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B027: Dustin Royal

Designated Weapon: Yatagan

Conclusion: Mr. Royal should provide some fine viewing. With his melee potential and the long list of girls out for his blood, I can't imagine how he could possibly avoid being drawn into conflict. Let's see some heads roll, Mr. Royal. You know you want to use that sword.

B028: Jimmy Robertson

B028: James "Jimmy" Robertson

Designated Weapon: Naginata

Conclusion: So, who wants to bet that B028 will be able to successfully psychoanalyse the gun-armed player coming at him as a threat before he takes a bullet to the head? Knowing why somebody might attack you will do no good if you can't avoid said attack Mr. Robertson!

B029: David Matson

Designated Weapon: Colt Anaconda (.45) (6 shot cylinder, x30 bullets)

Conclusion: Hm... this one could go either way. I think, though, that that injury may ultimately doom B029. That, and second-guesses get you killed. Still, he has a good gun, and may just be able to do something with it. I can't wait to see how this one does.

B030: Quincy Jones

Designated Weapon: Etch-A-Sketch

Conclusion: AHAHAHAHAHA! Poor, poor dumb muscle. Unless he can find somebody even more stupid than he is, Mr. Jones is dead meat.

B031: Sunil Savarkar

Designated Weapon: Five cans of rice and beans (No Can Opener included)

Conclusion: Well, at least B031 will have a task to occupy him in actually opening his designated "weapon". It should at least keep him occupied for a while. He may be able to make it a little way, but a lack of desire and aptitude for violence means that, in the long run, he's doomed not to make much of a splash. At least the bit where he opens his bag should make some amusing viewing.

B032: Remi Pierce

Designated Weapon: Tanto

Conclusion: Well by all accounts, I think B032 looks like he's going to be a fine addition to this game. He got a good weapon and so long as he doesn't piss off people with guns, he could go far.

Insane Troll Logic: Immediately dies due to collar tampering. His logic? He needs to remove it to allow him to travel through danger zones and win the game. When the collar is what's keeping him beholden to the game. And he's been explicitly briefed that it will detonate if tampered with.

B033: Steven Hunt

Designated Weapon: Cricket Bat

Conclusion: It's great that B32 knows enough about firearms to not shoot himself in the foot, but that little bit of information is irrelevant, seeing as he got a cricket bat! I'd love to see this guy bash someone's brains in with it, but he doesn't appear to be the fighting type. How unfair.

B034: Kevin Warick

Designated Weapon: Length of Steel Pipe

Conclusion: Well I suppose boy 034 could in fact go on for great things, slipping through the cracks and it's not exactly hard to swing a pipe, so he could be interesting, but he could also be totally, totally boring.

B035: JJ Sturn

B035: John Jared "JJ" Sturn

Designated Weapon: Spetsnaz Truncheon

Conclusion: This guy was exactly the sort of person who'd have made a great show, but then he had to go and change his ways. Now he's just one of the island's biggest targets. Still, he's at least got the strength to make use of that truncheon, and there's always the chance that Mr. Sturn will revert to his older, more entertaining self under pressure.

B036: Chris Davidson

Designated Weapon: Taurus Raging Bull [x12 .44s]

Conclusion: I imagine Chris will serve a very important purpose in our game, specifically, he will be the implement by which a student with an actual chance of winning acquires a Taurus handgun.

B037: Everett Taylor

Designated Weapon: Punctured Life Raft

Conclusion: B37, I don't think you need to read a book to realize that your weapon is a representation of your life in Survival of the Fittest: deflated and useless. I guess you could use it to hide under or something until your found and killed? I dunno, I'm not betting much money on B37 here.

B038: Charles Richard Dawson

Designated Weapon: Cleaver

Conclusion: I feel the motivation level of B038 is going to result in him dying realy quickly and someone who actually wants to put some effort into killing people will happily remove his weapon for him. Oh well.

