Take a sip for every review that…
- Says "This happened to my buddy Eric".
- Says "This is my Black Panther".
- Is thirsting over an actor/actress/character in the movie.
- Is seeing homoerotic undertones between characters in the movie.
- Says "The things that I do for (actor/actress in the movie)".
- Says in a silly/So Bad, It's Good movie:
- "(Citizen Kane/The Godfather/any other highly acclaimed movie) is shaking".
- "(Martin Scorsese/Quentin Tarantino/any other highly acclaimed director) could never" or "(Director of silly/So Bad, It's Good movie) could do (highly acclaimed movie), but (director of highly acclaimed movie) couldn't do (silly/So Bad, It's Good movie)".
- In a similar spirit, any review along the lines of "(Star/director of reviewed movie) could do (similarly-themed movie) but (star/director of said similarly-themed movie) couldn't do (reviewed movie)".
- Says that a somewhat similar movie was found dead in Miami/in a ditch.
- Says that they take back every mean thing they ever said about (movie that the reviewer really hates).
- Says that the movie makes (highly derided movie) look like (highly acclaimed movie).
- Says that they would give the movie 0 stars if they could.
- Says in a 2010s Disney movie that it was better than Frozen.
- Says about a movie that has a metaphorical or Non-Indicative Name that "there's no (thing from the movie's title) in this movie at all, I was lied to" or something similar.
