Awesome / North to Alaska

  • Sam's dealings with the snotty butler when he finds Jenny with his wedding gifts in tow.
    Butler: Deliver all packages in the rear, tradesmen's entrance. (points to the back of the house, and attempts to close the door in Sam's face)
    Sam: (indignant) I'm no tradesmen! (kicks the door open)
    • Once Sam learns Jenny couldn't wait for Gorge and married said butler, he leaves the way he came in. Despite said butler's protests.
    Butler: Sir! The back door!
    Sam: I never use it!
  • Sam calling out Lena Nordquist and all the other "nutty wives" at the Loggers Picnic.
    Sam: I thought we were invited to a picnic, not an uprising of nutty wives, with war paint! Which I am not interested in attending! So we bid you good-bye, and are sorry that you find us unfit to sit on your lousy grass.