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->''"Anything is possible when your man smells like Old Spice and not a lady. [[BreathlessNonSequitur I'm on a horse.]]"''
-->--'''Isaiah Mustafa, the Old Spice Man'''

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'''The Man Your Man Could Smell Like''' is a 2010 ad campaign for Old Spice-brand male hygiene products starring ex-NFL player Isaiah Mustafa. It started with [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owGykVbfgUE a single commercial]] in which Mustafa (a.k.a. Old Spice Man) describes everything that would be possible if the [[EstrogenBrigade target audience's]] man stopped using lady-scented bodywash, and the video quickly [[MemeticMutation went viral]].

The success of the first commercial paved the way for [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uLTIowBF0kE a second]], which proved to be just as popular. Two weeks later, Wieden Kennedy boldly went where no advertising agency had gone before and filmed dozens of short, improvised scenes of Mustafa giving personal responses to everyone (from Ellen [=DeGeneres=] to [[Website/FourChan Anonymous]]) who had commented on the new Old Spice ads via social network. Almost 200 video responses in total were uploaded to Website/{{Youtube}} between July 12 and 14, 2010, all of which can be viewed on [[http://www.youtube.com/user/oldspice Old Spice's YouTube channel]]. For Superbowl 2011, Mustafa starred in [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cdkHlCiWRCA another one]]. And another one. And another one.

[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ykCExCla1tE&feature=list_related&playnext=1&list=SP65C7BDF782A4DAC7 A challenge was issued and accepted]] in July of 2011, when a long-haired European named Fabio declared himself the new Old Spice guy. Mustafa and Fabio responded to questions on Facebook and [=YouTube=] in shorts similar to the video response campaign the year before, with viewers invited to vote for who should be the real Old Spice Man. Mustafa won, but immediately announced that he will be taking a vacation. In the interim the "''Old Spice'' guy" role [[CloudCuckoolander has been filled by Terry Crews]] and various NFL players.

For the 2011 holiday season, he [[http://youtu.be/RXPrkOuy8r8 returned with a promise]] to give gifts to all of Earth's 7 billion inhabitants.

In the commercials, Mustafa recites his monologue in DramaticDeadpan during a single [[TheOner long take]] with [[PracticalEffects lots of props]] and minimal {{CGI}}. While arbitrary costume changes and changes of scenery are the hallmarks of the televised commercials, the Youtube video responses were all simply Mustafa standing in a [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_urLWG7kQ7E bathroom]] [[WalkingShirtlessScene shirtless]] and in a [[ModestyTowel white towel]] with several recycled props.

Old Spice's [=YouTube=] channel is both the #1 most subscribed and the #1 most viewed sponsor channel of all time, and the video responses gleaned a higher viewership in their first 24 hours than UsefulNotes/BarackObama's victory speech. Sales of Old Spice Red Zone After Hours bodywash (the specific product the commercials advertise) have dropped 7% since it debuted; however, Old Spice product sales in ''general'' have shot up more than 170% since the debut of ''The Man Your Man Could Smell Like''. Thus it's a highly unusual case of WhatWereTheySellingAgain meeting TropesAreNotBad.

The popularity and acclaim of the commercials have even garnered Isaiah Mustafa an award for them and enabled him to break into acting in a number of roles ranging from cameos to supporting parts in film and television.

