[[caption-width-right:279:''Oh Lord.'']]

An infamous retelling of the ''Roleplay/RubyQuest'' adventure by a member of that most furious of [[MemeticMutation fan-created]] ''TabletopGame/{{Warhammer 40000}}'' Space Marine chapters, the Angry Marines.

The original version can be found [[http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/7931028/images/1265355377893.jpg here]] if the website in question is allowing hotlinking at the moment, or at a backup [[http://gannadene.deviantart.com/art/Angry-Ruby-109145956 here]], and a video version [[https://youtu.be/PsfKizji9wk here]].

The short presentation gained astounding popularity as it was first posted in one of the ''Roleplay/RubyQuest'' threads. Since then, the Angry Marine's variation has been recurringly posted by anonymous /tg/ in multiple threads and has also spread across the lower regions of the net.

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!!This work has examples of:

* ActionGirl: This version of Ruby is not to be fucked with.
* ActionGirlfriend: As a result of the Angry Marine taking over the story, Ruby steamrolls through the story, rescues Tom, kills a shark with ''one punch'', [[spoiler:and escapes with Tom to the moon]].
* AffectionateParody: Of Weaver's ''Roleplay/RubyQuest''.
* BabiesEverAfter: [[spoiler:Ruby and Tom wind up having a ''billion'' babies as part of their new life on the moon.]]
* BatmanCanBreatheInSpace: The GM wisely doesn't question how Ruby and Tom can survive [[spoiler:on the moon.]]
* ClapYourHandsIfYouBelieve: How did Ruby and Tom avoid drowning during their escape? "'''They're guided by [[GodEmperor the Emperor!]] All things are possible by him!'''"
* ClusterFBomb: Since the player is an Angry Marine, natch.
* CurbStompBattle: Ruby '''"fucks up a pussy-ass shark."'''
* CuttingTheKnot: This trope essentially describes the entire thing. But, to name one certain example:
-->Tom warns you-
-->'''What FUCKING NOW TOM'''
-->The door!\\
It's a hatch.\\
We're underwater!
-->'''[[BadassBoast You think I give a fuck?!]]'''
-->'''Ruby fucks the door's shit up.'''
* DungeonBypass: We're not sure how, but Ruby goes straight from her box to Tom's cell. It's entirely possible she punched her way there.
* TheHeretic: The narrator is accused of being such when he questioned the omnipotence of the Emperor.
* {{Irony}}: [[spoiler:[[MoonRabbit Ruby escapes to the moon.]]]]
* MoodDissonance: The last panel: [[spoiler:Ruby and Tom are living happily on the moon, as Earth is bathed in fire.]]
* OffTheRails: '''"You fucker. I'm taking control of this shit."'''
* OhCrap: Tom's face when Ruby smashes through the ceiling.
* PunctuatedForEmphasis: The delivery of Tom's rescue in the video version.
-->'''Ruby finds Tom.'''\\
But how-\\
* RageBreakingPoint: The Angry Marine, rather appropriately, experiences this ''right at the start'' upon learning that Ruby was in a box.
* {{Railroading}}: Goes beyond OffTheRails to full-on reverse Railroading, with player shouting down the GM's protests.
* RecursiveFanfiction: Duh.
* StuffBlowingUp: The shithole Ruby and Tom escape from explodes behind them for no real reason.
* TemptingFate: '''"I'd better not be in a fucking box."'''
* ThreateningShark: Invoked when the narrator protests that Ruby's escape can't be a simple swim to freedom. Ruby is unimpressed.
* UnstoppableRage: Ruby is enraged, and nothing - not dangerous wildlife, not the plot, not the laws of physics - is going to stop her.
* ViolentlyProtectiveGirlfriend: It bares repeating: ''Ruby killed a shark with '''one punch'''''.
* WakeUpFighting: Ruby's reaction to waking up in a dark place? '''"Start punching. Everywhere!"'''
* WatchTheWorldDie: Ruby and Tom [[spoiler:chill out on the moon while the world burns in cleansing fire. Then their billion babies reclaim the planet for the Emperor.]]
* {{Xenafication}}: Parodied with Ruby herself. Note that the original work repeatedly brings up her "girlish figure". [[ActionGirl Not so much here.]]