This comic has LoadsAndLoadsOfCharacters... But don't worry! There are several different themes, so most of the characters are restricted to just one theme... [[CrossOver Most of the time]]...

* BackFromTheDead: Considering how inept Deaths are, this is common.


[[folder: Me]]

![[{{Tropers/Dmmaus}} David Morgan-Mar]]

The creator of the comic himself has his own theme, usually revolving around working on the comic, his everyday life, [[spoiler: his being on the run from Death..]].

* AuthorAvatar
* GrandfatherParadox: Once went back in time to kill his past self.
* GenreSavvy



This theme is mainly a spoof of ''Franchise/IndianaJones''.

!! The Jones family

! Montana (Monty) Jones

The main character of this theme. An Archaeology professor who constantly needs to fight against the Nazis to take control of powerful artifacts that the [[StupidJetpackHitler Nazis will use to conquer the world]]. ''Hates'' wurst.

* EmbarrassingFirstName: His birth name was North Dakota Jones Junior. He prefers Montana.
* NoRespectGuy
* WhipItGood: Occasionally use whips.

! Prof. North Dakota Jones

Monty's father. Obsessed with the Holy Grail.

* BigEater
* PungeonMaster

! Minnesota Jones
North Dakota's father, thus Monty's grandfather. Was presumably lost after he went on dinosaur chasing.

* OverlyLongName: His title? The Honourable Herr Schliemannian Chair Professor Doktor Doktor Jones, CBE, DCM, JP, FRS

!! [[ThoseWackyNazis The Nazis]]

* MadLibsCatchPhrase: Nazi science sneers at [thing to be sneered at]! Sometimes the science part is changed too.

! Colonel Haken

Monty's archnemesis. Hitler-brain-in-a-jar's primary lackey when it comes to gathering powerful artifacts.

* DragonInChief
* EvenEvilHasStandards: He may be a Nazi, but [[spoiler:he enlisted to collect various Artifacts of Doom and is completely disgusted by genocide.]]
* GoodScarsEvilScars: He has a scar on his face.
* HookHand
* HighClassGlass: Wears a monocle.
* LightIsNotGood: His uniform is light tan, while his alternate-universe good counterpart has a black uniform.
* TheMillstone: When he was [[TakenForGranite petrified]], Hitler took over Europe easily.

! Erwin

Haken's main lackey. Is not really as committed to the Nazi principle as others, thus is a bit more reasonable.

* HypercompetentSidekick
* [[spoiler:ReverseMole]]

! [[UsefulNotes/AdolfHitler Hitler's]] Brain

Hitler's BrainInAJar. Need I say more? Anyway, he died in the Reichstag fire and his brain was put on life support by Adam Savage to win a [[ChessWithDeath Bet With Death]]. Plans to take control of powerful artifacts and take over the world.

* BrainInAJar: Natch.
* DarkLordOnLifeSupport: Hitler was burnt at the Reichstag fire and is a {{brain in a jar}}.
* {{Ghostapo}}: Is obsessed with occult.
* RealLifeWritesThePlot: Part of the reason that he's a BrainInAJar is because Lego, for obvious reasons, does not make Hitler minifigs.
* StupidJetpackHitler: Complete with multiple clones of his own brain.
* TakeOverTheWorld

!! Others

! Sallah

The Jones family's Arabic friend who will always come to their rescue.

* BigDamnHeroes / DeusExMachina: Want to be rescued? Bet on him! Once inverted though.
* NoSenseOfDirection: Inverted.

! Ginny Smith

A US archaeology expert who defect to the Soviets. Can and will backstab everyone.

* ChronicBackstabbingDisorder
* HeelFaceRevolvingDoor: Complete with scorecard.
* HeroesWantRedheads: She's a redhead, and Monty clearly has a thing for her.
* OverlyLongName: Her Russian name: Valentina Irina Ranevskaya Galina Ivana Natalya Iriyushka Anastasia Sonyechka Marinochka Ineslenka Tatyana Hvorostovskaya.


[[folder: Death]]

Agency of Deaths and the main point of CrossOver.

* CelestialBureaucracy
* NoIndoorVoice: Every death (except Charon) speaks in ALL CAPS when talks to mortals.
* OddJobGods: Most of them watch over a very specific (and often very unlikely) aspect of death.

! Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs

Probably the main character of Death theme. Has really bad luck on the job. Has been the Death Of Being Sat On By A Giant Frog, Fate Worse Than Death, Death Of Being Stared At Angrily By A Giant Frog, and Death Of Being Run Through The Spleen With A Toothpick.

