->''"I say [[{{Scatting}} I-I-I-I-I want the kniiife!]] ... please."''

''The Golden Child'' is a modern fantasy film released in 1986, starring Creator/EddieMurphy, Creator/CharlesDance, Charlotte Lewis, Victor Wong, and J.L. Reate as the titular Golden Child and co-produced by Creator/IndustrialLightAndMagic. It is a [[AffectionateParody tongue-in-cheek take]] on the entire genre of ChosenOne stories, complete with a TricksterMentor, CardCarryingVillain, and the lovable KarmicTrickster antics of Murphy.

Chandler Jarrell (Murphy) is a private detective specializing in missing children who is recruited by Kee Nang (Lewis) to come to Tibet to locate and rescue the Golden Child, a boy with mystic powers who has been kidnapped by demonic forces. The BigBad, a sorcerer named Sardo Numspa (Dance), wishes to kill the child to bring about the rule of evil on Earth, but must do so at a specific time with a specific ritual. Jarrell, a cynic and skeptic, is forced to come to terms with the supernatural elements of the world, as he is the ChosenOne who is fated to protect the child. First, however, he must undergo his own training at the hands of "The Old Man", a TricksterMentor played by Victor Wong, and recover the [[MacGuffin Ajanti dagger]] that is the only hope of killing Numspa... or the Golden Child.


!!This film contains examples of the following tropes:

* ActionGirl: Kee Nang kicks serious ass; she's far more capable in combat than Jarrell, scoffing at his attempts to "protect" her.
* AllBikersAreHellsAngels: The Yellow Dragon gang. They're also apparently a [[DepravedHomosexual bunch]] of [[ManlyGay gay]] guys due to their [[WolfWhistle reactions]] to a video to the HairMetal band {{RATT}}.
* TheAppleFallsFar: In the chamber where the Ajanti dagger is kept, Jarrell finds himself walking over a deep dark pit, but he doesn't think it's really deep, so he drops a coin into the abyss, [[OhCrap only to panic]] when he doesn't hear it hit the bottom.
* ArrestedForHeroism: [[InvokedTrope Invoked]] by Numspa, who attempts to have Jarrell arrested at the airport for smuggling the Ajanti dagger. RealityEnsues when Jarrell explains the rules of evidence to him.
* BadassLongcoat: Numspa likes to dress in a formally archaic style, including a long coat, befitting his role as an EvilSorcerer.
* BarrierMaiden: Jarrell is a rare male example.
* BavarianFireDrill: How Jarrell is able to get through Nepalese airport security with the Ajanti dagger.
* BigBad: Sardo Numpsa, the man trying to bring about the rule of evil.
* BottomlessPit: [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7zwPRGbmrow One of the hazards used to protect the Ajanti Dagger.]] Jarrell thinks it's just a trick, so he toss a quarter down and listens for when it lands... but instead hears nothing but silence.
-->'''Jarrell''': THERE'S NO GROUND HERE!
* TheCameo: Famed Hollywood stunt man, martial artist and professional wrestler "Judo" Gene Lobell has a cameo as the drunk biker who coughs in Creator/EddieMurphy's face.
* CardCarryingVillain: Numspa drips with cackling villainy, reveling in his evilness and tormenting people just because he can.
* CatapultNightmare: Jarrell awakens abruptly from a "dream" in which Numspa taunts him... and Kee Nang comes on to him.
* CelibateHero: Jarrell, involuntarily. He's assigned this task by the Old Man as a rite of purification, and one of the conditions is that he is ''not'' to tell Kee Nang about it.
* ChekhovsGun: While Chandler Jarrell is in Tibet, Kee Nang's father (masquerading as a beggar) sells him a medallion. Near the end of the movie a demon tries to stab Chandler with the Ajanti Dagger and the medallion [[PocketProtector deflects the blow]].
* TheChosenOne: Jarrell. He's [[ResignedToTheCall not happy about it]].
-->'''Jarrell:''' Why can't someone choose me to go to the Bahamas?
* TheChosenZero
-->'''Kala:''' [hidden behind a screen] Do you have any other questions?\\
'''Jarrell:''' As a matter of fact I do. What are you doing this weekend, because your silhouette is kicking! [snip]\\
'''Kala:''' ''This'' is the Chosen One?\\
'''Doctor Hong:''' [looks embarrassed] Yes.
* {{Corpsing}}: In the airport scene Charlotte Lewis is visibly on the verge of cracking up at Jarrell's antics as she drags him off. Doubly notable as arguably [[DullSurprise the only facial expression she ever shows in the movie]].
