History Funny / AChristmasCarol

* In a CrossesTheLineTwice kind of way, the fact that Scrooge's maid stole Scrooge's bed-curtains, sheets, and his shirt. ''While he's still laying there, dead''.

* Fred inviting Scrooge to Christmas Dinner: "Scrooge said that he would see him–Yes, indeed he did. He went the whole length of the expression, and [[NarrativeProfanityFilter said that he would see him in that extremity first.]]"

* Fred inviting Scrooge to Christmas Dinner: "Scrooge said that he would see him–Yes, indeed he did. He went the whole length of the expression, and said that he would see him in that extremity first."

* The made-for-TV movie ''Karroll's Christmas'' is predicated on the ghosts seemingly visiting the wrong house, haunting greeting card writer Allen Karroll instead of skinflint Zebediah [[SignificantAnagram Rosecog]]. When he wakes up from the visits, Allen wonders what day it is and sees what appears to be an Easter commercial on TV and starts freaking out that he was asleep for three whole months.

* The blind-man’s buff game at Fred's Christmas party. Fred's friend Topper has rigged his blindfold somehow, and refuses to chase after anyone except Fred's sister-in-law, with whom he has been flirting all evening. The narrator scolds Topper for his behavior in a ''very'' tongue-in-cheek way.

* The BlackComedy of the moment wherein a pair of Scrooge's debtors fully comprehend their old landlord is dead... [[AndThereWasMuchRejoicing and share a relieved embrace]].

* Bob Crachit's CaptainObvious moment explaining to Scrooge that opening the office on Christmas Day is pointless and a waste of time, as he'll have no one to do business ''with''.

-->"But the wisdom of our ancestors is in the simile; and my unhallowed hands shall not disturb it, or the Country's done for."

* The opening narration describes Marley as "dead as a doornail" and goes off on a tangent, musing about the validity of the phrase, since, if a nail is to be the object, surely a ''coffin'' nail would be a better symbol for death, before giving up and conceding that the phrase has probably stood the test of time for a reason and shouldn't be questioned.

* The very opening narration describes Marley as "dead as a doornail" and goes off on a tangent, musing about the validity of the phrase, since, if a nail is to be the object, surely a ''coffin'' nail would be a better symbol for death, before giving up and conceding that the phrase has probably stood the test of time for a reason and shouldn't be questioned.

* The made-for-TV movie ''Karroll's Christmas'' is predicated on the ghosts seemingly visiting the wrong house, visiting greeting card writer Allen Karroll instead of skinflint Zebediah [[SignificantAnagram Rosecog]]. When he wakes up from the visits, Allen wonders what day it is and sees what appears to be an Easter commercial on TV and starts freaking out that he was asleep for three whole months.

--> '''Scrooge''': Come back ''with'' the man, and I'll give you a shilling!
--> '''Young boy''': *looks up in shock*
--> '''Scrooge''': Come back in less than five minutes and I'll give you Half a Crown![[note]]A crown is five shillings (one-fourth of a pound which was worth about $85 at the time), so he's offering 2 1/2 shillings -- a bit over ten dollars.[[/note]]
-->*boy takes off like a rocket*

-->'''Scrooge''': GOOD! AFTER! NOON!