* ButtMonkey: Gets who get job shuffling the most?
* EnsembleDarkhorse: Really popular.
* GeorgeJetsonJobSecurity
* ReassignmentBackfire: He could lead the Deaths' Strike without being drawn to do his job because at that point, he had been demoted to Fate Worse Than Death, and as such was no longer a Death. The Head Death ends up breaking the strike by rehiring him as Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs.
* SinisterScythe: He uses one, made by cutting one blade off a lego pickax.

! Death of Choking On A Giant Frog

Fireballs's competitor, since he wanted to be Death of Insanely Overpowered Fireballs, but otherwise friendly to each other. Apparently he originally died when an aide of his shoved a giant frog down his throat.

* SitcomArchNemesis
* [[spoiler:ThoseWackyNazis]]: He is heavily implied to have been [[spoiler:Hitler]] in life.

! Head Death

The boss. He is in charge of the Deaths' positions, and will demote and promote the lesser Deaths based on their performance. Really hates the Paradox Department.

* BadBoss: Seems to go out of his way to screw over Fireballs.
* DeathGlare: [[ Except it's not as effective.]]
* ObstructiveBureaucrat
* PurpleIsPowerful: Wears a purple cloak.

! Death of Being Wrestled To Death By Steve
The Death responsible for collecting people who've been wrestled to death by Steve. Wears a cowboy hat and a green cloak.

* ButtMonkey: He's been killed twice by Steve.
* ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin
* DeathByIrony: Gets wrestled to death by Steve, twice.
* NiceHat: He has a cowboy hat.
* UnexplainedRecovery

! Death of Inhaling Hatmaking Chemicals
The Death responsible for collecting people who died by mercury inhalation. He doesn't get much work nowadays, although he gets to collect the Mythbusters (they get sent back, however). He speaks in a cockney accent, and wears a top hat because "the class system's dead".

* QuintessentialBritishGentleman
* WildMassGuessing: Is Lewis Carroll from Scientific Revolution. Maybe.
* YankTheDogsChain: He finally gets to collect the Mythbusters, but they get sent back to the land of the living.

! Charon

The Ferryman of the Underworld, but there is no indication of how does he fit into the organization.

* PublicDomainCharacter: From Greek Mythology.



An RPG campaign that is a big spoof on [[Literature/TheLordOfTheRings Tolkien]].

! Lambert
The group's merchant. Highly protective of his money.

* BigEater
* Hobbits: Obviously
* IncrediblyLamePun: Well, he's the originator of hobbit puns.

! Alvissa
The group's elf and archer. Also the OnlySaneMan of the group.

! Mordekai

The group's thief. But never call him that.

* InsistentTerminology: He's a LovableRogue not a thief!
* KleptomaniacHero
* LovableRogue: Insisted being called that

! Kyros

The group's wizard. A pyromaniac wizard that frequently kills off his teammates.

* GodGuise: likes to do this
* KillItWithFire: "it" being "everything".
* LastOfHisKind
* PyroManiac
* WhenAllYouHaveIsAHammer: How did he kill a Balrog? More fire!

! Draak

A lizardman hired by Lambert to help with the group (and protect his money from Mordekai]].

* BadassBookworm: Smartest guy in the group.
* EloquentInMyNativeTongue: He can speak only in monosyllabus in English, but in his native tongue, he speaks very eloquently.
* GeniusBruiser: Great big lizard man who's highly intelligent.
* SmarterThanYouLook

! Dwalin

Your old stereotypical dwarf with Scottish accent. Got persuaded to join the group by Kyrosâi, by predictable method.

* OurDwarvesAreAllTheSame


[[folder: Space]]

Originally a sci-fi campaign with the same players as fantasy, but eventually grew into its own story about a group of interstellar merchants on the ''Legacy''. They get stuck in cyberspace a lot.

! Serron

A rat-like alien, and the one who does most of the actual 'merchanting' on the ship. He's very greedy and has a penchant for bad ideas.
* ComedicSociopathy: Very common.
* {{Greed}}: One of his defining characteristics.
* HumanoidAlien: He looks like an anthro rat.

! Paris

The ship's pilot. Was dead for a while.
* DeathIsCheap: Constantly subverted. She ''could'' come back via cloning, but her crewmates keep accidentally screwing up her chances. She eventually comes back as a ghost, and then is brought back to life when the universe is destroyed and then recreated.
* GenderBlenderName: In the campaign the ''Space'' theme was based on, Paris's player intended her to be male (and named after Paris of Troy), but everyone else assumed her to be female, and [[SureLetsGoWithThat the player went with it.]]
* OnlySaneMan
* OurGhostsAreDifferent: As a ghost, she was partially transparent, insubstantial, and glowed in the dark. She could interface with the ship's controls to pilot it.

! Iki Pikki

The ship's scientist and diplomat.
* BizarreAlienBiology: His species' reproduction involves budding and spores. And the GURPS species he's based on is even ''weirder''. It involves gender-bending every few days.