* CosmicKeystone: The Golden Child serves this role in the universe, keeping the forces of evil at bay through his mere existence.
* CrosscastRole: Although the character of The Golden Child is portrayed and treated as a boy throughout the movie, the part was played by actress Jasmine Reate (credited as "J.L. Reate").
* DeadpanSnarker: Much of the dialogue among the heroic characters consists of them snarking at each other; Jarrell also quips sarcastic at Numspa, much to the latter's annoyance.
* DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment: This quote:
-->'''Chandler Jarrell''': Listen, this "Chosen One" thing; it's gone too far now, okay? This is--this is not normal. I'm not saying "no", but the "Chosen One" thing: too far.
-->'''Dr. Hong''': Could you please leave us for a moment?
-->'''Chandler Jarrell''': Yes, y'all talk it over, 'cause this is not a normal thing, and it should be discussed, because it's not normal.
* DragonAncestry: Kala, whose lower body is snakelike, is the librarian of the Pao Shin Repository. She is flown in to provide information about the Golden Child. She is over 300 years old: her body shape and long life are due to the fact that one of her ancestors was raped by a dragon.
* DreamSequence: Complete with a live StudioAudience, no less. And some ''[[https://d.gr-assets.com/hostedimages/1436024931ra/15408592.gif marvelous]]'' SarcasticClapping.
* DreamWeaver: Sardo Numspa and his minions enter Chandler Jarrell's dream and Numspa controls it to give Jarrell a scary time, including burning his arm so he'll remember the experience.
* TheEndOfTheWorldAsWeKnowIt: The Golden Child is a CosmicKeystone keeping the forces of evil at bay by his very existence. Should he be killed, which is only possible if he succumbs to evil, TheLegionsOfHell would be free to conquer Earth. The heroes' mission is to rescue him before that happens.
* EroticDream: After Numpsa threatens Jarrell in a dream, Kee Nang informs him ThatWasNotADream...except for the bit where she was scantily-clad and suggested they get together and "let nature take its course".
* ExactWords: After [[spoiler:Kee Nang]] gets shot with a crossbow, Chandler is told that the Golden Child can revive [[spoiler:her]] as long as the sun's rays still touch the body, which is laid in state. After the final battle, Chandler and the Child [[spoiler:see that the sun, shining in through the window, is no longer touching her body. But all they have to do is raise her leg so that the sun is touching her, and the Child is able to revive her.]]
* EvilBrit: Charles Dance in LargeHam fashion as Sardo Numspa.
* EvilSorcerer: Numspa has access to a variety of demonic powers, fittingly since [[spoiler:he is, in fact, a demon]].
* {{Fanservice}}:
** Kicking a biker through a wall, Kee Nang breaks some water pipes. How unfortunate for the audience that her already-sheer white attire gets soaked, especially since she forgot her bra.
** Kee Nang is seductively clothed in the dream sequence as she comes on to Jarrell.
** [[PantyShot Doing somersaults in a skirt]]? Hot. [[spoiler:Being shot with a crossbow?]] [[FanDisservice Not so much.]]
* FantasyAllAlong: Numpsa simply shoots Kee Nang in the back during the final showdown with a crossbow, and she dies pretty anticlimactically. Good thing that the titular 'Golden Child' is capable of healing people... which he does when the last battle is finished.
* FriendToAllChildren: Jarrell.
* FriendToAllLivingThings: The Golden Child is seen befriending birds and refuses to eat meat. Or blood.
* GivingThemTheStrip: A beggar takes a $100 bill from Jarrell instead of a $1 bill. Jarrell grabs him and tries to make him give the $100 bill back, but the old man disappears, leaving Chandler holding his clothes.
-->'''Jarrell:''' Has anybody seen a little naked old man running around with a hundred dollars?
* GooGooGodlike: The Golden Child can restore life with his touch, make inanimate objects move, and remove evil thoughts from people. He likely could have freed himself, [[ActualPacifist but he isn't the violent type.]]
* GrievousBottleyHarm: Before attacking Kee Nang, a biker casually breaks a bottle of beer to create a weapon. Kee Nang jumps up, grabs onto an overhead metal pipe and kicks him through a wall.
* GroinAttack: While Chandler Jarell is fighting the biker gang members he punches one of them in the 'nads to take him down.
* GuileHero: Jarrel uses his wits frequently to overcome the problems he encounters.
* HairpinLockpick: When Kee Nang needs to get through a locked door into the house headquarters of a biker gang, she pulls a hairpin out of her hair and jimmies the lock.
* HalfHumanHybrid: Kala is a half-dragon. Jarrell infers that it must have been HotSkittyOnWailordAction.