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* TheAce: Isaiah. You could smell like TheAce, provided you use Old Spice Body Wash and something not Lady-Scented.
%% Affectionate Parodies now on the trivia page
* AchillesHeel: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fx_-IawEknc&feature=player_embedded Small-sized weights]]. It causes his muscle groups [[PuffOfLogic tremendous confusion as to why such small weights would exist]]. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G6e6FGPYbEs&feature=iv&annotation_id=annotation_17686 Oh wait guys]], he was only joking. Old Spice Guy has no weakness!
* AdamWesting: You know how Fabio looks like every parody of a romance novel cover model ever? Well, ''[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fabio_Lanzoni he's the guy]]'' such parodies are making fun of, and thus he is very much spoofing himself.
* AlterEgoActing: Isaiah Mustafa[=/=]The Old Spice Man. During the height of this ad's popularity, it was quite a thing to compare the former's relaxed, humble twitter feed with the latter's [[LargeHam hammy goodness]].
* AlwaysMale: Users of Old Spice bodywash and deodorant can only be men. Apparently attempts by women to use these products results in them [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4eJU2qh3E0 acquiring male secondary sex characteristics]].
* ArousedByTheirVoice: Isaiah Mustafa's deadpan voice intentionally has this effect. He says that [[BuffySpeak the science people]] explain it as tiny vibrating sound hands massaging your ears.
* AwesomenessIsVolatile: Old Spice Man tends to burst through things or have stuff randomly explode while he pitches his product.
* AwesomeMcCoolname: '''Isaiah Mustafa'''.
* BadassMustache: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7e_igiPIUI All over this.]]
* BestKnownForTheFanservice: There are other Old Spice men that advertised their manliness, but were they in a towel like Mustafa? '''No.''' Eventually, the campaign only used Mustafa. [[invoked]]
* BlessedWithSuck: In the Pure Sport soap commercial, a man is taking a shower while driving a car, during surgery, and even in a restaurant, all for carrying said bar soap with him. [[MundaneSolution The solution to the fairly serious problem?]] Never leave your house again!
* BreakoutCharacter: Isaiah's got some movie deals, thanks to this.
* BreathlessNonSequitur: One reason the commercials' humour is so popular. '''SILVER-FISH HAND-CATCH.'''
** His [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWCVhGzrAT0 response to Anonymous]] crams one of these [[UpToEleven between every sentence]], referencing the pictures in an ImageBoard thread.
* BuffySpeak: Prevalent in the Website/{{Youtube}} responses, where he will refer to people by terms like "smart computer-type person".
* BulletProofFashionPlate: Old Spice Man apparently had all of his tattoos bitten off by sharks and a whole arm replaced with the muscle tissue of a vicious animal, and yet he's still one ridiculously handsome man.
* ButNowIMustGo: At the end of Mano a Mano en el Baņo, Mustafa says, "I must go, for now."
* CaptainObvious: "I'm on a horse."
* CatchPhrase: "Hello, ladies!"
* ChangingClothesIsAFreeAction: Changing pants in the time it takes for a hottub to fall apart.
* CoolBike: In a ''hot tub''.
* CoolBoat: With a ''[[NinjaPirateZombieRobot jet-ski lion]]''.
* CoolHat: A ''night-vision'' [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6wTRMCegBfo&feature=player_embedded top hat!]]
* CoolHorse: Ridden ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpUrz9RvuPk backwards]]''.
* {{Corpsing}}: Watch the Anonymous response video. There are several points where he is obviously quite aware of the absurdity of the video and fighting to keep a straight face.
* DenserAndWackier: Terry Crews, compared to Isaiah Mustafah. Both speak in non-sequiturs and are overtly literal. However, the latter is presented as the ideal man, whereas the former is a CloudCuckoolander with NoIndoorVoice.
* DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment: See WackyMarriageProposal below.
--> "I'd be honored to honorably honor your honorable request."
* DontTryThisAtHome: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgaYFiw_1K4 here]]:
--> "The Old Spice lawyers would like me to tell you not to try this, because you will most likely become dead."
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* DreamTeam: A photo of "The Most Interesting Man in the World," a similar advertising gimmick for Dos Equus beer, was taken during the campaign. It can be seen [[http://imgur.com/dKrR7.jpg here]].
* {{Dualvertisement}}: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqoc6wTNotI The last video]] in the Youtube-response batch was ''[[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial in no way]]'' [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial actually an advertisement]] for the Gillette Power-Glide... [[AndThatWouldBeWrong that would be in poor taste]].
