* Benny, he ain't gonna be eaten by the Beast without a good chase.
* Benny shutting down the rest of the team's complaints when he suggests Scott join them.
-->What're you laughing at, Yeah-Yeah? You run like a duck.
* Squints did something that his friends wouldn't have been brave enough to do in a million years (or for a million dollars): he makes a move on the lifeguard.
-->'''Ham:''' Did you ''plan'' that?!
--> '''Squints:''' 'Course I did. Been planning it for ''years''.
* In the sequel, when Singleton goes as far as to ''[[WouldHitAGirl punching Hayley in the stomach]]'' to prevent her from reaching home plate, David responds by walking up to him and punching him right in the face!
-->'''David:''' The Sandlot's ours! Forever! Don't mess with my teammates! And ''you never, ever hit a girl, creep!''