* HandcuffedBriefcase: After Chandler Jarrell gets the Ajanti Dagger back into the United States, it's kept in a briefcase chained to Chandler's wrist for safekeeping. One of the bad guys chops through the chain during a fight to steal the briefcase.
* HeelFaceDoorSlam: Til is helpful, but he doesn't last long after the Golden Child touches him.
* HeelFaceTurn: The Golden Child can make Numspa's minions help him if he manages to touch them.
* HellOnEarth: If the Golden Child is killed, Numspa's demon buddies will invade the Earth and take over.
-->'''Jarrell:''' So, if something happens to the kid, the whole world goes to Hell?\\
'''Kala:''' The world will ''become'' Hell.\\
'''Jarrell:''' Ah! It ain't that far off.
* HeroHarassesHelpers: After facing the Yellow Dragons, Chandler tells Kee Nang "Why'd you come in here? Didn't I tell you not to... I told you to stay in the car. Next time I tell you to do something, you do it!".
* HotSkittyOnWailordAction: Kala, a female human/dragon hybrid, one of whose ancestors was supposedly raped by a dragon.
* HumanMomNonhumanDad: Kala is stated to be the result of a dragon raping her (human) mother.
* IgnorantOfTheCall: Chandler Jarrell does many good deeds, but refuses to believe that he's TheChosenOne, despite being repeatedly told it by Kee and Doctor Hong. Eventually, he reluctantly comes to accept it.
* ImpossibleTask: Traverse the maze with a full glass of water.
* IncorruptiblePurePureness: The Golden Child, by definition. Part of the EvilPlan is to coerce him into drinking blood, an impure act which would render him vulnerable to harm.
* IndecisiveParody: The film can't seem to decide if it's an AffectionateParody of TheChosenOne or a straight use. The movie originally was going to be a straight action movie staring Creator/MelGibson, then the part was recast as Eddie Murphy so they took out a lot of the dialogue and just let Murphy improvise stuff.
* InstantAllegianceArtifact: Letting the Golden Child touch you will result in you becoming his protector, even if you were ordered to kill him.
* IntimidationDemonstration: While Chandler Jarell is fighting Tommy Tong, Tong repeatedly flourishes his swords to make it clear to Chandler that he's outmatched.
* IShallTauntYou: Used constantly by Jarrell. Also used by the Old Man as part of Jarrell's training.
* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: Jarrell.
* KarmicTrickster: Jarrell.
* LargeHam: Numspa. Also, Jarrell himself (he's Creator/EddieMurphy, after all)
* LevitatingLotusPosition: The title character's astrally projected image does this when it appears to Chandler Jarrell.
* LoveInterest: Kee Nang, intentionally, to tempt Jarrell into his role. Later, she genuinely falls for him.
* TheManBehindTheMan: Numpspa is actually a servant of a demonic namless entity (maybe {{Satan}} himself).
* ManChild: One of Numspa's minions has the mind of a child. And, like a child, he is capable of cruelty, but also enjoys some of the Golden Child's beautiful displays of power in a way the others do not. [[spoiler: Ultimately, this leads to his redemption when the child touches his hand.]]
* MacGuffin: The Ajanti dagger.
* MacGuffinSuperPerson: The Golden Child is something of a child lama, desired by both sides. He doesn't count quite as a MacGuffin since his own abilities and efforts are conducive (if not critical) to his own escape.
* MacGuffinTitle
* ManipulativeBastard: Numspa.
* MetalDetectorCheckpoint: Chandler Jarrell needs to get the Ajanti Dagger through an airport metal detector in Tibet. He slips the Dagger into the pocket of another passenger, then the unwitting dupe goes through and the alarm sounds. Chandler pretends to be a law enforcement official, "confiscates" the Dagger on the other side of the detector and continues on his way.
* MinorCrimeRevealsMajorPlot: The kidnapping (and murder) of a young woman -> attempt to bring Hell to Earth.
* MookFaceTurn: The Golden Child does this to two of Numspa's minions: once when they try to kidnap him, and again to one of his guards. His simple physical touch is enough to convert them from evil. Which is why Numspa tells them not to let him touch them.
* MysteriousInformant: Someone calls Jarrell of the missing girl's whereabouts, and didn't give his name.
* MyGreatestFailure: Kee Nang relates that the forces of darkness managed to kill a previous Golden Child, which is the reason there's no justice in the world. If the current Golden Child dies, it will mean the death of compassion.
* NeckSnap: A {{mook}} villain [[HeelFaceTurn converted to the side of the good guys]] breaks the neck of another, unconverted Mook to prevent him from skewering Chandler Jarrow with a crossbow bolt and allow the rescue of the title character.
