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!In The Story

[[caption-width-right:350:Portrayed by Creator/CaryElwes]]

Buttercup's true love, who left to find work so that he could provide for her. She received word that he had been killed by the Dread Pirate Roberts.

* TheAce: As Inigo puts it, Westley is stronger than Fezzik, more skilled than Inigo, and smarter than Vizzini.
* AcquiredPoisonImmunity: [[spoiler:He has spent years "building up an immunity to iocaine powder."]]
* BackFromTheDead: [[spoiler:Westley dies due to torture, but is brought back thanks to the Miracle Pill.]]
* BitsOfMeKeepPassingOut: Inverted and PlayedForLaughs as it takes a while for Miracle Max's cure to fully take effect on Westley, and Inigo and Fezzik have to carry him around while StormingTheCastle as bits him are "waking up" one at a time.
* TheBigDamnKiss: "Since the invention of the kiss there have been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind. The End." Made ironic when the kid insists on skipping or editing all the kissy stuff at first but starts enjoying it by the end (film only).
* TheBladeAlwaysLandsPointyEndIn: During his duel with Inigo Montoya, the Man in Black throws his sword. It spins end over end and impales itself in the ground point first.
* ColdBloodedTorture:
** Courtesy of [[spoiler:Count Rugen]]
** In the book, it goes a bit more in depth. [[spoiler:Rugen tortures Westley through various methods while constructing The Machine, and Westley is shown to be immune to every single one of them by taking his mind away from the pain and imagining himself with Buttercup, though he fakes being in pain (which Count Rugen picks up on). The Machine, however, completely destroys this defense, and leaves him as little more than a quivering mess.]]
* CoolMask: He wears a mask as the Man in Black.
-->'''Fezzik''': [[LampshadeHanging Why are you wearing a mask?]] Were you burned by acid or something like that?\\
'''Man in Black''': No, it's just that they are terribly comfortable. I think everyone will be wearing them in the future.
* DarkIsNotEvil: As the Dread Pirate Roberts, Westley wears dark clothing and is a good guy.
* DeadpanSnarker: Before he reveals to Buttercup that he is indeed Westley, he occasionally snarks at her. Later he starts snarking at Humperdinck. Also, the whole conversation while he's climbing the Cliffs of Insanity.
-->'''Inigo''': Hello there! Slow going?\\
'''Westley''': Look, I don't mean to be rude, but this is not as easy as it looks, so I'd appreciate it if you wouldn't distract me.\\
'''Inigo''': Right, right. Sorry.\\
'''Westley''': Thank you.\\
'''Inigo''': I do not suppose you could-a speed things up?\\
'''Westley''': Look, if you're in such a hurry, you could lower a rope or a tree branch or find something useful to do.\\
'''Inigo''': I could do that. I have got some more rope up here. But I do not think you would accept my help, since I am only waiting around up here to kill you.\\
'''Westley''': [[{{Understatement}} That does put a damper on our relationship.]]\\
'''Inigo''': But… I promise I will ''not'' kill you until you reach the top.\\
'''Westley''': That's very comforting. But I'm afraid you'll just have to wait.\\
'''Inigo''': I hate waiting. Could I give you my word as a Spaniard?\\
'''Westley''': No good. I've known too many Spaniards.\\
'''Inigo''': Is there no way you trust me?\\
'''Westley''': Nothing comes to mind.
* DeathIsCheap: He dies from the torture device. Miracle Max helps him shrug it off.
* TheDreaded: As the Dread Pirate Roberts, it's in the name. When people hear he's approaching, they tend to turn tail and run.
* {{Farmboy}}: Starts out as one before leaving to find his fortune.
* GuileHero: Though he's a very good fighter, he tends to rely on his wits and his fast-talking skills.
* HairOfGoldHeartOfGold: Very blonde, as well as (deep down) kindhearted and loyal.
* TheHero: The handsome and skilled protagonist and love interest.
* IAmNotLeftHanded: [[spoiler:Well, more like "I am not left-handed either." After Inigo starts fighting with his dominant hand, Westley does the same.]]
* LadyAndKnight: Or Lady and Pirate, whatever. The Knight to Buttercup's Lady.
* LegacyCharacter: [[spoiler: He's the Dread Pirate Roberts, the latest one specifically.]]
* LivingLegend: [[spoiler:As the Dread Pirate Roberts, at least, he's the most feared man around.]]
* LovingAShadow: In the book it's hinted that [[spoiler:he only really loves Buttercup for her beauty, and projects an imagined personality onto her since, as the narrator points out several times, he always gets annoyed and starts sniping at her whenever they actually talk in person. At the end the LemonyNarrator "guesses" that once Buttercup's looks start to go he'll eventually realize that her personality is such that he feels she isn't worth all the trouble he's gone through to get her.]]
* MasterOfAll: He faces a master swordsman, strongman, and trickster, and beats them all.
* MasterSwordsman: Can fight Montoya to a standstill.
* NamesToRunAwayFromReallyFast: [[spoiler:[[TheDreaded The Dread Pirate Roberts]].]]
* NervesOfSteel: Absolutely nothing phases him. He takes on the most dangerous challenges with almost superhuman equanimity.
* OnlyMostlyDead: The TropeNamer! In his case, it was because he hadn't been dead for very long.
* PaperThinDisguise: Westley <-> Dread Pirate Roberts. It's amazing Buttercup takes so long to realize it. It also qualifies as ClarkKenting, although the book depicts him wearing a more complete disguise. Also, Buttercup had no reason to expect Westley to be alive, so she wasn't looking for him.
* PassingTheTorch: [[spoiler:In the film, Westley asks Inigo if he's ever considered piracy, implying that he will pass on the title of Dread Pirate Roberts to be with Buttercup.]]
* ThePiratesWhoDontDoAnything: Mostly due to the reputation of the Dread Pirate Roberts, when merchants realize he is approaching, they give up immediately, sparing Westley from the fight.
* PrettyBoy: Oh yes. Cary Elwes is ''decidedly'' hot as Westley, especially compared to his later roles in Liar Liar and Twister, where he plays goofy/jerkass characters respectively.
* PunctuatedForEmphasis: As he puts it:
--> "Drop. Your. Sword."
* ResurrectionSickness: [[spoiler:Westley is very weak after taking the Miracle Pill.]]
* ScheherezadeGambit: His relationship [[spoiler: with the previous Dread Pirate Roberts.]]
* TheScream: [[spoiler: He screams while in Count Rugen's Machine. Inigo and Fezzik find him because of it.]]
* SecretTest: The Man in Black doesn't reveal his true identity to Buttercup after he rescues her in hopes of finding out whether she still loves him.
* SomethingOnlyTheyWouldSay: "As you wish," meaning "I love you." Former TropeNamer.
* TakeNoPrisoners: The Dread Pirate Roberts is known for leaving no survivors.
* ToThePain: [[RuleOfThree Trope Namer]]
-->'''Westley''': To the pain means that the first thing you lose will be your feet below the ankles. Then your hands at the wrists, next your nose… The next thing you lose will be your left eye, followed by your right… Your ears you keep, and I'll tell you why: so that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish; every babe that weeps at your approach; every woman who cries out, "Dear God! What is that thing?" will echo in your perfect ears. That is what "to the pain" means; it means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery, forever.
* UnableToSupportAWife: Why Westley went to seek his fortune.
* WhamLine: "[[SomethingOnlyTheyWouldSay As you wish]]" while falling down the hillside.
* YouFightLikeACow: The famous Inigo/Westley duel, but with compliments and discussion of swordfighting tactics instead of insults. (In most DVD editions, that chapter is titled "The Chatty Duelists.")

