History Fanfic / SoWhatColourIsYourToothbrush

-->'''Chill:''' *sigh* Bored now… but I don’t want to go back to sporking random xreaders…

* SpaceWhaleAesop: The sporkers often find an AccidentalAesop or two in the fics they're sporking, but they always end up like this. For example, "Don’t do drugs, and you won’t wind up getting haunted by spoo~ooky scary ghosts in your UsefulNotes/PlayStation!"

*** Even better, [[{{Irony}} that was preceded by]] [[PsychoForHire a reaction image of]] [[LightNovel/{{Baccano}} Vino]].

* EveryoneCallsHimBarkeep: Every single guard in the Stiff sporking. Specifically, there's Random guard in the back, Random guard off to the left, Guard (who is apparently [[UsefulNotes/AmericanAccents Southern]]), Random guard off to the right (who faints), Other guard off to the right, Random guard near the exit (who gets fired), Nearby guard, Other nearby guard, [[OverlyLongGag Other other]] nearby guard, Random guard (who tasers [[GenderNeutralWriting themselves]]), and Other random guard.

* Marquis "Jacques" [[BlueBlood de Humblot]], a [[TokenMinority French]] [[FrenchJerk Servine]] and [[AllMenArePerverts quite]] [[LoveableSexManiac the]] [[TheCasanova ladies' man]]. Yet another JerkWithAHeartOfGold who does not like Louis XVI for [[TheRevolutionWillNotBeVilified vague reasons]]. TheRival to Dr. Sceptile, although they may be similar. He is also a YuriFan and in favor of [[CoitusEnsues quick resolutions]] to [[LoveTriangle love triangles]]. Also a GrammarNazi.

* {{Slapstick}}: Also SlapstickKnowsNoGender. Common during the Website/LiveJournal days, barely mentioned during the Turnabout Toothbrush days.

-->'''Anna:''' I’m pretty sure there are worse Mormons out there, but whatever.
-->'''Fallen:''' Well, we are running a blog with an un-Mormonly amount of porn on it.
-->'''Aziz:''' It’s not supposed to titillate. I assume that’s [[ArtisticLicenseReligion an acceptable use of loophole]].
-->'''Anna:''' I… really don’t think you’re supposed to look for loopholes in commandments, but whatever.

** Mormons being invoked as AcceptableReligiousTargets carries over into the Turnabout Toothbrush era.

** Aziz and Fallen make fun of Kiri for having a French last name despite being [[TheMeanBrit British]].

* NapInducingSpeak: Sporkers sometimes fall asleep during [[AnatomicallyImpossibleSex bad]] [[IkeaErotica sex]] [[FetishRetardant scenes]].

* [[OnlySaneMan Only Sane Cat/Pokémon]]: Silverpelt and Dusknoir.
** Later changed to just Cade, although Kiri sometimes takes this role.
*** As with StraightMan, pretty much everyone has their turn of playing it... and no one manages to be it consistently.

-->'''Chill:''' Yeah, [[IllGirl you]] get those a lot, don’t you?

* [[PoliticallyIncorrectVillain Politically Incorrect Sceptile]]

* BlueAndOrangeMorality: The system for sorting cats into Silverpelt and Hawksky's respective afterlives runs off of this.[[note]]Specifically, it's based off of ''malice'' - apparently which acting upon is not necessary - as opposed to any concept of sin. Hawksky notes that a HotBlooded but otherwise LawfulGood character would end up in [[{{Hell}} her realm]].[[/note]]

-->'''Silverpelt:''' I suppose this is as good a place as any to say that I hate elves. [[ScrewYouElves Seriously.]] Those obnoxious, tree-hugging, prancy motherfuckers. [[MoralDissonance Kill ‘em all.]]