History DrinkingGame / TheStarWarsHolidaySpecial

* Take a sip each time [[Creator/PattyMaloney Lumpy's]] instructional video glitches.

You'll NEED these drinks to sit through this traversty:

!Sips
* Each Wookiee grunt (good luck!)
** Take a drink/ shot if you hear nothing but Wookiee howls for way too long (1+ minutes).
* You see or hear the word "Wookie".
* Each time [[Creator/PattyMaloney Lumpy's]] instructional video glitches.
* Each segment that appears.

* Animated segment:
** Boba Fett says "friend".
** Each establishing shot of the Wookiee tree house.
* Anyone says "rebel" or "Death to the empire!"
* Any time a hologram appears.
* Whenever there's a hyperjump.
* Every time you (or friends) bewilderedly ask "What the fuck?"

!Drinks
* Someone mentions "Life Day".
* Waterfall (drink the entire time) Lumpy makes his god-awful airplane noise playing with his gift.
* Drink for each of Malla's uncomfortable gazes.
* Something uncomfortably erotic occurs (Itchy).
* Take a drink whenever Vader is on screen.
* Each use of stock footage from ''Film/ANewHope''.
* Music:
** Someone starts singing.
** You hear the original ''Star Wars'' theme.
** Waterfall (drink the entire time) Princess Leia sings.
* Each commercial break (fades to black).
* One of the main cast members appear (Luke, Leia, Han, Chewbacca, [=C3PO=], [=R2-D2=]).
** Any time you feel bad for Creator/HarrisonFord, who's obviously trying his best with what he's been given.
* When Creator/BeaArthur tells everyone at the end to drink!

!Shots
* Whenever an actor looks high.
* If you spot the lightsaber mic that’s probably a sex toy.
* When the imperial officer sits down.
* Any time you think, "This is so terrible I can't stand it"... then stick it out!

!Extras
* Pour one out for each Stormtrooper killed in the spirit of Life Day.

* Finish your drinks when the credits scroll.

Pick and choose from these popular ''[[Film/TheStarWarsHolidaySpecial Star Wars Holiday Special]]'' drinking game ideas:

* One of the main cast members appear (Luke, Leia, Han, Chewbacca, C3PO, R2D2).

** Waterfall (drink the entire time) {{Princess Leia}} sings.

** Take a shot if you hear nothing but Wookiee howls for over a minute.

* Each time Boba Fett says "friend" in the animated segment.

* Drink the entire time (slowly) while Lumpy makes his airplane noise while playing with his gift (take a deep breath beforehand!).

* When there’s music:
** Any time there's singing.
** Any time they play the original ''Star Wars'' theme.
* Anytime you feel bad for Creator/HarrisonFord, who's obviously trying.

* When you see the lightsaber mic that’s probably a sex toy.

Pick and choose from these popular {{Star Wars Holiday Special}} drinking games ideas:

* Each wookie grunt (good luck!)
** Take a shot if you hear nothing but Wookie howls for over a minute.
* Each time Lumpy's instructional video glitches.

* Anyone says "rebel" or "death to the empire!"

* When there’s music

** Any time they play the original Star Wars theme.
* Anytime you feel bad for Harrison Ford, who's obviously trying.
* When Bea Arthur tells everyone at the end to drink!

* Any time you think "this is so terrible I can't stand it"... then stick it out!

* Pour one out for each Stormtrooper killed in the spirit of 'Life day'.

* Lumpy's instructional video glitches.

* (Slowly) drink the entire time Itchy makes his airplane noise while playing with his gift (take a deep breath beforehand!).
* Drink for each of Maia's uncomfortable gazes.

* Any time you think "this is so terrible I can't stand it", then stick it out!

* Take a shot for each Wookiee grunt. At your resulting funeral, have everyone there take the shots you were unable to in life.
** Take a shot if you hear nothing but Wookie howls for more than a minute.
* Take a shot for each mention of Life Day.
* Take a shot for each segment that appears.
** Another, alongside a pained "Why", if it involves Creator/HarveyKorman in any capacity.
*** To make sure you black yourself out rather than endure the remainder, in his first segment, take a shot for each "stir", "whip" and "beat".
** Drink anytime Lumpy's instructional video glitches.
* (If your version has ads) Take a shot for each commercial break.
* When Itchy gets his gift, drink until it ends. Trust us, you'll need to.
* Take a shot for each appearance of the Star Wars characters, particularly when they don't look right.
** Whenever Carrie Fisher looks high (PS: she was).
* Take a shot for each time they use stock footage from ''Film/ANewHope''.
* Drink when Bea Arthur tells everyone to drink!
* Take a shot for each time Boba Fett says "friend" in the animated segment.
* Drink for each of Maia's uncomfortable gazes.
* Take a drink whenever Vader is on screen.
* Drink whenever there's a hyperjump.

* Drink any time you think "this is so terrible I can't stand it", and stick it out!
* Music
** Drink anytime there's singing.
*** Take a shot if you spot the lightsaber mic that might be a sex toy.
** Drink each time you hear the original Star Wars theme.
* Drink every time a hologram appears.
* Drink anytime you feel bad for Harrison Ford, who's clearly trying.
* Take a shot whenever there's an unexplained scene change.

* As soon as it ends, finish the bottle you're at. You're going to need this.

* If you're playing a version which has the recorded ads in it, take a shot for each ad.

* Take a shot for each Wookiee grunt.

** Another, alongside a pained "Why", if it involves Harvey Korman in any capacity.

* Take a shot for each time they use stock footage from ''A New Hope''.

* Take a shot for each mention of Life Day
* Take a shot for each segment that appears

* Take a shot for each time they use stock footage from ''A New Hope''

** Another if it involves Harvey Korman.

* Take a shot for each time they use stock footage from ''A New Hope''

* If you're playing a version which has the recorded ads in it, take a shot for each ad.