* NooseCatch: One of Numspa's henchmen has a chain that he uses to snare opponents. Near the end of the movie the Golden Child manages to wrap the chain around the henchman's neck. When the henchman falls over a balcony, he ends up being hanged by his own chain.
* OathboundPower: The Golden Child has powerful supernatural protection as long as he remains pure, in accordance with Buddhist principles. Numspa tries to break this after kidnapping him by tricking the child into eating food that contains blood, to no avail.
* OhCrap
** When Jarrell bursts in on Numspa in the middle of his ritual, provoking the latter to go OneWingedAngel.
-->'''Jarrell:''' I see you're busy. I'll come back another time.
** Also when Jarrell realizes "[[BottomlessPits there's no ground]]" after dropping a quarter and not hearing it land.
* OneWingedAngel: Numspa spends most of the film looking like Charles Dance. At the Final Battle, and with no foreshadowing anywhere in the film, he transforms into a large, bony, winged demon (stop-motion animated to boot), whereupon Jarrell kills him with the dagger.
* OnlyMostlyDead: Happens to [[spoiler:Kee Nang]], setting a really strict time limit for the final battle.
* OnlyThePureOfHeart
** The Golden Child is immune to harm by the forces of evil so long as he maintains his purity.
** Also invoked with Chandler and the Ajanti dagger, see the WhenYouSnatchThePebble quote.
* OrWasItADream: The scar on Jarrell's arm was ''real''.
* PlummetPerspective: {{Lampshaded}} when Chandler Jarrell undergoes a quest to retrieve a sacred knife. The ground opens up beneath him, revealing what appear to be BottomlessPits. Jarrell drops a coin to prove they're not really bottomless.
-->'''Jarrell:''' There's a ground. You just use mirrors and shit to make it look like there's no ground.\\
''[he drops a coin and listens... [[{{Beat}} and listens...]]]''\\
'''Jarrell:''' [[OhCrap There's no ground in here!]]
** Even better, the coin DOES hit the ground, but it is several minutes later (while Chandler is busy retrieving the knife). Now, if you include the time it took for the sound to actually reach him and use that to calculate the exact distance.....
* PocketProtector: Chandler Jarrell's medallion saves his life when the demon tries to stab him with the dagger.
* ProtectiveCharm: Chandler Jarell buys a necklace that ends up protecting him from a demon wielding the Ajanti Dagger.
* RealDreamsAreWeirder: Numspa communicates with Jarrell in a dream, lampshaded by him because of all the weird stuff happening such as the live StudioAudience, a unicorn trotting around inside the house, and the scantily-clad Kee Nang being tied up with toilet paper.
* RealityEnsues: Numspa attempts to have Jarrell arrested, claiming that the latter stole a dagger from him. Numpsa needs the dagger to kill the Golden Child, and he believes that either Jarrell will give him the dagger to avoid arrest, or that the police will simply hand it over to him after arresting Jarrell. Jarrell gleefully agrees to be arrested, then takes a moment to explain the rules of evidence handling to Numpsa: Jarrell will be arrested, and the dagger held in police custody as evidence for his trial, which might not happen for months, maybe even over a year. Since Numpsa has to kill the child within a specific time frame that's closing fast, this means that Numpsa would have to storm police headquarters to get a hold of the dagger instead of fighting a few lightly armed members of a secret society. Numpsa is forced to publicly back off of his accusations and let Jarrell go free rather than risk storming a police station.
* RefugeInAudacity: Jarrell pretends to be some kind of Federal Agent, and flashes what should be his badge around...if he actually had one on the part of his wallet that his hand is covering.
* RefusalOfTheCall: Jarrell absolutely refuses to accept that he's TheChosenOne, but helps the good guys anyway because he wants to save the title character. By the end he grudgingly accepts his fate, mainly due to his love for Kee.
-->'''Kee Nang''': It is your destiny to seek the Golden Child!\\
'''Jarrell''': Yeah, and it's ''your'' destiny to seek professional help!
* ResignedToTheCall: Jarrell absolutely refuses to believe that he's the ChosenOne all the way through the story, but goes along anyway in order to save the child.
* TheReveal: While Jarrell probably never finds out, we learn the Old Man is Kee Nang's father.
* {{Satan}}: Numspa's supposed master.
* ScrewPolitenessImASenior: Even after his identity is revealed, the Old Man cusses and picks his nose a lot.
* SecretTestOfCharacter: Used over and over until Jarrell finally gets the point.
* SexySoakedShirt: Kee Nang gets a sexy scene with her clothes getting wet.