[[caption-width-right:350:Portrayed by Creator/RobinWright]]

A beautiful girl who is selected to marry the prince. She is adored by the people and is willing to go through with the marriage, but is kidnapped at the start of the story.

* ArrangedMarriage: To Prince Humperdinck, though it's one he arranges himself.
* TheBigDamnKiss: "Since the invention of the kiss there have been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the most pure. This one left them all behind. The End." Made ironic when the kid insists on skipping or editing all the kissy stuff at first but starts enjoying it by the end.
* CatapultNightmare: In the movie, after she's heckled by the Ancient Booer.
* CuffsOffRubWrists: After being untied by Westley when rescued from Vizzini.
* DamselInDistress: She's especially useless in the fight with the ROUS. C'mon, swing that branch, don't just jab with it like a pool cue! Or pick up Westley's sword, or ''something''.
* DreamingTheTruth: Or rather, dreaming the truth of her guilty conscience via the Ancient Booer.
* DumbassHasAPoint: Buttercup has her moments in the book. Like when she reasons to herself that while it's not ''right'' to marry someone she doesn't love it's not ''wrong'' either, since it's not hurting anyone (that she knows of) and it's not like she has anything else to live for while she waits to die to rejoin Westley anyway. She also tells Vizzini that his brilliant plan to use his blood to whip the sharks into a frenzy wasn't exactly hard to come up with.
* DumbBlonde: Her hair is golden as the sun, but she's not exactly the brightest bulb in the box. Taken UpToEleven in the book, where she borders on IdiotBall.
* EverythingsBetterWithPrincesses: Buttercup gets promoted to princess, because she was born a commoner but Humperdinck wants to marry her. The book explains how she had to attend royalty school for three years, and was given the title of Princess of Hammersmith (which was part of the Florinese property but nobody ever paid attention to it) because the Prince couldn't marry a commoner.
* FairytaleWeddingDress: The wedding dress she wears in the third act, as she's about to marry Prince Humperdinck.
* GiverOfLameNames: In the book, she names her [[ADogNamedDog horse "Horse,"]] and calls her parents' farm boy "Farm Boy."
* GreenEyedEpiphany: In the book, the reason she realizes her love for Westley is because the Countess Rugen has the visible hots for him.
* HairOfGoldHeartOfGold: Blonde hair, and a pretty decent person.
* IceQueen: She flip-flops between this and DefrostingIceQueen throughout the book: In the beginning she was an IceQueen, then defrosts after she realizes her love for Westley. She freezes up again after Westley's reported demise, then defrosts after realizing that [[SomethingOnlyTheyWouldSay he's still alive]].
* InformedAttractiveness: Regarding the movie: Princess Buttercup is considered the "most beautiful woman in the world" in-universe.
* JobTitle: Her precise function in the story, at least as far as Humperdinck is concerned, is to be a princess and a bride. [[spoiler:And a murder victim.]]
* KirkSummation: When Humperdinck reveals that he never sent any ships to find Westly she points out how his plan will fail because their love will prevail and that he is a DirtyCoward.
* LadyAndKnight: After a fashion with Westley, even through she's not really a lady, and he's not really a knight
* TheMourningAfter: Played with. While Buttercup is deeply grieved by the news of Westley's "murder" and holds to her vow never to love again, she does get engaged to another man. However, it is an [[ArrangedMarriage arranged]] and loveless engagement that the film implies (and the book confirms) she had no real say in.
* MarryForLove: Her eventual fate with Westley. She clearly has no interest whatsoever in marrying for power and status, much less with someone like Humperdinck.
* NeutralFemale: Buttercup is hilariously useless, at least until the end (of the book) when she manages to drive off the Brute squad by using her (false) authority as the Queen.
* ObliviousToLove: To Wesley, natch. This is made more obvious in the book, where he has to spell it out for her, whereas in the film she eventually realized it on her own. Also, in the book all the boys in the village fell in love with her as she neared that "most beautiful woman in the world" mark, so she was terribly annoyed when all those ridiculous girls in the village accused her of "stealing all the boys."
* OnlyOneName: Like almost every one else, with a [[MyNameIsInigoMontoya notable exception.]]
* ThePigPen: In the book, believe it or not. Before Westley left to seek his fortune across the sea, Buttercup almost never bathed or washed her hair, so an eternal layer of dirt, grime, and stink covered her. When she asks her parents how she can look her best for Westley when he returns, they instantly suggest a bath (something they'd been badgering her about for years). She's officially kicked of this habit when she goes into the three-year princess training from Humperdink.
* PressurePoint: Fezzik uses a Vulcan Nerve Pinch on Buttercup. In the book Vizzini does it.
* ThePowerOfLove
-->'''Buttercup''': You can't hurt me. Westley and I are joined by the bonds of love. And you cannot track that, not with a thousand bloodhounds. And you cannot break it, not with a thousand swords. And when I say you are a coward, that is only because you are the slimiest weakling ever to crawl the earth.
** Played with in the wedding scene, where [[spoiler:she fully expects that the PowerOfLove will cause Wesley to '''magically''' appear in the nick of time to stop her wedding--despite all the walls, gates, and guards--but he doesn't come. She has a HeroicBSOD over the fact that "he didn't come," and is almost DrivenToSuicide until Wesley lets her know that since she didn't say "I do," it never happened.]]
* QuicksandSucks: Ends up in quicksand during her trek through the swamp. It doesn't last long.
* RagsToRoyalty: From a farm girl to almost marrying the prince of the land.
* TheReasonYouSuckSpeech: Tells Prince Humperdinck he's a prick in brutal fashion. Unfortunately, all it ends up with is Humperdinck going down to Rugen's Pit Of Despair and attempting to painfully kill Westley out of spite.
* ShutUpHannibal: Buttercup actually gets two moments, one in the book and one in the film.
** In the book, after Buttercup jumps out of the boat to swim away from her kidnappers, Vizzini threatens to pour his blood into the water to excite the sharks into attacking her. After she's returned, he gloats endlessly about his genius plan. Eventually she has enough and snaps at him that it doesn't exactly take genius intellect to come up with ''that'' plan.
** PlayedForDrama in the film, when Buttercup finally has enough of "The Dread Pirate Roberts" heckling her about her ArrangedMarriage to Prince Humperdink.
-->'''"Dread Pirate Roberts:''' Now tell me truly: when you found out [your love] was dead, did you get engaged to your prince in the same hour, or did you wait a whole week out of respect for the dead?\\
'''Buttercup:''' You mocked me once, never do it again! I DIED THAT DAY!
* SoBeautifulItsACurse:
** Her beauty is enough to get her promoted to future queen, except the Prince threatens to kill her if she refuses. And he's planning to kill her anyway. In fact, if she were slightly less beautiful, the whole conflict wouldn't have happened.
** Slightly averted in the book, where he originally had every intention of going through with the marriage, until he came up with the plot to frame Guilder. He specifically says to Count Rugen that he wants a wife who is so insanely beautiful that the whole world will be jealous, which is why Rugen shows him Buttercup in the first place.
* ThreateningShark: In the book, Buttercup tries to swim away from Vizzini, so he excites the sharks. In the movie, it was changed to the shrieking eels.
* UglyGuysHotDaughter: Both of Buttercup's parents (who are not in the movie) are hilariously ugly. Lampshaded when it's said they don't know ''how'' they managed to produce such a beautiful child.
* UnkemptBeauty: Hinted at in the film's opening. In the book it's much more explicit, as before Westley left she had not yet gotten into the habit of things like bathing or combing her hair, so her beauty shined through despite (and later because of) her tangled hair and messy appearance.
* WorldsMostBeautifulWoman: The book even explains ''how'' she became the world's most beautiful woman, as well as what happened to the previous titleholders.

