This game is not meant to be played with hard liquor. Hardcore rules are not actually meant to be played at all.
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Regular Rules
- Every time Markus summons an imp, take a sip.
- Two for Tax Goats.
- Anytime Gregor makes a metaphor, take a sip.
- Every time someone calls Ashe the neck stabber, take a shot.
- Every time Markus licks/eats something he probably shouldn't, finish your drink.
- Every time Markus hurts himself, take a sip.
- If Gregor swears, finish your drink.
- Take a sip if someone other than Thog or Zeke drops an F bomb.
- Take a shot when Jay introduces a new named NPC.
- Take a sip if someone shouts surrender.
- Take a shot whenever Zeke snaps.
- Anytime Gregor forgives a blatantly evil act.
- Take a shot whenever Ashe says "We need to talk".
Hardcore Rules
- Every time someone drops the F bomb, take a sip.
- Every time Inien insults someone, drink.
- Drink when Ashe drinks (Not to be tried with Fogapple Extract/God's Breath)
- Have an ambulance on call if you use this rule.
- Every time one of Kyr's inventions explodes, take a sip.
- Anytime you hear one of the guys laughing, take a shot.
- Take two shots if his character isn't in the scene.
- Take a drink whenever Markus Tannhauser Velafi says his full name.
- Markus Velafi will ruin your liver.
