Pinocchio: A True Story is...quite something, alright. The version with Pauly Shore as the voice of the titular character is probably best enjoyed with a little alcohol.
- Take a sip every time Pinocchio says something.
- Take a sip every time Pinocchio makes a verbal noise (grunting, etc.)
- Take a sip every time the voice lines don't match the mouth flaps.
- Take a shot every time Detective Brioni and his constables appear.
- Take a shot every time the animation of Pinocchio jumping and balancing on Tybalt is reused.
- Take a sip every time Cat fires his gun (onscreen or offscreen).
- Take a shot when he shoots Pinocchio.
- Whenever you hear the "wah-wah" sting play.
- Take a shot every time one of the voice actors tries (and fails) to do an animal noise.