B039: Scott McGregor

Designated Weapon: Ibuprofen

Conclusion: Gosh, another loner? How unheard of! I may need that ibuprofen if this is the haul we've got for v4. I don't see this fairy making it too far, but he could at least entertain us with his best morbid Bob Ross impersonation before B037 either plows him over or devours him whole.

B040: Richard Han

Designated Weapon: Mop

Conclusion: I suppose Mr. Han will be familiar with his weapon, given his kitchen work. In fact, he might even be able to sweep the opposistion away! Ahahahahaha! ... Okay but in seriousness? B040 is a dead man walking. People aren't chess pieces.

B041: Simon Telamon

Designated Weapon: Key to Storage Locker 361

Conclusion: Hmm...I wish I could remember what I put in there. Oh well, unless it's a new leg I don't see it mattering! He's going to find out quickly that the island is not handi-capable...

Take a Third Option: Gets saved by STAR on Day 9.

B042: Brendan Wallace

Designated Weapon: Blow-Up Doll

Conclusion: Huh... well now I'm not sure whether or not Mr. Wallace would have preferred a male doll. Ah well, he'll take what he's given, and what he's given says that even with his ability at keeping quiet, it's just a matter of time for B042!

Take a Third Option: Gets saved by STAR on Day 9.

B043: Omar Burton

Designated Weapon: Whetstone

Conclusion: Damn it all! Another decent contender down in the dust with a joke of a weapon. I do hope Mr. Burton can overcome this disadvantage, but he's not about to overpower anybody. He'll probably just wind up whetting some other player's appetite...

B044: Trent Savage

Designated Weapon: Kanabō

Conclusion: Well well well. Our B044 certainly has the weapon to pull of a few kills, but I wonder if he has the guts? Regardless, one to watch.

B045: Alex Rasputin

B045: Alexander "Alex" Rasputin

Designated Weapon: Metal Baseball Bat

Conclusion: B045 had better hope he shares the resillience of his namesake, because I'm sure he'll find plenty willing to put his durability to the test. With only a bat to defend himself, he might not have much say in the matter either!

B046: Jason Harris

B046: Jason Daniel Harris

Designated Weapon: H&K P11 (Steel darts, one clip x 5 darts)

Conclusion: The H&K P11 will provide boy 046 the perfect opportunity get over his uncertaintly when it comes to the ladies and play Cupid, piercing the heart of the object of his interest. Assuming he has the guts to do it.

B047: Maxwell Lombardi

Designated Weapon: Targe

Conclusion: My advice to Mr. Lombardi is very simple: stay behind that shield and never come out! He may have some brawn and he may have some brains, but they'll not do him any good if he catches a bullet!

Disc-Two Final Boss: Is one of SOTF's most prolific killers, getting thirteen kills total, the most in v4, and the highest total until Hansel Williams in v5.

B048: Milo Taylor

Designated Weapon: Net Gun (+2 nets)

Conclusion: Well, I don't see this one going far. Maybe, with a good weapon, he could have stood a chance, but everyone hates him and he returns the favor. No, there's no hope for this one at all.

B049: Tobias Elwin

B049: Tobias Weston Elwin

Designated Weapon: M15 General Officers (.45 ACP) [x3 magazines (7 round capacity)]

Conclusion: Well, maybe this one actually has a shot. We'll see, but I can certainly see him giving us a show.

B050: Nik Kronwall

B050: Niklas "Nik" Kronwall

Designated Weapon: Colt M1911 (.45) [35x rounds]

Conclusion: B050 is certainly a fine physical specimen, but does he really have the ruthless streak to actually use that gun of his? Fingers crossed, but given our track record with hockey players, I'm not holding my breath...

B051: Roman Jackson

Designated Weapon: Sun Rod (Baton)

Conclusion: Whether or not B051 will be willing to get his hands dirty remains to be seen, but we'll be keeping an eye on this one. It is always the underachievers that surprise you in this game.

