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** [[CallingYourAttacks USOPP HAMMER!]] [[OnceIsNotEnough USOPP HAMMER!]] [[{{Determinator}} USOPP HAMMER!]] [[TookALevelInBadass USOPP HAMMER!]]''''' [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking Rubber Band of Doom!]]

* Jotaro Kujo of ''Manga/JoJosBizarreAdventure'' is willing to admit that he's something of a bad seed. He frequently gets into fights that end with his opponent in the hospital. He's terrorized teachers so much that they outright quit. But, worst of all, he walks out of restaurants without paying if he doesn't like the food.
** When [[spoiler: Kars turns into the ultimate life form]] in Part 2, he is described as having supernatural strength, agility, intelligence and senses, ability to shapeshift and heal instantly...and since he is immortal and has no need to have offsprings, he has no need for sex.

** Luffy's ShutUpHannibal to Arlong's TheReasonYouSuckSpeech, listing the roles of his crewmates that he can't do himself: swordsman, navigator, cook, and liar.
** A RunningGag with the Straw Hats' bounty posters. Everyone's bounties number to the millions at the lowest, with the exception of Chopper who only gets 50 (later 100) Berries. Thus, when adding up their total Berry worth, it's always "(insert large amount) and 50 Berries".

* In the second ''Anime/UruseiYatsura'' [[TheMovie movie]], [[SchoolNurse Sakura]] lists the symptoms Onsen Mark is suffering from before sending him home; "Overworked, lack of sleep, malnutrition, nervous system imbalance, [[{{Gonk}} and your face is ugly]]!

** [[JustForPun Note that most of the persons he threatens]] [[NighInvulnerable are perfectly capable of enduring the first three]].

* In ''LightNovel/AntiMagicAcademyThe35thTestPlatoon'', while hunting a pair of criminals on a motorbike, Ouka lists their crimes: "On suspicion of illegally trading a D-ranked magical artifact, obstruction of justice, illegal possession and use of firearms, and riding a motorcycle without wearing helmets, you two are under arrest!"

* In ''LightNovel/BludgeoningAngelDokurochan'', when Sakura is asked what Dokuro has done for his life, he spends more time on a tangent about her stealing his ice cream than he does about how she has killed him countless times and is more or less responsible for his shitty life.

* ''LightNovel/ExpectingToFallIntoRuinIAimToBecomeABlacksmith'': When Alegraden Fonteyne comes to Kururi’s domain demanding that he be allowed to establish a monopoly on medical products to jack up the prices, he demanded a feast, has JabbaTableManners, calls Kururi stupid, and threatens to crush him with a private army. But the thing that drives the typically AllLovingHero Kururi to violence, is that he only ate the meat that was prepared, and didn’t touch Eliza's home grown and prepared potato dish. Kururi would have told him and his entourage to leave without shoving their heads into jars, if not for that last part.
* In one of the ''LightNovel/FullMetalPanic'' short stories, Sousuke, in an attempt to dissuade someone from dating Issei Tsubaki tells an incredible tall tale that includes the line (NOTE: Fantranslated):

--->'''Ken''': {{In a world}} filled with pollution, economic instability, and war THAT ''NEVER'' LISTENS TO ME!

* ''LightNovel/ExpectingToFallIntoRuinIAimToBecomeABlacksmith'': When Alegraden Fonteyne comes to Kururi’s domain demanding that he be allowed to establish a monopoly on medical products to jack up the prices, he demanded a feast, has JabbaTableManners, calls Kururi stupid, and threatens to crush him with a private army. But the thing that drives the typically AllLovingHero Kururi to violence, is that he only ate the meat that Eliza cooked, and didn’t touch her home grown and prepared potato dish. Kururi would have told him and his entourage to leave without shoving their heads into jars, if not for that last part.