Awesome / ClickHole

• What Hope Do We Few Have Against the Armies of Byzantium?
• For one article, the staff actually created a (fake) official fan site for the film Cheaper by the Dozen (2003), just to make a simple gag—about the sheer absurdity of Cheaper by the Dozen having an active fandom in 2015—that much more believable. Even if you don't always find this site's articles funny, it's hard to deny that their devotion to gags is astounding.
• Watch A Woman Tell Her Husband She's Pregnant While Conan O'Brien Pours Good Milk Down The Sink. It's pretty amazing to see someone as famous as Conan O'Brien show up in person on our favorite clickbait site.
• The sheer ruthlessness of their takedown of Israeli apartheid and US support of it in Drumpf's Complicity In Israel's Brutal Attacks On Palestinians Is Yet Another Example Of The GOP Taking Credit For Obama's Hard Work, especially the last line.
  For now, let Drumpf lie all he wants. History doesn't lie, and it will remember Obama's hard-earned place in U.S.-Israel relations.
• The ending of the "You've Discovered An Interdimensional Wormhole. Can You Find A Parallel Universe Where It's Okay To Take Your Shirt Off At The Library," is written an overwhelming sense of triumph, especially considering everything you've been through to get here. The third letter on the transported finally being labeled correctly, when you get to the real library and the action choices each are labeled with one word of "Take. Your. Damn. Shirt. Off.", the realization that you can bribe the librarian, and the moment where you travel back in time right before the ending are all ridiculous, but work so well it's hard not to lose your mind at it.
  There it is. Your old lab. And there's you, caked with salmon and trapped in a shirt.
  You see you see yourself, and you see your eyes grow big with fear and wonder.
  "Dirt is the key!" you yell. "Interdimensional travel is powered by dirt. Dirt, you moron; it was dirt all along! Sweet American dirt! Now come and find me. I'll be at the library."
  And just before the wormhole closes once and for all, you lob the device at yourself.
  You don't need it anymore.
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