!!Inigo Montoya
[[caption-width-right:300:Portrayed by Creator/MandyPatinkin]]

-->''"Without a word, the six-fingered man slashed him through the heart. I loved my father. So naturally, I challenged his murderer to a duel. I failed. The six-fingered man leave me alive... but he gave me these."'' [points to scars on cheeks] ''"I was 11 years old. When I was strong enough, I dedicated my life to the study of fencing. So, the next time we meet, I will not fail. I will go up to the six-fingered man and say, 'Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.' "''
--->--'''Inigo Montoya'''

A master swordsman working as a mercenary while searching for the six-fingered man who killed his father.

* TheAlcoholic: After being bested by Westley, but he gets better. He was also one before Vizzini found him, having gotten depressed due to lack of worthy opponents and his inability to find Count Rugen.
* AndThenWhat: After killing Count Rugen at the end of the film, he remarks that, having been in pursuit of revenge for so long, he doesn't know what to do with his life now. Westley proposes that he take up piracy.
* BadassSpaniard: One of the most FAMOUS examples and badass in every way.
* BadLiar: Parodied and subverted at Miracle Max's, where he tries (badly) to convince Max to work a miracle for cheap with a noble lie, [[CassandraTruth only for Max not to believe him when he tells the truth]].
-->'''Inigo:''' (''Unable to keep a straight face'') Oh, this is noble, sir. His wife is... crippled. And his children are on the brink of starvation.\\
'''Max:''' Boy, are ''you'' a rotten liar!\\
'''Inigo:''' (''Emphatically'') I need him to avenge my father, murdered these past twenty years!\\
'''Max:''' Your first story was better.
* BestServedCold: His revenge against the six-fingered Count Rugen for [[YouKilledMyFather killing his father]].
* CatchPhrase: "JustForFun/{{Hello}}. MyNameIsInigoMontoya. YouKilledMyFather. PrepareToDie." He in fact named two of those, and was the TropeCodifier for the latter.
* CoolSword: A rapier. It was made for Count Rugen.
* CripplingOverspecialization: A lot of life skills like simple arithmetic are lost on Inigo, causing him to act rather brainless at times. The only things he really knows how to do are swordfight and hunt for revenge. Oh, and drink.
* DashingHispanic: So dashing, he's the trope picture.
* {{Determinator}}: During the duel with Count Rugen, he's stabbed multiple times, including in his arm muscles. After a HeroicSecondWind, not only does he not slow down, he fights even better than before. In the book he then collapsed during their escape when the adrenaline wore off.
* DuelingScar: Inigo Montoya has two scars down his cheeks, which is understandable, given his career as a swordfighter. They are later revealed to be a humiliation inflicted upon him at the age of eleven after the first time he tried to avenge his father's murder by Count Rugen.
* ExcuseMeComingThrough:
--> '''Inigo''': Excuse me… excuse me… Fezzik, please?\\
'''Fezzik''': EVERYBODY ''MOVE''!\\
'''Crowd''': ''[clears a path]''\\
'''Inigo''': Thank you.
* FaceDeathWithDignity: When Westley defeats him, he initially thinks he is going to be killed and becomes very calm--his only request being a quick death. Luckily for him, Westley is even more good and honorable than he is and rebuffs the very idea of doing so.
* GoodScarsEvilScars: Has classic good scars in the parallel slashes Rugen gave him to the face.
* HeelFaceTurn: Though he was never much of a heel to begin with. He turns from a PunchClockVillain to a full-fledged hero after Vizzini is out of the picture.
* HeroicSecondWind: He's not going down that easily, Rugen.
* HeterosexualLifePartners: He's one with Fezzik.
* IAmNotLeftHanded: TropeNamer. He uses his left hand to fight against The Man in Black. Backfires when it turns out the man in black isn't left-handed either.
* IGaveMyWord: Played straight with Westley on the Cliffs of Insanity. He initially swears that he will get Westley up to the top alive on his honor as a Spaniard. Westley says that's no good. Then he then swears on his father's soul, and Westley believes him.
-->'''Inigo''': I could give you my word as a Spaniard.\\
'''Westley''': No good. I've known too many Spaniards.\\
'''Inigo''': I swear on the soul of my father, Domingo Montoya, you will reach the top alive.\\
'''Westley''': Throw me the rope.
* ItsPersonal: He's out to exact revenge on Rugen, the man who killed his father Domingo.
* TheLancer: Serves as second-in-command and contrast to Vizzini at first, then to Westley.
* MasterSwordsman: Only Westley can equal him in swordsmanship.
* MinionWithAnFInEvil: He's ordered by Vizzini to kill the man in black. Inigo tries to do this by… throwing his opponent a rope to scale the cliff, let him catch his breath, and even have a friendly chat before they fight.
* MusclesAreMeaningless: Somehow this thin, lithe fencing master is strong enough to push 400+ pounds of Fezzik in a wheelbarrow while carrying Westley on his back.
* NotWhatISignedOnFor: He was never clued in that the plan involved ''murdering'' Buttercup -- he just thought they were abducting her. He expresses misgivings at the idea, and later helps rescue her.
* OneManArmy: Humperdinck's four elite guards didn't have a chance the second he appeared.
