going to tell you this, and if you're not paying attention to me, this will ruin your life: I would stop doing
whatever the fuck it is you're doing right now. Get off Twitter, get off Facebook, get off Youtube
, because you're just going to turn into Chris Chan
. All right, you need to straighten up your fucking life, or something, because... Oh, and by the way, I'd seriously kiss
ass from now until the day you die, because he fucking owns you right now. And you know exactly
what I'm talking about. So, clean up your fucking life, and...I'm going to bed."