"Can I have some wine, please?"
— Jim, Fateful Findings
Drinking game for Neil Breen's filmography.
With the sheer amount of common themes and elements of Neil Breen's "legitimate feature-length" movies, making a drinking game out of it is almost essential (especially since they aren't nearly as entertaining to watch sober.)
- Take a shot any time it's made blatantly obvious who the heroes and villains are, such as:
- When the antagonists are blatant Card Carrying Villains or Complete Monsters.
- When Neil's character is a Messianic Archetype.
- When Neil's character gets away with morally questionable actions.
- Take a drink any time you Neil credited.
- Drink any time any time you see a fake company with an "N" and/or "B" credited that's actually a stand-in for Neil Breen himself.
- Take a shot any time "None" is credited for a role.
- Take a shot whenever the movie addresses a heavy-handed aesop.
- Drink any time "corruption," "fraud," or "greed" is mentioned.
- Drink for any Special Effects Failure you notice
- Drink any time a character disappears through a cut or fade effect
- Drink whenever there's a scene composed of Stock Footage and/or Chroma Key
- Take another drink if the stock footage is moving at a different speed than the characters.
- Drink any time you recognize a prop or set from another Neil Breen film.
- Drink whenever a character demonstrates Dull Surprise or acts like a Cold Ham.
- Take a shot any time the "Man in Black" appears.
- Drink any time a skull or other weird symbol appears.
- Drink any time Neil's character uses superpowers.
- Drink any time Neil's character is "hacking" or mentions government and/or corporate systems.
- Drink any time a computer is thrashed. (do at your own risk in Fateful Findings)
- Drink whenever someone drops something or otherwise acts like they're in a cheesy infomercial.
- Drink any time Aaron Brand eats tuna in Double Down.
- Drink any time a character demonstrates reckless gun usage.
- Take a shot any time the movie cuts to an older or younger version of a character.
- Take a shot whenever there is an awkward love scene.
- Drink any time a topless woman's back is shown or (if you really wanna get drunk) if she's clearly not wearing a bra.
- Finish your drink (to forget) any time you can see Neil Breen's testicles.
- Take a shot any time a character is Driven to Suicide.
- Just finish your drink as the corrupt businessmen and politicians kill themselves off during the ending of Fateful Findings.
- Take a shot any time Neil's character delivers an Author Filibuster.