* ParentalAbandonment: His father, Domingo Montoya, was a skilled swordmaker. One day Count Rugen comes to their nice, [[{{Arcadia}} Arcadian]] village demanding a sword for a six-fingered man, offering to pay handsomely for it. Domingo accepts and for a year is either exceedingly happy or horribly depressed over his progress on the sword. When it is finally complete, Rugen comes to claim it, but attempting to pay only a fraction of the previously promised price. Domingo refuses to sell his finest work, crafted over the period of an entire year, for such a large discount, and Rugen kills him for his defiance.
* PayEvilUntoEvil: He ends up killing Rugen, who is TheDragon to Humperdinck and the man responsible for Domingo's death.
* PhysicalScarsPsychologicalScars: Inigo Montoya has a scar on each cheek given to him by the man who killed his father which serves to strengthen his drive for revenge.
* PrecisionFStrike: More of a B-strike, but he delivers one combined with a PreMortemOneLiner when he [[spoiler:kills Rugen]].
-->'''Inigo''': Offer me money.\\
'''Count Rugen''': Yes!\\
'''Inigo''': Power, too, promise me that.\\
'''Count Rugen''': All that I have and more. ''Please...''\\
'''Inigo''': Offer me everything I ask for.\\
'''Count Rugen''': [[FamousLastWords Anything you want...]]\\
'''Inigo''': I want my father back, you son of a bitch!
* PunchClockVillain: He says it in the film--"I just work for Vizzini to pay the bills."
* RealityEnsues: Inigo is basically a walking RealityEnsues trope to the classic "live for revenge" plot. He discovers that it's not easy to find a man when all you have to go on is "the man with six fingers," and it takes over twenty years to find his mark. In that time, he discovers there's no money in pursuing revenge, so he has to work for Vizzini to pay the bills. Also, since his entire sense of self-worth is in his sword skills but he worries that they won't be enough to defeat "the man with six fingers," he becomes TheAlcoholic to keep his confidence up. Finally, after he manages to kill Rugen he realizes [[AndThenWhat he doesn't know what to do with his life now that it's over]].
-->'''Westley:''' And you've done nothing but study swordplay?\\
'''Inigo:''' ''[{{Beat}}]'' Well, pursued more than study lately. You see: I cannot find him. It's been twenty years, and I'm starting to lose confidence. I just work for Vizzini to pay the bills. There's not a lot of money in revenge.
* RoaringRampageOfRevenge: He's out for Rugen's blood thanks to the latter killing Domingo years before.
* ScrewTheMoneyIHaveRules: He's really quite an honorable man, though as he puts it, "there's not a lot of money in revenge."
* SoWhatDoWeDoNow: Briefly at the end, he reflects that with Rugen dead, his revenge has been fulfilled and he doesn't really have anything to do with his life now. Westley suggests taking up piracy.
-->'''Inigo''': You know… it's very strange. I have been in the revenge business so long, now that it's over, I don't know what to do with the rest of my life.\\
'''Westley''': Have you ever considered piracy? [[PassingtheTorch You'd make a wonderful Dread Pirate Roberts.]]
* TheSlowWalk: During his final match with Rugen. Justified as he is seriously injured at the time.
* SpellMyNameWithAnS: "Inigo" is the English variant of the Spanish name "Íñigo," so some fans end up using the latter.
* {{Spexico}}: His movie incarnation seems to be going for this.
* TranquilFury: He alternates between tranquil fury and [[LargeHam loud aggression]] during his fight against Rugen, culminating in a chillingly deadpan delivery of his PreMortemOneLiner.
-->'''Inigo''': I want my father back, you son of a bitch.
* {{Troperiffic}}: Look at the number of tropes he ''names''! He may well hold a record.
* VillainousBreakdown: A minor example--during his duel with Westley, after they both stop holding back, Inigo noticeably starts losing control of the duel. The more Westley outperforms him, the less reserved and more desperate Inigo becomes, until he's frantically slashing inanely in a mad bid to hit him. On the other hand, [[FaceDeathWithDignity he calms down immediately]] [[spoiler: once Westley disarms him.]]
* WallSlump: During his final match with Rugen, after he's repeatedly injured.
* WhatTheHellIsThatAccent: Manny Patinkin is the only actor in the film to match their character's action to their origin. His ''gloriously'' bad and [[LargeHam over-the-top]] Spanish accent becomes a major part of the film's charm.
* WorthyOpponent: Westley. The feeling ends up mutual.
* YouFightLikeACow: The famous Inigo/Westley duel, but with compliments and discussion of swordfighting tactics instead of insults. (In most DVD editions, that chapter is titled "The Chatty Duelists.")
* YouKeepUsingThatWord: TropeNamer when Vizzini says "Inconceivable!" when Westley evades Vizzini's attempt to make him fall from the Cliffs of Insanity.
-->'''Vizzini''': He didn't fall?! Inconceivable!\\
'''Inigo''': You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

[[caption-width-right:350:Portrayed by Wrestling/AndreTheGiant]]

-->'''Inigo''': That Vizzini, he can fuss.\\
'''Fezzik''': Fuss, fuss... I think he like to scream at [[RhymesOnADime us]].\\
'''Inigo''': Probably, he means no harm.\\
'''Fezzik''': He's really very short on [[RhymesOnADime charm]].\\
'''Inigo''': You have a great gift for rhyme.\\
'''Fezzik''': Yes, yes, some of the [[RhymesOnADime time]].

A friendly giant mercenary who has worked with Inigo in the past.

