* Before he invaded Switzerland, Krukov had this exchange with a random Swiss radio operator:
-->''"We have half a million men ready to invade your country, and you can't even send half of that to stop us. What will you do?"''
-->''"[[FacingtheBulletsOneLiner We will fire twice.]]"''
* This small moment for a random Imperial Warrior during [[http://wiki.paradoxmod.com/index.php?title=Battle_of_Pearl_Harbour the Allies' attack on Pearl Harbour]]. Doubles as a CrowningMomentOfFunny.
-->''"A fifth spy was killed when he attempted to bribe an Imperial Warrior. [[BribeBackfire The Warrior happily accepted the money, before shooting the gaijin in the head with his rifle]]."''