* TheShangriLa: Chandler Jarrell and Kee Nang go to Tibet in order to retrieve the Ajanti Dagger. They must travel on foot through the snow-capped mountains to reach the monastery where the Dagger is kept.
* TheSilentBob: The Golden Child doesn't talk until Jarrell finds him (and then only briefly). Still, he's able to express his intentions rather well without doing so.
* SnakePeople: Kala, the librarian behind the screen. One of her ancestors was raped by a dragon.
-->'''Jarrell:''' Does [[DoubleStandardRapeDivineOnMortal that]] happen a lot [[FarEast where you're from]]?
* StayOnThePath: Subverted and {{lampshaded}}.
-->'''Old Man:''' Remember to stay on the path!\\
'''Jarrell:''' I heard you the first time! Let's just hope the path stays under me!\\
''[After the rickety old bridge he crossed through suddenly explodes]''\\
'''Jarrell:''' I thought you said to stay on the path!\\
'''Old Man:''' Yes, but you must know when to break the rules!
* StealthHiBye: While Chandler Jarrell is confronting an old beggar/medallion-seller, the man kicks him in the leg and throws some money in the air. Chandler looks up at the money, and when he looks down again the old man has vanished.
* SuddenlyVoiced: The title character is a LivingMacGuffin who gives his only line of dialogue ("I know") about six minutes before the credits roll.
* TakingTheBullet: [[spoiler:Kee Nang]], as Jarrell is about to be shot by Numspa. With a crossbow... ouch.
* TalkingInYourDreams: Numspa communicates with Jarrell in a dream. After he wakes up, Kee Nang informs him that while what Numspa said was actually happening, the parts where she suggested they get together with the hero and "let nature take its course" actually was a dream.
* TemptingFate: When Jarrell is taking the test to obtain the Dagger he says "This is a piece of cake!" Then it gets worse.
* ThatWasNotADream: Chandler has a dream of taunting Numspa exactly like you'd expect Eddie Murphy to do, who burns a three-inch scar into the inside of his arm for his chutzpah. [[spoiler:When he wakes up, ''the scar's still there.'' But the part where Kee Nang flirted with him, "That part was dream!"]]
* TricksterMentor: The Old Man. His first appearance is as a street vendor who tricks Jarrell out of his money as a SecretTestOfCharacter.
* UltimateEvil: Satan is portrayed in this way. We don't see him, but see a typical FireAndBrimstoneHell through his point of view as he speaks in the Voice of the Legion.
* UptightLovesWild: Sassy jokester Chandler Jarrell breaks all the rules while trying to save children, and teaches stoic, bookish, disciplined Kee Nang how to literally let down her hair.
* VerbalTic: Sardo Numspa has trouble pronouncing the letter "J"; he always pronounces it more like a "Y". {{Lampshaded}} by Jarrell during the dream sequence.
-->'''Numspa:''' I can see it is pointless talking to you, Mr. Jarrell.
-->'''Jarrell:''' Why do you insist on mispronouncing my name, leaving the "J" silent? It's "Jarrell", with a "J".
* TheVoiceless
** The Golden Child. {{Lampshaded}} by Jarrell near the end, after he finally says something.
** Also Til, Numspa's henchman.
* VoluntaryShapeshifting: At one point Sardo Numspa changes his form from a rat into his normal shape and back into a rat again.
* WaitHere: This becomes a RunningGag, with Chandler Jarrell repeatedly telling Kee Nang to stay put and her coming after him.
* WhenYouSnatchThePebble: Jarrell lampshades this.
-->'''Jarrell:''' "Only a man whose heart is pure can wield the knife, and only a man whose ass is narrow can get down these steps. And if mine is such an ass, then I shall have it."
* WickedCultured: Numspa.
* WiseBeyondTheirYears: The Golden Child, of course -- as a Buddha figure he's pretty much got a lock on this trope. For example, he doesn't eat the oatmeal since he knows they're trying to impurify him.
* WrongGenreSavvy: Jarrell is prepared for the whole "magical child fighting demons" thing to be a setup for a scam of some kind, and is not about to be fooled by all the trickery and mumbo jumbo. Turns out he's a wee bit wrong.
* {{Yellowface}}: Charlotte Lewis as Kee Nang, though her character is heroic. Other Asian characters are played by Victor Wong, Shakti Chen, etc.
* YouHaveFailedMe: Numspa kills a minion after he runs away from Jarrell and Kee Nang for his cowardice and possible betrayal.
* YouNeedABreathMint: Jarrell does this to a biker:
-->''Hey, hey, hey...In my pocket, there's a whole thing of Tic-Tacs. Take as many as you want.''