** A SuperBowlSpecial includes a commercial that starts as an ad for a Bounce dry cleaner stick-on bar, when Terry Crews bursts through the wall on a jet-ski, proclaiming that Old Spice is so powerful, "it can sell itself in other people's commercials!"
** Another Terry ad has him invading a Charmin Freshmates bathroom wipe commercial; here, his head bursts out of the Freshmates container and he shouts "Old Spice body spray is too powerful to say in its' own commercial!" And then three arms (?) burst out of the bathroom wall spraying Old Spice cans.
* EarthShatteringKaboom: What will happen if the Old Spice Man [[AwesomenessIsVolatile battles with anything]] [[UltimateShowdownOfUltimateDestiny as awesome as he is]].
* EvenTheGuysWantHim: If you're a man and you feel attracted to another man, you might be gay. If you're a man and you feel attracted to the Old Spice Man, you're only human.
* FinishingMove: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rcx_xwxoh9k&annotation_id=annotation_604486&feature=iva FUTURE TENNIS SLAM!]]
* FollowTheLeader: Dairy Queen and Edge Shaving Cream, to name a few of companies with ''very'' similar ad campaigns.
** InTheStyleOf: The WebComic/CriticalMiss webcomic featured a [[http://www.escapistmagazine.com/articles/view/comicsandcosplay/comics/critical-miss/8909-Spice-Effect parody]] as conducted by Garrus Vakarian from ''Franchise/MassEffect''.
* GetTheSensation: We're given an extensive laundry list of everything that becomes possible when men use Old Spice bodywash... with the exception of washing their bodies.
* GettingCrapPastTheRadar: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LWCVhGzrAT0 Mentioning delicious cake]] to [[ImageBoards Anonymous]], which has a [[{{Lolicon}} rather specific connotation]] in those circles.
** To say nothing of a guy in a [[ModestyTowel towel]] asking you to look down.
** While speaking to a female audience: "What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it! It's an OYSTER with two tickets to that thing you love"
%%* GratuitousItalian: Fabio
* {{Hammerspace}}: From which Mustafa can withdraw Old Spice bodywash, freshwater fish, expensive magnifying glasses, and everything in between.
* HighClassGlass: Monocle smile!
* TheHighQueen: Ellen [=DeGeneres=] (a.k.a. Grand Princess Queen of All Who Are Pleasant, Syndicated, and Prone to Spontaneous Dance Movements) was crowned by the king of Ellenopia, below.
* IWasToldThereWouldBeCake: Ladies, buy your man Old Spice bodywash and he ''will'' bake you cake.
* LargeHam:
** Mustafa is a true god of advertisement hamming.
** Terry Crews is UpToEleven compared to Mustafa and significantly weirder.
* MadeOfIron: There is apparently nothing that an Old Spice man can't survive.
** For instance, his preferred method of applying Old Spice bodywash is a live wolverine, though pufferfish and hand grenades work as well.
* {{Metaphorgotten}}: The PerezHilton [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ive3vXv-XRk&NR=1 response.]]
* MindScrew: He jumps off a waterfall into a hot tub which ''explodes'', revealing '''a motorbike'''.
** Topped by himself when he replies to himself.
** Diving off a mountain peak into a sea of water, swimming down, and surfacing on a piano inside an apartment building.
* ModestyTowel: Old Spice Man does community service in it.
* MrFanservice: Mustafa, and apparently all other Old Spice men, you included if you used Old Spice bodywash (and didn't smell like a lady).
* NoIndoorVoice: Terry Crews. At least every other line is at ''THE TOP OF HIS LUUUUUNGS''!
* NoodleIncident: The Old Spice Man [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TGZpRC7Mnb4 did something on the planet Neptune with his left bicep in the spring of 2007]].
* TheOner: From shower to boat to horseback in one continuous shot (with some computer trickery to insert a fountain of diamonds).
* PantheraAwesome: Their milk has healing properties, according to the Old Spice Guy.
* PermaStubble: Grown to keep you looking at Mustafa's face and not [[MyEyesAreUpHere his abs]].
* RasputinianDeath: Well, more like Rasputinian Kidnapping. [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJkqmHllC1s&feature=player_embedded Needless to say]], [[spoiler: Old Spice Guy escapes]].
* RatedMForManly: Mustafa is so manly that when he clears his throat, it sounds like a chainsaw being revved.
* [[ReadingTheStageDirectionsOutLoud Reading the Punctuation Out Loud]]: Mustafa does this habitually in his Youtube responses, resulting in lines like "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TXrdpMLrEYY L O L exclamation exclamation exclamation exclamation]]" and "[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lx39t_EikbI Disappointed mouth emoticon]]".
