It's all Nami's fault
is a One Piece fanfic in which Zoro is a Sex God with countless conquests who cannot be satisfied with any other man. The joke is that he only does so because he can't be bothered to say no and couldn't care less for sex.
Contains the following tropes...
- Crack Fic: Zoro as a Sex God who couldn't give half a damn about his skills.
- High Hopes, Zero Talent: Inverted. Zoro is possibly the best lover in the world and definitely thought of as such. He doesn't give a damn about sex to the point that during his first time with Nami he's annoyed mid-act that she won't stop so he can fall asleep. Even two years and dozens if not hundreds of women later, he still would rather train than have sex.
- Laborious Laziness: Zoro has vigorous sex with Nami and becomes a Sex God with many conquests implicitly because he cannot be bothered to argue or do anything besides agreeing to do as asked. This is explicitly the case when he first has sex with Nami, who he can't even be bothered to eject from his bed post-coitus despite her presence disrupting his sleep. His response when she states her intention to make it a nightly ritual is to complain mentally that he'll lose time for sleeping and training.
- One-Night-Stand Pregnancy: Zoro has gotten a minimum of two women pregnant: Nojiko and Wapol's wife.
- Sex God: Zoro has ruined men for every woman he's ever had sex with and is the only one who can please them. His list of conquests includes multiple literal queens, prominent figures, and even marines.
