''The extremely amazing ballad of Austria's annoying mole and their amazing adventures when said mole comes to life. An Axis powers Hetalia trollfic. Of EPICNESS!!!''

Or so the author says. A crackfic, about Austria's mole coming to life. Can be read [[http://ninjacookie19.deviantart.com/gallery/?offset=24#/d4la1m6 here.]]

Plot: ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin. The mole comes to life one day unexpectedly, and it causes general mayhem, Drives Austria (and the readers) to insanity, He then calls Switzerland for help, (Who yells at him.) Hungary for help, (Who doesn't help much) then Prussia shows up, and his mind gets messed up by the mole, then the mole gets a hold of the Gilbirds, then Germany comes, who is freaked out.Then Austria calls other countries over for advice on the problem, leaving the other countries clueless. This is the first 12 chapters. Yeah. The characters frequently break the fourth wall, and there are many pop culture references, and almost everyone is a LargeHam '''WARNING!''' Do not read unless you don't want your sanity. Or a for a few Lulz.

!!Tropes found in this Epicly Epic work!
* AnimateInanimateObject: The mole.
* BigNo:
** Austria did this in chapter 4.
** "MAKE IT STOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAP!!!!111!!!!ELEVEN!!!!!!!!!" Yelled Austria, clutching his head and shaking it side to side."NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
* BigWordShout: "SWITZERLAND!"
** "SCOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH"
* BilingualBonus: When the mole says that He ate a sandwich and that it gave him diarrhea in German.
* BodyHorror: When you realize that it's a living part of someone's '''face'''.
* BreakingTheFourthWall
* CampGay: When Austria has delusions of a spoon named "Fork" and Darth Vader on his shoulder, Darth vader is apparently this.
** He even has a sparkly pink scarf with sequins.
* {{Crackfic}}
* CutHisHeartOutWithASpoon: Hungary threatens an insane Prussia with "SHUT UP PRUSSIA OR I WILL EAT ONE OF YOUR BIRDS BY SLOWLY COOKING IT IN THE OVEN AT 450 F AND THEN CHECK ON IT OCCASINALLY TO MAKE SURE IT'S CRISPY, THEN TAKE IT OUT AND CHOP IT UP AND ADD IT TO A SALAD, THEN I WILL TOSS THE SALAD, AND THEN PUT IT IN THE FREEZER AND FORGET ABOUT IT FOREVER AND GO ORDER TAKE OUT INSTEAD."
* {{Dissimile}}: "Prussia then proceeded to go nuts, holding his head and making noises that sounded like music, only it wasn't music, and it sounded more like a cat inside of a blown up paper bag with a bunch of squeak toys inside it being hit by a hammer while being run over by a train that had rubber wheels that narwhals lived inside of, being driven by a whale banana I-phone that's mother was a planet made out of marshmallows howling out Friday. Only there was no paper bag, cat, squeak toys, hammer, train, wheels with narwhals inside them and no whale banana I-phone that's mother was a planet made out of marshmallows."
* GratuitousGerman: "Ich haben ein Sandwich gestern. es gab mir Durchfall"- I ate a sandwich. It gave me diarreah.
* HammerSpace: Apparently Austria can take phones out of nowhere.
* InsaneTrollLogic: How Poland figures that the mole is a pineapple, and that juicing it and sticking a banana in their ears will make it shut up.
* LongTitle: The full title is: ''The extremely amazing ballad of Austria's annoying mole and their amazing adventures when said mole comes to life. An Axis powers Hetalia trollfic. Of EPICNESS!!!''
* MindScrew: How does a '''MOLE''' COME TO LIFE?!?
* SarcasmMode: "Great. Just Great. "(He's being sarcastic)