->''"Doktor Scientist who swasnt reely dead now is make a humen milipeeed but he needs a special ingredent that do not have so he has to get it. Grossovr with [[Disney/LiloAndStitch Lilot n Stinch]] and [[Film/MenInBlack Men in Blakc]]"''
-->'''Creator/SueMary'''[='=]s summary of the story

'''[[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/5968898/1/THE_HUEMN_CENIPED_2_THE_HUMEN_MILIPEDE THE HUEMN CENIPED 2: THE HUMEN MILIPEDE]]''' (reposted, along with some of the author's other stories, [[https://docs.google.com/document/d/1YlRQQNxXvxSgoTcikZyanLyR4EFzV260149d92hdbw4/edit?pli=1 here]]) is what might be the first ever FanFic of the disgusting movie ''Film/TheHumanCentipede'' which revolves around a mad scientist kidnapping three people and stitching them together [[{{Squick}} mouth-to-anus]]. However the fanfiction is a little bit different.

The story picks up with Dr. Heiter ([[SuddenNameChange now renamed]] [[EveryoneCallsHimBarkeep Dr. Scientist]]) escaping from the "poop water" he fell into and [[BackFromTheDead died in]] at the end of the movie. Immediately he sets off on creating a "humen milipeed" after he sees that his human centipede has been killed. What follows is a hardly coherent romp through space to find the "pure tearz of the true millipede" (the last ingredient needed for his creation) and a showdown against a "[[Film/MenInBlack Man In Black]]" where both sides turn into power rangers only for the humen miliped to save the day by casting "GLACIER RETREAT!". Doktor Scintist and his creation then go to live in "Hayee" with Disney/LiloAndStitch and the Doktor gets an idea to make a new centipede from [[NightmareFuel Lilo and Stitch characters]].

Listen to a DramaticReading [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2Y1iOx1xZM here]].

Another strange ''[[Film/TheHumanCentipede Human Centipede]]'' fanfiction has been written by Creator/HansVonHozel.

Creator/{{Sue Mary}}'s other stories include ''FanFic/SherlockHomesVsJackTheRipper'' and ''FanFic/TehScreamingOfTheLambs''.
!!This fanfic provides examples of:

* {{Animorphism}} ''and'' HumanityEnsues: Apparently, the creation of the Human Millipede involves this.
-->"Oh no we are humen!" Said milipeeeds.\\\
"Oh no we are millipeds!" Said humens.
* CallingYourAttacks: The Humen Miliped rescues Heiter from the Film/MenInBlack by yelling "GLACIER RETREAT!" which for some reason causes the MIB agent to explode.
* CrackFic: ''Boy howdy''.
* CrossOver: The story is posted in the ''Disney/LiloAndStitch'' category of fanfiction.net, yet is about the movie ''Film/TheHumanCentipede'' and the main antagonists are the Film/MenInBlack.
** However... according to [[SequelHook the last line of the story]]...
* DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment: Dr. Scientist
* FakingTheDead: The "Doktor Scientist" at the end of the movie.
* MisaimedFandom: [[invoked]]Either that, or the author has never seen ''Film/TheHumanCentipede'' or ''Film/MenInBlack''.
** Well, that or it's ''not remotely supposed to be a serious fanfic'' -- seeing as the author describes herself on her profile as a "a [[HeinzHybrid haf goast haf vampeir haf gurl]] wif ma pet gohst unikorn Spunky" and [[LampshadeHanging goes by the handle]] [[MarySue Sue]] [[Creator/SueMary Mary]], that looks to be the case.
** One suggestion: The author wrote a completely crazy, over-the-top "fanfiction" story as [[GallowsHumor a means to cope]] with the {{squick}}ness of the movie.
* NationalStereotypes: At one point, "Men in Black" eats a watermelon [[UpToEleven stuffed with fried chicken]].
* RougeAnglesOfSatin: The entire story, the first sentence for example, is: "Doktor scientist got oot of poop water becuz he wasntnot reely dead by only trick to fools police."
* SequelHook: "So they movinged to Hayee wif Liio and Sitch to go with board surfing and Doktor golt ideans for an experiment centipede maybe seekwill crossvover wif Lilo and Stitch in futer?"
* ShoutOut
** To WorldOfWarcraft. "So Doktor scientis did daily quest to get hid rep up to essalted and buy anyway."
** To Fanfic/HalfLifeFullLifeConsequences, with the references to "humens" and Doktor Scientist and the MIB's fight "for life and death".
*** Don't forget that they do the 'I can't give you my license officer' routine.
-->'''Vendar:''' I can not seel you this item1
* TrollFic: WE HOPE...
* VillainProtagonist: Doktor Scientist is for the most part portrayed as a hero who loves his humen milipeeed creation, though a "vendar" does say that he cannot sell Heiter anything "Cuz u r a bad doktor scintist."
* WorldOfChaos: Basically follows the same logic as ''Webcomic/AxeCop'', only without the justification of being written by a small child. We ''think''.