Awesome / Blade: Trinity

• Drake asks Blade if he's ready. Blade responds, "I was born ready, motherfucker." Duh.
  • That said, the response Drake gives in the novelisation is better. In the film, Drake says "Motherfucker... I like that", as though he still doesn't entirely get modern slang, but in the novelisation, he responds with "Then allow me to accommodate you", as though he's so certain of victory that killing Blade, the man who has become a living nightmare and arch-enemy for the entire vampire race, is just something to work into Drake's schedule when it's mutually convenient.
• It might be the black sheep of the trilogy, but Hannibal King's interrogation scene alone makes the movie worth a watch.
  Hannibal: See, that tickle you're feeling in the back of your throats right now? That's atomized colloidal silver. It's being pumped through the building's air conditioning system, you cock-juggling THUNDERCUNT!
• And minutes later, after King disposes of a vampire Pomeranian by means of letting it run off a tall building...
  Jarko Grimwood: Hey dickface. You seen my dog?
  Hannibal: Have you tried the lobby?
• This:
  Vreede: I can't tell you. They-they'll kill me.
  Blade: Kill you? Motherfucker, I'll kill you! I'll just enjoy it better.
• Zoe's Bond One-Liner after Drake tells her there is no afterlife and she should be terrified of dying unless she accepts his offer to turn her:
  Drake: Wouldn't you accept that gift? Wouldn't you like to remain a child forever?
  Zoe: (completely calm) My friends are coming to kill you.
  • Zoey gets an even more awesome moment in the novelisation; after Abby misses with the plague arrow and Drake's about to kill Blade, Zoey sneaks up on Drake and stabs him in the leg with a silver stake. The blow doesn't do more than distract Drake for a moment, but that moment is just long enough for Blade to grab the fallen plague arrow and stab Drake with it, the first vampire reacting just a crucial fraction of a second too slow to stop the attack.
• Hannibal killing Jarko by at first playing possum and then stuffing a bomb in Jarko's mouth when he tries to bite him, which he then activates with two uppercuts. The Oh, Crap! look on Jarko's face before he's incinerated makes it even sweeter.

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