''"Calm down, dear!"''

Director of the ''Film/DeathWish'' series and known for appearing in the E-sure commercials before his death. He later became a restaurant critic.

Once demanded (and got) an on-air apology from ''Series/HaveIGotNewsForYou'' when they said that he wore stained underpants when making love to his then-girlfriend. This then resulted in a torrent of jokes aimed at him.