History Fridge / OneThousandWaysToDie

* "Chucked up" has a woman who was acting out a bondage fantasy get robbed, with the husband watching helplessly over the webcam, and the burglar tauntingly thanks her and subjects her to his bad breath, resulting in her choking to death on her own vomit because of the duct tape over her mouth. Considering that she started throwing up ''after'' the burglar took the laptop and webcam, the husband's gonna have a nasty surprise when he gets home...

* "Chairway To Heaven": The deadbeat's kids didn't look too young the pictures put the daughter at 5 at the youngest depending on how long ago the pictures were taken. Those poor kids last memory of their dad will be him leaving them.

** Foreclosure I'm sure as the jerk's death doesn't ease his financial situation but manslaughter? The shop owner tried to warn him and only gave him the pen after he browbeat him without giving him a chance to speak.

* "U.P.F'd.": A terrorist sends a box full of anthrax to a judge, but then a porch pirate steals the box, and dies from anthrax. Thanks to him, the terrorist who sent the box has likely gotten off scot-free.
* "Trip To The Maul": Cheating husband Peter and his mistress, Julie, decide to have their affair in the woods to avoid getting caught by his coworkers. However, the bastard goes blind from vasoconstriction, and while Julie rushes out with his phone to call for help, Peter stumbles into a hungry bear, which mauls him to death. However, the segment ends with a scene of Julie screaming in fear upon returning to a dead Peter and the bear in their tent before the bear roars at her, implying it will maul her as well.

* "Written Offed": While the Armenian-American Army-Navy store owner prevented a {{Jerkass}} banker from completing the foreclosure contract after the latter accidentally shot himself with a pen gun, the poor storeowner will have to look forward to charges of manslaughter and thus his store will be foreclosed anyway, making his efforts to protect his shop AllForNothing.

* The show took creative liberties to make a lot of its victims (aside from the ones that were just stupid) [[AssholeVictim assholes]] so we wouldn't feel sad they died in horrible ways. This means a lot of the people who died in the real freak accidents these segments were based on probably weren't deserving of it, but normal Joes like you or I who just had bad luck.
** Confirmed in at least one case: the JerkAss gym teacher killed by a javelin in "Dead Eye" was, in reality, a private school teacher and [[https://www.thefreelibrary.com/Widow+urges+school+javelin+ban+after+freak+death+of+games+master.-a061851774 a married father of two]], and was well-liked by his students and colleagues. He also died after a month-long coma, when the infection from the wound spread to his chest cavity. (Yes, the real-life case was actually ''worse'' than what was presented on the show.)

* "Written Offed": While the Armenian American Army-Navy store owner prevented a {{Jerkass}} banker from completing the foreclosure contract after the latter accidentally shot himself with a pen gun, the poor storeowner will have to look forward to charges of manslaughter and thus his store will be foreclosed anyway, making his efforts to protect his shop AllForNothing.

* "Written Offed": While the Armenian American Army-Navy store owner prevented a {{Jerkass}} banker from completing the foreclosure contract after he accidentally shot himself with a pen gun, the storeowner will have to look forward to charges of manslaughter and thus his store will be foreclosed anyway, making his efforts to protect his shop AllForNothing.

** It ''has'' happened to babies. This is why crib safety standards are so stringent.

** Best case scenario, a lot of porn was being watched.

* In "Sneeze Bag", even with Melissa's death, Robert Stone's career is still completely and utterly screwed now that she framed him for cheating.

* In "Sneeze Bag", even with Melissa's death, Robert Stone's career is still completely and utterly fucked now that she framed him for cheating.

** Maybe she wasn't referring to workers ''dying'', just them getting unlucky.

** This is why crib safety standards are so stringent.

** Maybe she was referring to workers ''dying'', just them getting unlucky.

** I don't think she was referring to workers ''dying'', just them getting unlucky.

* "Extinguished" has a JerkJock trying to spray his teammates in the locker room with a fire extinguisher, only for it to explode due to the extinguisher being faulty due to not being replaced, and the impact causing the handle to lodge into his chest and puncture his heart. Imagine if that were to happen if someone tried to use the extinguisher while there is an actual fire.

** Confirmed in at least one case: the JerkAss gym teacher killed by a javelin in "Dead Eye" was, in reality, a college teacher [[http://www.independent.co.uk/news/teacher-hit-by-javelin-dies-1099330.html and a married father of two]], who was well-liked by his students and colleagues. He also died after a month in the hospital, when the infection from the wound spread to his chest cavity. (Yes, the real-life case was actually ''worse'' than what was presented on the show.)

* "Crib Your Enthusiasm": An infantilist gets his spine and neck crushed by the drop gate of his crib while he was trying to reach for the teddy bear he dropped. [[AdultFear Now imagine that happening to an actual baby rather than a fully grown man.]]

** I think she wasn't referring to workers ''dying'', just them getting unlucky.