Female Students

G026: Rosa Fiametta

G026: Rosalia "Rosa" Fiametta

Designated Weapon: Pair of Walkie Talkies

Conclusion: A triplet! That's unique. Let's hope her siblings come to her aid because walkie talkies surely won't... Unless she plans on communicating with someone long-distance. Aside from that, I don't see G26 putting up much of a fight. Her good looks won't persuade people for long once she hasn't showered for a few weeks.

G027: Marybeth Witherspoon

Designated Weapon: Crank egg-beater

Conclusion: Fanfiction? Sounds like my kind've girl! Too bad there's no way in hell she'll be around long enough for any to crop up about her, not unless she dies in a horrific way, anyway. ...Fingers crossed!

G028: Leila Langford

Designated Weapon: Bolos

Conclusion: G28 is doomed. Doomed, I tell you! Survival of the Fittest is no trip to the mall, that much is for sure. And money can't buy you life. And no, I cannot be bribed with money to ensure a player with a better weapon. Unfortunately, G28 will just have to deal with her.. bolos..thing.

G029: Kris Hartmann

G029: Kristina “Kris” Hartmann

Designated Weapon: SIG-Sauer P220 (9mm) [x40 rounds]

Conclusion: I haven't actually checked lately, but I'm pretty sure there is no half-pipe on the island. Almost positive. But whatever, G29 has a SIG-Sauer! That's just as good as a half-pipe, right? I'm sure she will agree as well. Too bad her recklessness will probably ensure death.

G030: Jessica Pentangeli

Designated Weapon: Pneu-Dart Model 176B CO2 Powered Rifle [8 sedative darts]

Conclusion: Wow! Quiet, depressed girl with a dart gun! I seriously can't wait to see that one. I kind of doubt that she'll use it, but it will still be amusing to see what she does with it. Maybe she'll just hand it to someone else and walk away? The options are innumerable!

G031: Charlene Norris

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G031: Charlene “Charlie” Norris

Designated Weapon: FN Browning HP (9mm) [40x rounds]

Conclusion: Femme fatale, your name may well be Charlene Norris! Hot, none-pacifistic and well-equipped? Not a bad combination! I do hope she doesn't choke on the pressure, it would be an awful waste.

G032: Stacy Hart

G032 Stacy Samantha Hart

Designated Weapon: Toy sword w/squirt gun glued to hilt

Conclusion: Now HERE'S something to mull over. A girl with a bunch of eclectic traits, quite the eclectic weapon, and hopefully a girl who will put on quite the show. That is, unless that annoyingly-prevalent trait known as 'seeing the good in everybody' happens to get in the way. In that case, maybe she can at least gift us with an eclectic death!

G033: Maddy Stone

G033: Madison "Maddy" Rose Stone

Designated Weapon: Machete

Conclusion: Hmph. This school is full of people who won't play the game...what's wrong with kids these days? This girl's just cannon fodder.

G034: Jamie Li

Designated Weapon: Pool Noodle

Conclusion: People may not take G34 seriously because of her size... but they definitely won't take her seriously with that pool noodle! She's better off just strangling herself with it! As they say, you can't take a knife to a gun fight. Or a pool noodle.. Heh heh.

G035: Ash Morrison

Designated Weapon: A Carbide Lamp

Conclusion: It's going to be an uphill battle for G035 with her worthless weapon. She's mean enough that she could be able to pull it off, but more likely she's just going to end up as unremarkable fodder. It's almost a pity. Almost.

G036: Carly Jean Dooley

Designated Weapon: Ming Vase

Conclusion: I must admit, it is no accident that we have another vase this round. It may have been a futile hope, but those ratings are just too good to pass up. Let’s hope ol’ butterface here has a bit of kink in her.

G037: Sarah Atwell

Designated Weapon: Key marked "storage"

Conclusion: This girl is almost certainly fodder. She'd better hope her enemies don't even bother killing her for her worthless weapon. Still, she knows cinematography, so she can at least work things to frame her horrible demise well. And it will certainly reach a wider audience than anything she did in high school.