! Spanners

The ''Legacy'''s engineer.
* MeaningfulName: He's an engineer named after a kind of wrench.


ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin, but later the theme is mostly in William Shakespeare's fanfic.

! Franchise/HarryPotter

! Hermione Granger

! Ron Weasley

! Draco Malfoy


[[folder:Imperial Rome]]

! Marcus

A Roman senator.
* ConsummateLiar: Pinpoints this as the number one skill needed to be a senator.

! Julius

Aspiring Roman senator. Cousin to one [[Creator/JuliusCaesar Gaius Julius]].


[[folder:Steve and Terry]]

! Steve

A herpetologist who loves getting up close and personal to dangerous reptiles- and then wrestling them.

* {{Badass}}: There's a Death specifically for people he wrestles to death. Steve has wrestled him to death ''twice''.
* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}
* [[DidYouJustPunchOutCthulhu Did You Just Wrestle Cthulhu To Death?]]: Yes, he did. Several times.
* {{Expy}}: Almost certainly one of [[Series/CrocodileHunter Steve Irwin,]] althogh the author [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial has regularly insisted otherwise]].
* NightmareFuelStationAttendant: He finds dangerous things fascinating.
* WrestlerInAllOfUs: Again, there's a Death ''specifically for people that he's wrestled to death''.

! Terry

Steve's wife and voice of reason.

* OnlySaneMan: to Steve.

! Cthulhu

"Mighty Cthulhu is one of the Great Old Ones, an Elder God who lies in eternal deathless sleep in the sunken nightmare city of R'lyeh. Even being aware of his very existence is enough to push strong men to the brink of insanity. Not that that would ever stop Steve."
-Irregular webcomics character description

* EldritchAbomination
* MixAndMatchCritter: How he was put together.
* {{Revenge}}: Wants revenge against Steve for killing him several times.

! Charity Collector Guy

"Hi, I'm campaigning for greater community awareness of trigonometry."

A guy who regularly volunteers to collect money for a variety of unusual charitable organizations. [[spoiler:Even volunteers as a subsitute Death briefly.]] Also an expert in origami [[spoiler:and astrophysics.]]

* [[spoiler:AlmightyJanitor : His aforementioned unusual combination of expertises make him very helpful in one of the latest attempts to reboot history]]
* IncrediblyLamePun: A lot of his appearances have this as the joke.

! Jane Goodall

Cryptozoologist turned primate researcher and reluctant ally to Steve. She's in touch with the Yeti.
* {{Badass}}: She can do anything. Why? She's Jane Freakin' Goodall.
* {{Expy}}: Of the real life Dame Jane Goodall.
* DeadpanSnarker: Very often.
* KnightInSourArmor


A spoof on Literature/TheWarOfTheWorlds, but gets veered into different direction lately.

! The Martians

The last 3 Martians who still plans to conquer Earth, but pretty inept at it.

* LastOfHisKind
* WhatAnIdiot: Don't care about the germs and don't give your species immortality treatment before sending them to invade Earth? Why not?
* XMeetsY: As DMM describes, a cross between Marvin the Martian and the Three Stooges...

! The Man in Black

The shadowy government operative who denies everything out of natural.

* ExtraStrengthMasquerade: He denies that there are aliens when ''he talks to the Martians''. Or worse, says there's no afterlife when he's in one.
* ImplausibleDeniability

! Ishmael

An ordinary university student who got himself tangled into the Martian mess quite often.

* OrdinaryHighSchoolStudent: Well, ordinary ''college'' student, but still.

! Giuseppe

Owner of a local pizza place where Ishmael works.

* [[DeathByIrony Near-death by Irony]]: Claimed to be descendant of Allesandro Volta when rewiring his pizzeria. Guess what happens next.

! The Allosaurus

A dinosaur that showed up in several themes. Was eventually elected President of the United States, after which he showed up mostly in the Martians theme.

* AnimalAthleteLoophole: Applied to politics. Strictly speaking, the U.S. Constitution doesn't specify that the president must be ''human''.
* BreakoutCharacter: "The Allosaurus" is easily the most popular option in Irregular Webcomics polls when available.
* ImAHumanitarian: Ate his entire Cabinet at one point.
* OurPresidentsAreDifferent: Difficult to characterize, but "President Dinosaur" isn't on the list to begin with.
* TheUnintelligible: "RAAARRRHH!!!"


A spoof on Film/JamesBond.

! James Stud (0x0a)
* AccidentalHero
* GeniusBonus: His codename is hexadecimal for 10 (and his co-worker [[ThemeNaming James Shaken]] was "0x0b", 11)
* TheLeisureSuitLarry: Unlike Bond, he really fails with women.
* PunnyName: "Stud, not Shaken".