The list of characters in the web comic Granitoons. These characters exist within the HRAM Comics saga.
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Stan the Crow
A mischievous but loving crow, corncob thief. Nemesis of Farmer Giles, friends with everyone else.
Cedric Snide
A neatly dressed werewolf, an all-around villain. The anti-hero of the series, he is always doomed to fail. His partner-in-crime Arthur Snout does little to help.
Farmer Giles Bailey
The nemesis of Stan the Crow, shotgun-crazy farmer. In a similar fate to Cedric Snide he just cannot win.
April, May & June
A comedy troupe, female version of The Three Stooges. April is Moe, whilst May is Larry and June is Curly.
- Blonde, Brunette, Redhead: April is brunette, May is blonde and June is the redhead.
- Dumb Blonde: May, though she is at least aware she's not that bright.
- Jerk with a Heart of Gold: April is a grouch and has no problem with hitting the other girls, but she's not so bad really.
- The Voiceless: June never speaks.
Hot Dog
Gives a new meaning to the word "hot dog", hence the name.
Astro Cat
A brave, bold, macho cat superhero, based on Buck Rogers. In a story within a story, he has his own TV series in the Granitoons/HRAM Comics universe.
- The Ace
- Like Brother and Sister: With Ashlyn, as seen here
. - Oblivious to Love
Pornographic Connoisseur
An extremely posh rabbit who loves reading porno magazines and gives his own upper-class views on them.
- Stock Scream:
- Uncle, can you read me a story please?
- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Sir Mount
Knight in shining armour.
Sir Lustalot
Knight in not-so-shining armour, the evil twin of Sir Mount.
Dya
A mischievous young rabbit girl, who misbehaves in every one of her appearances - she's entered her terrible twos all right. Her long-suffering parents and brother (also rabbits) try to live with it, and act as her servants.
Arthur Snout
The inept partner-in-crime of Cedric Snide.
Mooncrater
Bad cat. Fat cat. Enemy of AstroCat.
Sheriff Hank Hopper
Resident lawman and so called because he is a frog. Name is probably an homage to Dennis Hopper. Friends with Injun Moe.
Injun Moe
The King
Cactus Chin Clint
One of the bad guys in this here town, he offers Hank Hopper a present in "Green Back Yellow Belly".
Wild Will Custard
Another of the bad guys in this here town, he falls in love with April in "Gal With No Brain"
Lonnie the Crow
