[[caption-width-right:251:WHERE ARE HIS PANTS?! SHIELD YOUR EYES, EVERYONE! [[NoOSHACompliance OSHA Requirement]] under {{Rule34}}!]]

You want to know what's Main/NotSafeForWork? This entire site, you, {{your mom}}, this entire freakin' planet! If you have a dirty enough mind, then everything is SickAndWrong! I hope you can stomach life now!

God, ThinkOfTheChildren!

[[AC: AnimatedFilm]]
* ''WesternAnimation/HowToTrainYourDragon2'': After a failed attempt to toss Hiccup off a cliff, Hiccup and Toothless get into a intense fight wherein Toothless begins to viciously attempt to poke Hiccup eyes out! Now this is bad enough, but his anger cools, and he tries to french kiss Hiccup! [[https://youtu.be/MV4lvgf0DII?t=27 Seen here. GOD!]]

[[AC: VideoGame/EdEddNEddyTheMisEdventures]]
* One level has Ed becoming a nudist. *Shudders*
* Level [[OverNineThousand 123,435,654,645]] has Jimmy saying that he's gay. To no one's surprise.


* Does VideoGame/BigRigsOverTheRoadRacing count, for being so WINNER?
** Only if VideoGame/TheLegendOfZeldaCDIGames count for being so DINNER.
* [[VideoGame/DonPachi Hi]][[TrueFinalBoss bachi]].
* VideoGame/NekoAtsume has cat butts! Goddamn CAT BUTTS!

* ''WesternAnimation/TotalDramaIsland'' has episode 3, while Chris is giving the recap, he says that Ezekiel was voted off for sexist comments. Why is this NSFW? '''''BECAUSE CHRIS SAID "SEXIST", A WORD THAT HAS "SEX" IN IT!'''''
** Oh, and there's that super secret missing episode where the entrire cast, even new characters, show up in the nude uncensored, made just to piss off the censors.
** See [[http://totaldramaisland.wikia.com/wiki/File:Djandgeoff.png this]]? That is 100% proof that Geoff is gay for DJ. It is ''totally'' what it looks like. Yeah.
* The only episode of ''TheSimpsons'' downloadable for the atari 666, because Bart Simpson moons the audience.
** And no, the scene of the Simpsons movie doesn't count. Because Bart really had something on him that looked like a penis, but was not. How is this true? Because Bart is really a girl. The last episode says that In a NSFW fashion. Despite being NSFW, It is not an example.
* WesternAnimation/PhineasAndFerb: a lot of this especially Isabella who is a psycho who [[StalkerWithACrush does anything just to show ]] everyone how much she's obsessed with Phineas
** Phineas gets a boner when he finds out that Isabella understands trebuchet mechanics.
* ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'': The entire show. Why you ask? Because [[JustForPun nopony]] wears clothes. Not even the all-female mane cast!
* ''WesternAnimation/SpongebobSquarepants'': I can't believe that Squidward is not wearing a pants in a kids show!
* He's not the only one, Dudley doesn't wear pants in ''WesternAnimation/TUFFPuppy'', where almost more people wear pants.
* Similarly, Rocko from ''WesternAnimation/RockosModernLife'' doesn't wear pants, despite other characters wearing pants.

[[AC: ThisTroper]]
* I've got man parts and you're reading this!
** Or do you?
** For that matter, am I really reading this?
** You want to know what's worse? I... have... [[IHaveBoobsYouMustObey breasts!]]
*** Are they moobs though? That would arguably make it even ''more'' NSFW. Please, think of the children.

[[AC:Real Life]]
* Averted in Real Life
* Averted by any of the cool jobs. Apparently you can have porn wallpaper.
* If anything were Not Safe For Work, why do we allow people who do it to have any jobs? Clearly the fact that we don't have 24/7 surveillance of people to make sure they aren't doing anything Not Safe For Work means that ''everything'' is safe for work!
[[TheStinger Wait....]]this page isn't safe for work....no...[[Wiki/ThisVeryWiki this whole WIKI isn't safe for work!]] ([[TVTropesWillRuinYourLife This wiki isn't safe in general.]]) [[DoubleStandard It's FILLED with bad language, sexuality,]] [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking and puns!]] [[ThinkOfTheChildren Oh, the HORROR! It's terrible! Shield your eyes! Think of the children!]]