History Awesome / HappyGilmore

--->'''Happy Gilmore''': It wasn't my fault. There was this guy out there giving me crap, and it took every ounce of energy not to hit ''him''.

-->'''Bob:''' [[PreAsskickingOneLiner I don't want a piece of you]], ''[[PreAsskickingOneLiner I want the whole thing]]''!

--> '''Happy''': ''[scores]'' [[InsultBackfire You wanna know what the pathetic thing is]]? [[TakeThat You've been playing golf your entire life]].

* Happy wrestles [[NeverSmileAtACrocodile an alligator]] to get his ball back. He puts a brief strangle-hold on its neck, holds it's jaws closed for several seconds and then ''headbutts'' it unconscious, before ultimately beheading the thing as a gift to Chubbs. In-universe as well, as the crowd was cheering for him after the whole fight; you don't see that sight on a golf course every day.

-->'''Bob:''' [[PreAsskickingOneLiner I don't want a piece of you]], ''[[PreAsskickingOneLiner I want the whole thing]''!

-->'''Bob:''' [[PreAsskickingOneLiner I don't want a piece of you]], ''[[PreAsskickingOneLiner I want the whole thing''!

* Happy gets his clock cleaned at a Pro-AM tour by none other than [[Series/ThePriceIsRight Bob Barker]]. Extra points for the finishing blow; Barker let Happy believe he'd knocked him unconscious, only for Bob to grab Happy by the throat without even opening his eyes.
-->'''Happy Gilmore''': It wasn't my fault. There was this guy out there giving me crap, and it took every ounce of energy not to hit ''him''.
-->'''Shooter [=McGavin=]''': So instead you decide to headbutt Bob Barker. Oh, who ''won'' that fight, by the way?
** Since Barker had been showing Happy NoSympathy about a very blatant and insufferable heckler, he did deserve to get in [[CurbstompCushion that one punch]], if only that one punch.

* Happy wrestles [[NeverSmileAtACrocodile an alligator]] to get his ball back. He puts a brief strangle-hold on its neck, ''headbutts'' it unconscious, and then beheads the thing as a gift to Chubbs. In-universe as well, as the crowd was cheering for him after the whole thing; you certainly don't see that sight on a golf course every day.

-->'''Shooter''': ''(after a long {{Beat}})'' [[LameComeback No]]!

* Happy [[InsultBackfire turning one of Shooter's putdowns back on him]].

-->'''Happy''': You eat pieces of shit for breakfast.

* Virginia making a perfect hockey shot from across the rink. Even without a goalie, such a long shot is very difficult. Even Happy can't believe it, saying "talk about your all-time backfires" after Virginia makes the goal.

* Virginia making a perfect hockey shot from across the rink. Even without a goalie, such a long shot is very difficult.

* Happy wrestles an alligator to get his ball back. He puts a brief strangle-hold on its neck, ''headbutts'' it unconscious, and then beheads the thing as a gift to Chubbs. In-universe as well, as the crowd was cheering for him after the whole thing; you certainly don't see that sight on a golf course every day.

--> '''Shooter''': (Scores) "You don't learn this in the Hockey Rink."
--> '''Happy''': (Scores) "[[InsultBackfire You wanna know what the pathetic thing is]]? [[TakeThat You've been playing golf your entire life]]."

'''Mr. Larson''': And ''you'' can count...on ''me'', waiting for you in the parking lot!\\

(''crowd "oooo"s in surprise while Shooter runs away, followed by someone in the crowd mockingly calling "Run Shooter!"'')

* Not only have Happy's golf skills improved after his suspension, but he can also control himself and even make comebacks to Shooter instead of beating him.

* Happy gets his clock cleaned at a Pro-AM tour by none other than [[Series/ThePriceIsRight Bob Barker]].

* Larson and a bunch of Happy's other fans chasing down Shooter and beating the crap out of him after he ran off with Happy's jacket.