[[folder:Main Cast]]

!!Cleo Lovedrop

* BewareTheNiceOnes
* BiTheWay
* TheCutie
* EmoTeen
* FatGirl
* [[spoiler: SchoolYardBullyAllGrownUp: A very rare case of it being the protagionst too. Lets just say she wasn't the nicest girl as a teenager.]]
* ShyBlueHairedGirl: Though she is a natural blonde.
* [[spoiler: TraumaticHaircut: After Tribly is put in the hospital Cleo's hair starts to fall out from the stress and it grows back white.]]

!!Mara Zuzanny

* BaldWomen: Well, she was for awhile, she's growing her hair back now.
* BlackBestFriend: To Cleo and Trilby. Though she is obviously not just there to be a token black character and under goes some of the most noticeable character development in the entire series.
* BrutalHonesty
* DefrostingIceQueen
* EmbarrassingTattoo: Has one on her butt cheek but is rather reluctant to let anyone know what it is.
* FriendtoBugs: Has several pet cockroaches and wrote in one of her blog entries that she can't stand it when people kill insects.
* LoveTriangle: With [[spoiler: Cleo]] and [[spoiler: Myrtle]].

!!Trilby Bernarde

* AmazinglyEmbarrassingParents
* EmbarrassingTattoo: She gets the [[Series/StarTrekTheNextGeneration Borg]] symbol tattooed on her shoulder, despite not wanting people to know she's a Trekkie.
* GenkiGirl: A particularly snarky example.
* {{Nerd}}: Trilby takes the title after having sex with The Chronicles of Riddick going on in the background, cosplaying as a catgirl from Darkstalkers, getting a tattoo of the Borg symbol and even admitting that she wanted to start being a vigilante.
** ClosetGeek: Well semi-closeted anyway. She is actually very embarrassed by her love of Star Trek and tries to to keep it hidden from her friends.
* RomanticFalseLead: [[spoiler: For Cleo in volume one.]]
* TellMeAboutMyFather: Subverted.

!!Audrey Richter

* {{BBW}}
* CannotKeepASecret
* ChickMagnet: Seriously, she has two girls who have shown interest in her and [[spoiler: Cleo admitted she has a crush on her at one point.]]
* DomesticAbuse: At the hands of [[spoiler: Beth]]
* DrowningMySorrows: She gets drunk at Fern’s birthday as a way to deal with her relationship woes.
* [[spoiler: IHaveNoSon: She finally comes out to her mom only to be disowned by her whole family.]]
* LoveTriangle: Audrey ends up torn between Beth and Kinzoku.

!!Myrtle Turenne

* {{BBW}}
* [[spoiler: ClingyJealousGirl: Starts to become one towards Cleo.]]
* CuteandPsycho: She's genuinely a nice, charismatic person…most of the time.
* [[spoiler:DomesticAbuse]]: [[spoiler: Myrtle is emotionally abusive to Cleo.]]
* [[spoiler: KnightofCerebus: It been foreshadowed for awhile now but she it officially begins after she stabs Trilby.]]
* PsychoLesbian
* SanitySlippage: She's prone to have these. [[FromBadtoWorse And she's getting worse.]]
* SelfHarm: She apparently used to be a cutter leaving her CoveredwithScars.

!!Martin Samson

* {{Adorkable}}
* BiggerIsBetterInBed: According to Trilby.
* {{Nerd}}: Just like his girlfriend.
* StraightMan


* AnArmandaLeg: Her left arm is deformed just below the elbow.
* BaldWomen
* UsefulNotes/{{BDSM}}: She actively participates in bondage but this may be the least strange thing about her.
* CantHoldHisLiquor: Gets drunk after having one Colt 45 on her birthday and ends up throwing it back up in the toilet later.
* [[spoiler: IllGirl: Along with her obvious medical deformities she has a slew of medical problems. She even had kidney failure in the past.]]
* [[spoiler: LonelyRichKid]]

[[folder:Supporting Cast]]
!!Natalie Ringtree
* DefrostingIceQueen: Her friendship with Mara seems to bring this around
* [[spoiler: FunctionalAddict: To cocaine.]]

!!Zia Morlon
* AnArmandaLeg: Lost her left arm in a car accident when she was sixteen.
* EmoTeen: She’s even worse than Cleo.
* MotorMouth
* [[spoiler: SelfHarm]]

!!Penny Lovedrop
* BuxomisBetter: Faults it the most out of all the girls.
* {{Meganekko}}: Just like her sister
* ReallyGetsAround
* [[spoiler: SurprisePregnancy: She’s knocked up with somebody’s baby but we don’t know who the baby daddy is yet.]]

!!Glenn Neuhoff
* CampGay: Well not overly camp but he has an effeminate quality to him and he loves clothes and fashion.
* [[spoiler: [[IllGirl Ill Boy]]: Has chronic problems with his digestive system. He's not sure what causes it.]]
* ParentalNeglect: He admits that his parents never really cared about him and didn’t even care when he came out of the closet.

!!Fall Swanhilde
* AwesomeMcCoolname
* BrattyTeenageDaughter
* DumbBlonde

!!Malady Mayapple
* AwesomeMcCoolname
* DreadlockRasta

!!Beth [=McKenzie=]
* ButchLesbian
* ClingyJealousGirl
* HairTriggerTemper: Has a tendency to punch out anyone she doesn’t like. [[spoiler: This ultimately ruins her realitionship with Audrey.]]
* LoveTriangle: With Kinzoku for Audrey.
* NoBisexuals: The other thing that ruined her relationship with Audrey is that she didn’t like the idea that Audrey used to date a guy. It was a “huge turn off” for her.

* AwesomeMcCoolname: Yep, another one.
* LoveTriangle: With Beth for Audrey.

* AllMenArePerverts
* FatIdiot: Not so much on the fat part at first, but he’s put on a considerable amount of weight since book one.
* TheSlacker

* [[VigilanteMan Vigilante woman]]
* WoodenKatanasAreEvenBetter: Her weapon of choice

!!David Wolfe
* BaldofAwesome
* EverythingsBetterwithMonkeys
* FBIAgent
* ReasonableAuthorityFigure

!! Vincent Verrier
* AlliterativeName
* LongHairedPrettyBoy
* TheSpeechless