Oh, Bugger Me Sideways is an A Song of Ice and Fire Self-Insert Fan Fic written by PsyckoSama
. Published and last updated in 2016. Abandoned after 10 chapters.
In the real world, a male self-insert (SI) gets shot and wakes up in the body of Lyanna Stark, just as Ned finds her in a bed of her own blood.
Can be found on Spacebattles here, Alternate History here, and fanfiction.net here.
This fanfic provides examples of:
- Affectionate Nickname: Ned calls his sister Lyanna "Lya."
- Character Shilling: Everybody just loves Lyanna and they gush about her a lot (Lord Dayne, for example), even as she demands herself to be let into the castle's kitchen at night and wants the cook to prepare her modern Comfort Food. He's happy to oblige and praises her ingenuity and recipes.
- Gender Bender: The person who got inserted into the body of Lyanna Stark was previously male, to his/her chagrin.
- Sir Swears-a-Lot: Lyanna has much more colorful language than anyone else. She swears too much even by modern standards and it is borderline revolting for a dainty young noble lady from Westeros.
- Stepford Snarker: Lyanna uses sarcasm and foul language to cover a laundry list of psychological and emotional problems originating from both the conditions of the Self Insertion and Lyanna's imprisonment.
- Title Drop: "Oh, bugger me sideways" is what the SI says after waking up as Lyanna Stark after having just given birth.
