List of characters in the Warner Bros distributed / Disney produced sitcom Unhappily Ever After.
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Jack Malloy
Played by: Geoff Pierson
- Expy: Of Al Bundy.
- Jaded Washout: He's a failing used-car salesman who can't provide for his family.
Jennie Malloy
Played by: Stephanie Hodge
- Expy: Of Peg Bundy.
Tiffany Malloy
Played by: Nikki Cox
- Breakout Character: She is ascended to as the lead character of the show starting from Season 3 with more focus on her school life.
Ryan Malloy
Played by: Kevin Connolly
Ross Malloy
Played by: Justin Berfield
Recurring
Mr. Floppy
Voiced by: Bobcat Goldthwait
Mr. Monteleone
Played by: Oliver Muirhead
Tiffany's mean-spirited sadistic English teacher.- Break the Haughty: This conversation alone:Tiffany: Aaah, Mr. Monteleone you preening asexual B-minus giving power-mongering rum-soak for an English teacher. Suck on this, I'm going to Harvard!
Mr. Monteleone: Ahh, how wonderful. The most elite school in this nation. Thanks to my teaching, you'll be woefully unprepared! I'm sure you'll fail completely there. Aside from which, Harvard costs $28,000 a year! Your father couldn't make that much money in a lifetime! See you at Burger King, Ms. Malloy? I can't wait to make you hold the pickles. (chuckles and leaves happily) At-hot-hot-hot-hot! - Evil Brit: Has a very thick British accent.
- Evil vs. Evil: Yes, he's a jerk, but his adversary Tiffany isn't much better.
- Jerkass: He one time stapled an F to one of his students' chests for immediately asking him what grade he got. And constantly attacks Tiffany with poor grades and verbal insults.
- Last-Name Basis: Always addresses Tiffany as "Ms. Malloy".
- Lower-Class Lout: Claims to live on cat food and steals apples from private property to survive.
- Sadist Teacher: He has an awful life (that is unseen, only described by him) in that his teacher salary hardly allows him to afford food and utilities, so he takes his rage out on his own students, especially Tiffany.
- Signature Laugh: "At-hot-hot-hot-hot!"
- Sitcom Arch-Nemesis: To Tiffany in seasons 3 and 4.
