History Fanfic / Drifting

* AdaptationalBadass: So many minor characters in canon end up becoming more badass in this fanfic.
* AdaptationalHeroism: special mention goes to Tayuya and Kin

* CuteMonsterGirl: Isaribi.

* EyeScream: [[spoiler:Sasuke]] has an eye taken in chapter 32
* EyepatchOfPower: after recovering from losing an eye, [[spoiler:Sasuke]] wears one of these

* GoshDarnItToHeck: Kaede is fond of "mother-hubbard"

* INeedAFreakingDrink: [[spoiler:Kakuzu and Misora]] after the fight with Moryu

* LargeHam: Moryu, once he starts feeling threatened

* MagnetismManipulation: one of Tsubaki's abilities from her [[ShockAndAwe kekkei genkai]]
* MegatonPunch: the result of Naruto's Jet Hand, especially as used on [[spoiler:Hidan]]

* OOCIsSeriousBusiness: when the Kyuubi sounds worried and tells Naruto to stay away from [[spoiler:Hidan and Kakuzu]], Naruto ''listens''

* PunchedAcrossTheRoom: a common effect of Naruto's Jet Hand

* ShoutOut chapter 33, "You have my permission to die."

* RapunzelHair: Kiyoko has a ''lot'' of hair

* ThePrankster: Naruto.
%%* PrinceofPranksters

* GoOutWithASmile: [[spoiler:Crow.]]

* DoorStopper: This is the second longest Naruto story on Fanfiction.net, at over a million words as of April 2014.

The story's summary is 'Naruto is many things; troublesome, wild, unpredictable, adventurous, untamable, unique. But there's a benefit to being wild and unpredictable; no one has the faintest idea what you're going to do next.' Naruto is a LOT more adventurous when he's younger and the decisions he makes changes the story in huge ways. It is also the second longest Naruto story on [[NotableFanfictionArchives FanFiction.net]]. The only one longer is ''[[FanFic/YetAgain Yet Again with a little extra help]]''.

%%* CuteMonsterGirl: Isaribi
* DanceBattler: some of Naruto's moves make it look like he's dancing.

%%* ThePrankster: Naruto.

%%* ShoutOut chapter 33, "You have my permission to die."

** Haku never fought against Kakashi, and was prevented from committing suicide by a dying Zabuza
** Kin left Sound after being severely injured in the Exams, and also came to Leaf with Naruto
** Everyone who would have died during the Invasion, because it never happened; this includes Hiruzen and the Fourth Kazekage
* SpeaksFluentAnimal: Naruto, although we [[IntelligibleUnintelligible only hear his side of the conversation]]
* SpitTake: Onoki spits out his tea when he realizes who Naruto's father is

* VomitDiscretionShot: after the terrifying "ride" ending the second part of the Chunin Exam, Sasuke "puked off-camera"

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* {{Badass}}: Naruto, given the foes he faces... [[WorldOfBadass It's a requirement.]]

* DramaticWind: Naruto's "Eiyuu Kaze" (Hero Wind) jutsu is a joke technique he made to make himself look more badass before a fight. [[spoiler: It's later weaponized as he uses this technique to NoSell [[MomentOfAwesome all of]] Tsubaki's lightning attacks.]]

* ImpossibleTheft: Early on when Naruto faced a trio of [[IneffectualSympatheticVillain incompetent female Chunin]] who had infiltrated the village, he managed to steal [[PantyThief all their underwear]] without taking off or damaging their clothes, or even them noticing until [[FunnyMoment he showed them his "loot"]].

* SuperReflexes: A major part of Naruto's taijutsu style is his incredible speed and reflexes. They become so great that [[spoiler:in the Chunin Exam, it culminates in Naruto [[AwesomeMoments dodging every single strike from]] [[RapidFireFisticuffs Neji's 8 Trigrams 64 Palms]] at point blank.]]

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** Misora Amaya's looks and abilities are based on Uzumi from {{Sekirei}}.

* ImpossibleThief: Early on when Naruto faced a trio of [[IneffectualSympatheticVillain incompetent female Chunin]] who had infiltrated the village, he managed to steal all their underwear without taking off or damaging their clothes, or even them noticing until [[FunnyMoment he showed them his "loot"]].