Drinking Game / The View Askewniverse

Take a drink every time:

• Dante says “I'm not even supposed to be here today!”
  • Take two if he or someone else says it in a movie other than the original Clerks.
• Dante gets abused by a customer.
• Randal gives a customer shit.
• A Star Wars reference is made.
• Someone makes a comic book reference.
  • Take two if it's not Brodie or Banky.
• Someone quotes a movie from either the '70s or '80s.
• Someone directly mentions a character from another VA film.
  • Take two if it's in reference to having had sex with said character.
• Elias' Christianity or love of Lord of the Rings or Transformers is mentioned.
• Someone says “ass to mouth” in Clerks II.
• Dante has multiple girls chasing him.
• Dante and Randal almost end their friendship.
• Randal is Playing the Victim Card for having a heart attack in Clerks III.
• Elias wears a new Goth outfit in Clerks III.
• Jay hints at having lenient homosexual tendencies or accuses someone else of it.
• Someone lets out a Cluster F-Bomb.
  • Take two if it's Jay or Randal.
• Silent Bob speaks.
  • Take two if he curses.

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