Drinking Game / Superhero Comics

• Take a swig any time someone's Secret Identity is described as "mild-mannered". Take two drinks if it's a Marvel character.
  • Take a shot if someone is described as having been “a/an [profession], and a good one, too” prior to their superhero/villain origin.
• Take a shot if a new writer refuses to bring up a character's embarrasingly scientifically-inaccurate origin story.
  • Drink a full cup if they go with something else instead.
  • Take a a celebratory drink if Grant Morrison suddenly canonizes everything that was dumb and goofy in the character's history while Running the Asylum.
• Take a shot if there's a character wearing their underwear over their pants. Take two if it's a character made by Marvel. Do not try this during The Golden Age.