* BadassBaritone: Wrestling/AndreTheGiant plays him with a deep, booming voice, which he uses to great effect to imtimidate the soldiers in front of the castle.
* TheBigGuy: He is a large man who uses his strength to kick ass when he needs to.
--> '''Fezzik''': It's not my fault I'm the biggest and the strongest. I don't even exercise.
* BlackCloak: Wears one as part of his "Dread Pirate Roberts" disguise
* CripplingOverspecialization: He's used to fighting multiple people at once, so he loses fast to a single, skilled fighter. He himself [[LampshadeHanging lampshades]] it.
* DumbMuscle: Subverted. While not intelligent enough to be a GeniusBruiser, Fezzik is pretty clever when the situation calls for it.
* ElmuhFuddSyndwome: He has a tendency to replace his r's with w's.
* ExactlyWhatIAimedAt: He deliberately throws his first rock ahead of Wesley (with enough force to shatter it even) for two reasons: 1) to reveal himself and offer the option to LetsFightLikeGentlemen and 2) to show Wesley he's fast and strong enough with a rock that if he really wanted to kill him, [[IfIWantedYouDead he could easily end the fight in an instant]].
* GentleGiant: To his friends, anyway. As strong as he is, he'd prefer not to fight at all.
* GivingSomeoneThePointerFinger: While intimidating the soldiers.
--> '''Fezzik''': My men are here, I am here, but you ''[points]'' will not be here.
* HeelFaceTurn: Fezzik was never much of a heel, but after Westley spares him, Fezzik goes the extra mile to help Westley.
* HeterosexualLifePartners: He and Inigo are more or less inseparable, clearly the best of friends and trusted comrades when times get tough.
* IfIWantedYouDead: Tells Wesley he "didn't have to miss" his sneak attack if he really wanted him dead, and Wesley believes him after seeing how that sizeable rock ''shattered to pieces'' on impact.
* LetsFightLikeGentlemen: Forgoes Vizzini's underhanded ambush tactics for a straight up wrestling match with Westley. Westley's still grossly outmatched (presumably only winning because Fezzik ''also'' didn't bother going for an immediate bear hug to counter his), but it's the thought that counts.
* MinionWithAnFInEvil: Like Inigo, he's only really working for Vizzini for money. He even decides to not go for the easy kill on Westley, since it's "not very sportsmanlike."
* NotEvenBotheringWithTheAccent: He's supposed to be Turkish. Wrestling/AndreTheGiant doesn't even pretend to speak in a Turkish accent in the movie and uses his natural French accent.
* NotWhatISignedOnFor: He agreed to help abduct Buttercup, but he wasn't told Vizzini was going to ''kill'' her. He's openly dismayed at the idea, and later does a HeelFaceTurn.
* ParentalAbandonment: His backstory is never explained in the movie but his parents died of a desert plague while they were in Mongolia.
* PlotPoweredStamina: His arms ''never'' get tired.
* PunchClockVillain: Like Inigo, he works for Vizzini and that's the only reason he's a bad guy. The book explains that he takes the job because it means he won't be alone anymore.
* RhymesOnADime: Fezzik is ''very'' fond of doing this.
--> '''Vizzini''': No more rhymes, now, I mean it!\\
'''Fezzik''': Does anybody want a peanut?
* SmarterThanYouLook: Fezzik doesn't show it much, but he is able to annoy Vizzini with expert wordplay in his rhymes and is very resourceful. He provides the cloak needed to disguise himself as the Dread Pirate Roberts. Plus he explains ConservationOfNinjutsu to the Man in Black during their fight. He seems to be actually smarter than Inigo, whose obsession with revenge causes him to often make dumb decisions.
* ScarecrowSolution: "The Dread Pirate Roberts" rig that Fezzik wears. The Dread Pirate Roberts is a legendary figure who has been passed from person to person through the years. At the end, Fezzik dresses up and claims to be the "Dwead Piwate Woberts" to scare the castle guards.

[[caption-width-right:325:Portrayed by Creator/WallaceShawn]]

-->''"You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders--the most famous of which is never get involved in a land war in Asia--but only slightly less well-known is this: Never go against a Sicilian when '''death''' is on the line!"''

The diabolical mastermind behind the kidnapping of Princess Buttercup. Still a mercenary, however.