* [[Really700YearsOld Really 1.5 Kabillion Years Old]]: Old Spice Guy takes ''centuries'' to plan his vacations. He can explain the proper procedure in a 16th-century French arm-wrestling match, because he was there.
** He also had a dinosaur for a father figure, and to top it all off, [[http://youtu.be/HDMKrtOncRE he created Australia]] by separating it from Pangaea through sheer upper body strength.
* RealMenWearPink: "Do you want a man who smells like he can bake you a gourmet cake in the dream kitchen he built for you with his own hands?" [[spoiler:Of course you do.]]
* RenaissanceMan: He can bake a gourmet cake in a kitchen he built himself, balance on logs, horse-ride, motorcycle, sail, and be sexy.
* RequisiteRoyalRegalia: The king of Ellenopia wears a crown, and wields a sceptre and Old Spice bodywash.
* {{Retraux}}: Each of "The Bar Soap You've Been Smelling For" and "Unnecessary Freshness" commercials has a similar 1980s-style jingle with different lyrics, such as:
-->"Nope, I was wrong. This is a commercial for fruit."
* TheRival: Gained one in [[http://www.youtube.com/user/newoldspiceguyfabio New Old Spice Guy Fabio]].
* RuleOfCool: Aside from several of the things he has been said to perform, he brings dinosaurs back to life so he can bench-press them.
* RunningGag: Freshwater fish and horses.
* SexForProduct: Because women won't do it with men who use ''lady-scented'' bodywash.
* ShapedLikeItself: A prominent characteristic of Old Spice Man's monologues.
* SmokeOut: Fabio tries it during the "duel". He throws down a (very ineffectual) smoke bomb and hides behind the couch.
** He tries it again, and hides behind the curtain. Fabio goes for it a ''third time'', and guess who still isn't fooled?
* SpeaksFluentAnimal: He can speak shark, dog, wolf, and ''dragon''.
* StupidSexyFlanders: Admit it, you've had one of these moments to this guy.
* StylisticSuck: Fabio's videos are meant to portray him as an egotistical prat, speaking in an over-the-top, intentionally incomprehensible Italian accent, and are clearly being set up to give Isaiah Mustafa the victory. That isn't stopping people from genuinely not liking him.
* StuffBlowingUp: Most of the "Old Spice" commercials that star Terry Crews end with [[MadeofExplodium something exploding]].
* SuspiciouslySimilarSubstitute: Parodied. During the duel, the real Old Spice Guy gets replaced by...well, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qEfqJLCSLk&feature=player_embedded this guy]].
** Also, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CT_O1tL83No&feature=relmfu this guy]]. Ironically, Fabio himself gets this guy to replace him and...well, the results aren't much better than he'd usually do.
* SuspiciouslySpecificDenial: In regards to the Gillette CrossPromotion.
** Also, he did ''not'' tear off the wings of Pegasus and eat them buffalo-style to achieve the manliness [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d39XO_AULbE he exhibits today]].
** [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qEfqJLCSLk&feature=player_embedded This guy]] swears he's the real Old Spice Guy, and not another fake person Fabio is paying 'moneys' too.
* TalkingToThemself: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u-qpEUOtLk8 One video response]] has the Old Spice Man responding to his real-life counterpart, Isaiah Mustafa.
* TestosteronePoisoning: All the Old Spice Men are buff and manly figures but they're also so silly and/or absurd. Their purpose is to make the audience laugh.
** "Odor Block for Sixteen Hours" can become a one man band by flexing his abs.
** Mustafa is a charismatic shirtless scene that talks in breathless non sequiturs and has random hobbies.
* ThirdPersonPerson: Fabio likes to talk about Fabio like this.
* TitleDrop: ''"Look down. Back up. Where are you? You're on a boat, with the man your man could smell like."''
* WackyMarriageProposal: Mustafa [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_-fLV28SkZ8 proposed]] to Angela A. Hutt-Chamberlin on behalf of @Jsbeals during the Youtube response campaign. [[http://mashable.com/2010/07/14/old-spice-proposal/ She said yes, of course.]]
* WalkingShirtlessScene: Well, standing, mostly. But shirtless in every situation.
%%* WalkOnWater
* WealthyYachtOwner: He's on a boat. With Diamonds. And tickets to that thing you love.
* WhatWereTheySellingAgain: The company (and product line as a whole) has done very well. The specific bodywash being advertised did not.
** Lampshaded with Fabio's commercials, he stumbles through his lines and just says "Old Spice Product Wash".
* YouNoTakeCandle: Parodied hard with Fabio. Also the fake Old Spice Guy, who is clearly having his lines fed by Fabio.

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