laughing.
• Enzo fending off the pirates in chapter 5, with a broomstick. He complained that even that was too boring.
• At the end of Chapter 8, Robert is discussing how to reward Jon for saving Tommen. And the reward he offers Jon, who wants nothing more than to return home to Skyrim? A place as an honored guest of his at King's Landing in two weeks time. Jon's thoughts?
  Jon: Fuck.
• After Jon reveals to Arya that he can use magic, her first question is if he can turn into an animal.
• In Chapter 23, Ned summing up to Jon how strange Skyrim is compared to Westeros after only a short time on one of their boats.
  Ned: I got served breakfast by a giant talking lizard!