* AbledInTheAdaptation: He's not a hunchback in the film.
* BadassBoast: He's given a rather impressive one in the book in lieu of the PlatoIsAMoron example in the movie.
-->'''Man in Black''': You are that smart?\\
'''Vizzini''': There are no words to contain all my wisdom. I am so cunning, crafty and clever, so filled with deceit, guile and chicanery, such a knave, so shrewd, cagey as well as calculating, as diabolical as I am vulpine, as tricky as I am untrustworthy… well, I told you there were not words invented yet to explain how great my brain is, but let me put it this way: the world is several million years old and several billion people have at one time or another trod upon it, but I, Vizzini the Sicilian, am, speaking with pure candor and modesty, the slickest, sleekest, sliest and wiliest fellow who has yet come down the pike.
** PlatoIsAMoron:
-->'''Vizzini''': Let me put it this way--have you ever heard of Creator/{{Plato}}? Creator/{{Aristotle}}? Creator/{{Socrates}}?\\
'''Man in Black''': Yes?\\
'''Vizzini''': [[TropeNamer Morons.]]
* BaldOfEvil: He has the least hair among him, Inigo and Fezzik and the most evil of all three.
* BigBadWannabe: He's set up as a decoy BigBad after he kidnaps Buttercup, but the Man in Black kills him by tricking him into drinking poison about a minute after meeting him to make way for the true Big Bad and [[TheManBehindTheMan the man behind him]], Prince Humperdinck.
* BookDumb: In the book, he states that he has not had the schooling of some, though he is very clever and dangerous.
* CatchPhrase: Inconceivable!
* CharacterExaggeration: In the book, he's an InsufferableGenius. The film, however, just makes him insufferable [[KnowNothingKnowItAll without really touching on the whole "genius" part.]]
* DieLaughing: After being tricked to drinking the poison, Vizzini does manage to get a good laugh before he dies.
* DiscOneFinalBoss: His plot to abduct and murder Buttercup make him the BigBad (or at least TheHeavy) of the earlier stages of the story. Once he's defeated, his employer and the true BigBad, Prince Humperdinck, assumes the mantle proper.
* EvilCripple: In the books, where he has a hunchback and a lame leg.
* EvilGenius: So he keeps claiming, though his plans are never very complicated, and they all go wrong.
* IDontPayYouToThink: Vizzini hired Fezzik for his strength, not his intelligence.
--> '''Vizzini''': You were not hired for your ''brains''!
* IKnowYouKnowIKnow: While trying to figure out [[PoisonedChaliceSwitcheroo which goblet contains the poison]]. Also, the alternative name for this trope is "Wine in Front of Me", named after this scene.
-->'''Vizzini''': …so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of me! But you would have counted on my thinking that, so I can clearly not choose the wine in front of you!
* InsaneTrollLogic: Uses this in an attempt to distract the Man In Black during their battle of wits. It probably would have worked too if the Man In Black hadn't poisoned both glasses.
* {{Jerkass}}: He doesn't think much of Inigo or Fezzik.
* KnifeNut: Wields a knife, which he uses to cut the rope the Man In Black is climbing after getting off it himself.
* KnowNothingKnowItAll: He claims he's smarter than great philosophers like Plato and Socrates. There is no evidence of this besides him running his mouth. Lampshaded by Inigo.
-->'''Vizzini''': HE DIDN'T FALL? [[CatchPhrase INCONCEIVABLE]]!\\
'''Inigo''': You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
* LargeHam: He goes off the deep end when his plans to kill the Man in Black fail.
* LookBehindYou: Pulls this on the Man in Black in order to switch the goblets.
* TheNapoleon: He's noticeably shorter than both of his hired hitmen.
* NoIndoorVoice: Just about every line out of his mouth is shouting as loudly as possible. Considering he's trying to be stealthy and sneak away with a kidnapped maiden, it's clear how much thought he's put into this.
* NotEvenBotheringWithTheAccent: Is mentioned to be Sicilian in the film, but Wallace Shawn uses his natural New York accent.
* OhCrap: He has a moment of shock when he sees the Man in Black pursuing them and when his plans to kill him don't work out well.
* OutGambitted: Former TropeNamer. He thinks switching glasses when the Man in Black's back is turned and then waiting until the Man in Black drinks first (thus seemingly confirming the poison was in his own glass the whole time) will net him his victory. Not only does this end up killing him anyways, he never had a chance, since both glasses were poisoned.
-->'''Man In Black''': You guessed wrong.\\
'''Vizzini''': You only ''think'' I guessed wrong. That's what's so funny! I [[PoisonedChaliceSwitcheroo switched glasses when your back was turned]]! Haha, YouFool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous is "never get involved in a land war in Asia," but only slightly less well-known is this: Never go in against a Sicilian WHEN DEATH IS ON THE LINE! [[LaughingMad AHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-]] [[spoiler:([[DieLaughing falls over and dies]])]].
* PoisonedChaliceSwitcheroo: [[spoiler:Not that it does him any good]].
* SmallNameBigEgo: Let's face it, he's not nearly as smart as he thinks he is. He's given a bit more respect in the book, though, as Westley fully acknowledges how dangerous he is.
* SmugSnake: All he has is his brain and his loud mouth. He at least puts the latter to good use.
* {{Telepathy}}: In the book, Buttercup thinks he has this ability after he finishes her thoughts before she does. However, he admits this isn't true. He merely predicts the truth using logic and wisdom.
* ThisCannotBe: He is fond of the word "inconceivable" to explain things that should not go wrong but inevitably do.
* TooCleverByHalf: Ultimately his FatalFlaw. He's a clever mastermind, but his arrogance sometimes drives him to act like he is.
* VillainousBreakdown: The Man In Black's pursuit sends him right off his rocker, especially in the book, albeit not so very long after the reader ''meets'' him in the first place. (That said, he claims that it's been ''years'' since someone challenged his mind, and there's a general indication that Vizzini is legitimately used to his plans going off without a hitch.)
* YouFool: Yells this to the Man In Black during his EvilGloating when he thinks he's won the game. [[spoiler:There certainly was a fool, but it wasn't the Man in Black]].

!!Prince Humperdinck
[[caption-width-right:340:Portrayed by Chris Sarandon]]

-->''"Tyrone, you know how much I love watching you work, but I've got my country's 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder and Guilder to frame for it; I'm swamped."''
--->--'''Prince Humperdinck'''

The prince of the kingdom of Florin, and Buttercup's husband-to-be.

* AdaptationalAttractiveness: In the book, he's ridiculously muscular, to the point of looking grotesque. Played by the very handsome Chris Sarandon in the movie, though Westley still calls him ugly, both to his face and to Buttercup.
* AdaptationalWimp: In the book, he's a hulking bruiser who kills apes with his bare hands. In the film, he's described as an outstanding tracker, but his physical abilities are never mentioned, and he has a normal build.
* AmbiguouslyGay: Prince Humperdinck is the only character not swayed by Buttercup's beauty. [[spoiler: He just views her as a political tool to convince his country to go to war to avenge her death.]]
* AndNowYouMustMarryMe: The ScarpiaUltimatum version.
* AristocratsAreEvil: He's not even trying to hide his schemes from anyone.
* BigBad: He's planning on marrying Buttercup so he can murder her and go to war. He's also behind her kidnapping that lasts a big part of the story.
* TheChessmaster: What he seems to be going for, but he never quite hacks it. His plan is ingenious enough, but he loses control of it rather quickly.
* DirtyCoward: He's such a coward that Westley decides that simply letting him live the rest of his life as one is [[CruelMercy a far worse punishment than killing him]].
* TheEvilPrince: He's a textbook example, straight out of Machiavelli.
* FatBastard: Only in the novel, though he isn't fat so much as he is stocky. The first we see of him in the book he's wrestling an orangutan and ''breaking its neck''.
* FauxAffablyEvil: As polite as he is, it just makes him seem like more of a prick.
* GreatWhiteHunter: More prevalent in the book than the movie, but even in the movie, Buttercup notes that "he can track a falcon on a cloudy day." He also deduces the nature and outcome of the duel between Westley and Inigo by examining their footprints.
* {{Jerkass}}: In the book, he's described that at his best, he's little worse than a man and that at his worst, he's little better than a beast.
* KarmaHoudini: As the Grandfather points out halfway through the film, Humperdinck lives. [[spoiler:Subverted, as he has to live with the realization that deep down, he is a DirtyCoward and will always be one. To Humperdinck, a man obsessed with hunting and war, this is a FateWorseThanDeath.]]
* KingpinInHisGym: In the book, we first see him wrestling with an ape.
* TheManBehindTheMan: [[spoiler: He hired Vizzini to kidnap and kill Buttercup.]]
* PrinceCharmless: He hasn't the slightest bit of tact or subtlety to him, even to the woman he wants.
* ProperlyParanoid: "I believe everything to be a trap. It's the reason I'm still alive."
* RomanticFalseLead: Everyone except Count Rugen genuinely believes that he's in love with his bride-to-be.
* ScarilyCompetentTracker: He manages to deduce some wine had iocane powder in it, despite it being odorless and tasteless. How he found out is anyone's guess. In the book it's explained he deduced as such ''because'' it was odorless and tasteless.
-->'''Humperdinck''': I know of nothing else that kills so silently.
* SuccessionCrisis: In the book, the whole thing gets started when Prince Humperdinck learns that his father is dying and he has to marry to produce an heir. [[spoiler: FALSE.]]
* VillainousBreakdown: When Buttercup gives him a KirkSummation he locks her up and then [[spoiler: immediately goes and kills Westly.]]
* VillainousCrush: Subverted. While he does acknowledge Buttercup's great beauty, he only plans to marry her so that he can fulfill his dynastic obligations and get an ego boost from having snagged an ''extremely'' attractive woman. [[spoiler:Subverted even further when it's revealed that he plans to have her killed and frame Guilder for it so he can have an excuse to go to war]].
* VillainousFriendship: Type I with Count Rugen. Jerks though they might be, they're pretty genuinely friendly, being (possible) family and all.
* WickedStepmother: Subverted. His stepmother is actually quite nice, it's just that [[GenreSavvy he grew up reading fairytales with wicked stepmothers]] and as such refers to her as "Evil Stepmother" ("E.S." for short), a term of endearment between them.