G038: Alicia Murazek

Designated Weapon: Dunce Cap

Conclusion: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA oh dear girl 038 sure got a terrible draw! She could survive a while, she seems smart enough to do so, but I doubt people will take her seriously with that thing! I sure had a hard time doing so!

G039: Francine Moreau

Designated Weapon: A Bar of Soap

Conclusion: Well, at least G039 will be able to wash her hands as much as she likes. Maybe it'll keep her calm enough to actually do something interesting before dying.

G040: Rhory Anne Broderick

Designated Weapon: Kattari

Conclusion: Well, she at least has a chance, since that weapon won't be totally useless for her. I see G040 as the sort who will put on a show, even if unintentionally. She's got just the right mix of traits to provide good viewing, if not necessarily to last in the long run.

G041: Tabi Gweneth

G041:Tabitha "Tabi" Gweneth

Designated Weapon: Butterfly Net

Conclusion: Congratulations to G041 on receiving such a lethal weapon. I'm sure her body count will include hundreds..OF BUTTERFLIES!

G042: Celeste Beaumont

Designated Weapon: Sledgehammer

Conclusion: Hm, let's see here... 10lb, 3ft long sledgehammer, 99lb, 4ft 11" wielder... HAHAHAHAHAHA! The only person G042's likely to hurt with that thing is herself by dropping it on her foot!

G043: Feo Eleri Smith

Designated Weapon: Small terrarium of scorpions

Conclusion: ...Aren't those Dorian's? Ah well, he'll live. Regardless, if G043 doesn't find the right guy to bat her eyelashes at, then she's in deep, deep trouble. Guns aren't easily charmed from paranoid hands!

G044: Jennifer Romita

Designated Weapon:

Conclusion: We here at Survival of the Fittest are now taking bets on how long until the white flag ends up being used as skirt.

G045: Ema Ryan

Designated Weapon: A Timeturner replica (from Harry Potter)

Conclusion: If only you could turn back time, G045, perhaps you could make some friends who would actually support you here. As it is, I see you getting killed by someone pretty quickly. Good luck keeping allies; it's hard enough for the people who are actually likable.

G046: Alex Jackson

G046: Alexandria “Alex” Jackson

Designated Weapon: H&K USP (9mm) [3x clips (15 round capacity)]

Conclusion: Hm... G046 certainly has potential, but it all depends on whether or not she takes the right attitude to the game. She does that, and Miss Jackson will go far, if she doesn't... somebody else is going to get their hands on that gun in a hurry.

Take a Third Option: Gets saved by STAR on Day 9.

G047: Samantha Ridley

Designated Weapon: Compound Bow (+20 arrows)

Conclusion: Few attachments, huh? That's what I like to see! God knows we need some go-getters to balance out all of the hippies and pacifists... If folks like G047 don't deliver, I despair for this round of the game, I really do.

Take a Third Option: Gets saved by STAR on Day 9.

G048: Kaitlin Anderheim

Designated Weapon: Epee

Conclusion: Despite her training, I don't see G048 leaving much of an impact on the game. I wonder if she brought little Theodore with her on the trip? Maybe we'll see a repeat performance of G24's breakdown last season? I can't wait!

Take a Third Option: Gets saved by STAR on Day 9.

G049: Mia Kuiper

Designated Weapon: Plunger

Conclusion: I believe that Ms. Kuiper will fit in quite nicely with this game. The attention whores are always a great ratings draw. That is until they realize everyone has it out for them and they die a horrible, painful death.

G050: Tiffany Chanders

G050: Tiffany Veronica Chanders

Designated Weapon: M1903 Springfield (.30-03 Springfield) [x3 strips of 5]

Conclusion: My, oh my. What a great big gun for such a great big spoiled brat. I'm honestly curious to see how this one turns out. Will she actually use the gun to her advantage, or will she fail to even figure out how to use the thing? I'm willing to bet on the latter...

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