!!Count Tyrone Rugen
[[caption-width-right:350:Portrayed by Creator/ChristopherGuest]]

A six-fingered man who is both Humperdinck's most valuable ally and closest friend.

* AristocratsAreEvil: He's an aristocrat and a bad guy.
* BeardOfEvil: In contrast to the clean-shaven Humperdinck, he has a chin strap and a mustache.
* BerserkButton: In the movie, it seems that mentioning his extra finger is a touchy subject, considering that he hits Wesley over the head when he mentions it.
* CharacterDeath: He gets stabbed to death by Inigo towards the end of the story.
* CombatPragmatist: He starts to assume a dueling pose when Inigo confronts him--then he runs away and ambushes him with a knife-throw once Inigo finds him. (It doesn't do him any good, in the end.)
* CreepyMonotone: His default way of speaking. Except in his duel with Inigo, especially once he starts losing.
* DeadpanSnarker: Towards the completely oblivious Humperdinck.
* DirtyCoward: When Inigo finally confronts him, he at first raises his sword to fight… then turns and runs away. When Inigo catches up, he ambushes him with a throwing knife. This is more justified in the book; the four swordsmen Inigo cut through in seconds are explained to all be master swordsmen themselves there (while in the movie they seem to just be mooks) so he knows a fair fight would effectively be suicide.
* TheDragon: He serves as this to Humperdinck.
* EvenEvilHasStandards: He is a sadist that actually likes to document the reactions his victims have when they are being tortured by The Machine (this is for posterity), but he was horrified when Humperdinck turned The Machine up to 50 (when even [[{{Sadist}} Rugen]] said he would turn it to 5 ''at max'') when it was Westley's turn. This is then subverted, however, as he quickly calms down and seems to serenely analyze Westley's reaction.
* FamousLastWords: He says "Anything you want!" before he gets stabbed to death by Inigo.
* FauxAffablyEvil: His politeness is to mask his evil and vicious personality.
* GoodScarsEvilScars: He has evil scars. Inigo eventually repays him for the good scars, too.
* {{Irony}}: He ends up scarring Inigo after he kills Domingo. At the end of the film, Inigo repays the favor to Rugen.
* MadScientist: He has a torture device set up, purely "for science."
* NeverSayThatAgain: To Inigo after the latter repeats his [[MyNameIsInigoMontoya Catc]][[YouKilledMyFather h Phr]][[PrepareToDie ase]] one too many times.
* NotSoStoic: The first time he raises his voice is when Humperdinck slams the torture suction device to its highest setting.
-->'''Rugen''': NOT TO FIFTY!!
* PsychoForHire: Works part-time as Humperdinck's TortureTechnician, a job he takes to with a level of satisfaction that can only be called psychotic.
* RedRightHand: He has six fingers on one of his hands. Explored when he first commissions Inigo's father, Domingo Montoya, who is quickly fascinated by all the implications of a six-fingered swordsman and what he'd require in his sword.
* RoboticTortureDevice: The inventor of The Machine, which he claims can suck years of your life away. To this end, he callously uses Westley as a guinea pig.
* TheSociopath: He has zero empathy for anyone, and expresses nothing but detached, professional interest while torturing people.
* SoftSpokenSadist: His manner vaguely resembles Hannibal Lecter: he's very polite and never raises his voice, but he's a dangerously insane man who tortures people as a hobby.
* TortureTechnician: He's something of a self-taught expert on the subject, inventing several torture devices and even writing a book on the subject.
* VillainousBreakdown: As Inigo refuses to die, and slowly gains the upper hand on Rugen in their duel, Rugen first becomes shaken, then demands that Inigo "Stop saying that!"
* VillainousFriendship: Type I with Prince Humperdinck.

[[folder:Max & Valerie]]
!!Miracle Max and his wife Valerie
[[caption-width-right:350:Portrayed by Billy Crystal & Carol Kane]]

-->''"Sonny, true love is the greatest thing, in the world--except for a nice MLT, mutton, lettuce and tomato sandwich, where the mutton is nice and lean and the tomato is ripe--they're so perky, I love that."''
--->--'''Miracle Max'''

The Miracle Man who works as a healer, and his wife who makes him actually work.
* AddedAlliterativeAppeal: '''M'''iracle '''M'''ax, or '''M'''ax the '''M'''iracle '''M'''an.
* AlchemyIsMagic: It's never outright called "alchemy", but he does practice some sort of strange medieval chemistry that works a lot like magic. He's even called a magician.
* AmbiguouslyJewish: Described by Billy Crystal (Max) as a pair of "Jewish trolls". {{Lampshaded|Trope}} in the novel.
-->''And so here the point is, if Max and Valerie sound Jewish, why shouldn't they? You think a guy named [[LiteraryAgentHypothesis Simon Morgenstern]] was Irish Catholic? Funny thing--[[WriteWhoYouKnow Morgenstern's folks were named Max and Valerie and his father was a doctor]].''
* BerserkButton: Mentioning Prince Humperdinck's name will drive Max up the wall. Not that his wife cares. Also inverted to convince him to help:
-->'''Max''': Wait, wait-- I make him better, Humperdinck suffers?
-->'''Inigo''': Humiliations galore.
-->'''Max''': ''That'' is a noble cause! Gimme the sixty-five, I'm on the job!
%%* CoolOldGuy: Max.
%%* CoolOldLady: Valerie.
* HappilyMarried: Not so obvious in the movie, but the book implies as much--for example, explaining that when Max calls Valerie "witch" it's in fact a term of endearment and part of their whole act.
--> '''Valerie''': I'm not a witch! I'm your wife!
* HenpeckedHusband: Max.
--> '''Valerie''': LIAR! LIAR! LIIAAAAR!
* LikeAnOldMarriedCouple: Well… they ''are'' an old married couple but even still, all their dialog to each other is in this vein.

[[folder:The Albino]]
!!The Albino
[[caption-width-right:350:Portrayed by [[Series/AlasSmithAndJones Mel Smith]] ]]

Rugen's assistant.
* EvenEvilHasStandards: When The Machine is turned up to 50, his normally calm expression becomes one of horror.
* EvilAlbino: He's an albino and works for Count Rugen.
* EvilSoundsRaspy: Parodied. He says his first line with an extreme rasp… then he clears his throat and speaks with a clear voice and a slight cockney accent for the rest of the film.
* TheIgor: Deformity, creepy but not totally evil, assistant to a mad scientist, check-check-check.
* PunchClockVillain: He seems to enjoy (or at least accept) his job in the film a little more, though. In the book he's very timid and feels deeply sorry for Westley, offering to [[MercyKill poison him to put him out of his misery]].
* TheStoic: He barely says anything in the book at first, responding to most of Westley's questions with a shrug.
* UltimateJobSecurity: When he offers poison to Westley to spare him from the pain of the machine in the book, he points out that only he is capable of tending to the animals in the Zoo of Death, and that no harm would come to him for his transgression.
* WhatHappenedToTheMouse: He's not seen after Fezzik knocks him out.

!!The Impressive Clergyman
[[caption-width-right:250:Portrayed by Creator/PeterCook ]]

-->''"Mawage. Mawage is wot bwings us togeder too-day. Mawage, that bwessed awangment, dat dweam wifin a dweam…"''
--->--'''The Impressive Clergyman'''

The priest who performs the marriage ceremony between Buttercup and Humperdinck.
* ElmuhFuddSyndwome: He replaces his rs with ws, in the form of an ExaggeratedTrope.
* PunchClockVillain: Brought in to carry out the forcible marriage of Buttercup to Humperdinck. It's not clear how much of this he knows about.

[[caption-width-right:330:Portrayed by Malcolm Storry]]

Head of law enforcement in Florin.
* BadassMustache: It connects with his sideburns.
* BlatantLies:
-->'''Westley''': Give us the gate key.\\
'''Yellin''': I have no gate key.\\
'''Inigo''': Fezzik, tear his arms off.\\
'''Yellin''': Oh, you mean ''this'' gate key? ''[holds up gate key]''
** The book couples this with an IronicEcho of Inigo's "I swear on the soul of my father":
-->"I have no key," Yellin replied. "I swear on the grave of my parents; may my mother's soul forever sizzle in torment if I am lying."
* DirtyCoward: Gives up the keys when Inigo tells Fezzik to tear his arms off.
* EvenEvilHasStandards: He's disturbed, as is everyone else, by the screams from the Machine.
* LargeAndInCharge: Noticeably taller than most other characters.
* MookLieutenant: Humperdinck's head of security and doesn't get much more characterization than that.
* NervesOfSteel: He's the only one who stands his ground when Westley, Inigo and Fezzik arrive (Fezzik disguised as the Dread Pirate Roberts). Subverted when he's actually threatened directly and immediately gives up the keys.
* NumberTwo: Since Rugan spends most of his time in the pit of despair Yellin is the one organizing the soldiers for Humperdink.
* PunchClockVillain: He's not evil, despite being technically on Humperdinck's side -- he's just doing his job.
* PuppetKing: In the book, Humperdinck intends to make him ruler of Guilder after he conquers it, as he can't be in two different places at once, and he knows that Rugen wouldn't take the job, being obsessed as he was with the Machine.
* ResignationsNotAccepted: In the book, after Humperdinck warns him of a (nonexistent) plot by Guilder to murder Buttercup, he hands in his resignation after failing to find a shred of evidence. Because Humperdinck still needs Yellin (as shown above in the PuppetKing example), he does not accept his resignation and admits the whole thing is just an excuse to conquer Guilder.

!Outside The Story

!!The Grandson
[[caption-width-right:350:Portrayed by [[Series/TheWonderYears Fred Savage]] ]]

-->''"They’re kissing again. Do we have to read the kissing parts?"'''
--->--'''The Grandson'''

A young boy who is staying home sick, and is read a story from his grandfather.
* HesJustHiding: {{Discussed|Trope}} InUniverse.
-->'''Grandson''': Wait, what did Fezzik mean, "He's dead?" I mean he didn't mean dead. Westley's only faking, right?
* IllBoy: His grandfather comes to read him the story because he's been extremely sick. Not at death's door or anything, but still very sick.
* NoNameGiven: Though if the book's anything to go by, his name is William Goldman, the book's original author.
* SuspiciouslySpecificDenial: After his grandfather tells him that Buttercup doesn't get eaten by eels, he vehemently denies he was nervous about it.
-->'''Grandfather''': She doesn't get eaten by the eel at this time.\\
'''Grandson''': What?\\
'''Grandfather''': The eel doesn't get her. I thought I'd mention that 'cause you looked a bit worried.\\
'''Grandson''': I wasn't worried. ...maybe I was a little bit ''concerned'', but that's not the same thing.

!!The Grandfather
[[caption-width-right:350:Portrayed by [[Series/{{Columbo}} Peter Falk]]]]

-->''"This is a special book. It was the book my father used to read to me when I was sick, and I used to read it to your father. And today I'm gonna read it to you."''
--->--'''The Grandpa'''

The boy's visiting grandfather, who reads him a story to make him feel better while sick.
* CoolOldGuy: Good at storytelling, friendly, and played by Columbo.
* DeadpanSnarker
--> '''Grandfather''': Yes, yes, you're very smart. Shut up.
* NoNameGiven: He's only referred to as the Grandfather.
* TheStoryTeller: He reads the story to his grandson.