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BonsaiForest2016-03-18 06:13:49

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Chs 21, 22 and 23: Kidnapping!


Chapter 21: Tricks

Isolde walks into Sam's room, and the narration refers to her as "the acting Queen". Which makes sense; Samantha is supposed to be the queen. She's only ten, but as we've seen in this story, kids can do anything adults can do and even hold adult positions in the Aerynonian government, so there's nothing weird about this.

"Good morning, Malachi. Sam, wake up," Isolde said loudly. "It's the first day of spring. Time to celebrate fertility and the glorious feminine."

Isolde tells Sam to put on a gown and garland that she brought in the room. I guess it really is important that Sam dress up to celebrate fertility and "the glorious feminine".

When Sam heads to the beach near the cave and bay where she first entered Aerynon, her people were celebrating. Dancing, roasting fish, juggling, acrobatics, playing games.

It isn't long before the inevitable happens. Yes, the bad guys attack.

From the jungle came a front of the Orci on their red kallions led by Krell, Dain, and Tasmin. They galloped toward the beach, shooting their Zints.

In case you forgot, a Zint looks like a handgun, but is solar-powered (which I guess makes it useless at night) and shoots beams of concentrated light.

The partygoers grab weapons and anything else they can, but the Orci overwhelm them.

The soldiers swept through the crowd grabbing a dozen little girls who looked to be anywhere from eight to twelve. The strike was fast, and those loyal to the Old Order were unable to stop them.

The Orci rode back into the jungle, clutching the yelling, kicking little girls as Krell stopped to check over the crowd one last time.

Looks like the bad guys aren't wasting time on trying to prevent the prophecy from being fulfilled. Which girl could be Sam?

They quickly find her.

He heard the rustle of Isolde's skirt under the table, looked over, and realized she was hiding one last girl.

He kicked over the table and grabbed Sam's arm, yanking her up across his saddle. Then he spurred his kallion and took off with her.

Malachi manages to fetch Captain Tithers (yup, remember him?) and the two chase after the bad guys, but they're too fast.

And there's the chapter: everyone parties, and then bad guys come and kidnap all the girls more or less Sam's age.


Chapter 22: The Foot of the Cliff

The Orci make their way to a cliff wall and one of them shouts the spell, "Effractum". An opening appears in the cliff wall.

What is with these spell names? Google might provide an answer... lemme check...

The English for the Latin effringo, effregi, effractum is to break, break open.

Aha! Latin's not a dead language; it's one that's grown old and powerful and outright magical.

They head inside the cliff and go through a series of tunnels.

There were many forks in the road, but at every choice, Sam, now sitting in front of Krell on the saddle, paid very close attention.

You know, this reminds me of something I learned in elementary school. They would tell kids that if you're ever kidnapped, you should try to pay attention to any landmark you could possibly think of, so that when rescued or when your ransom is paid off, you can lead the police to your captors' hideout.

I don't know if they teach kids that now, but they taught that then. One of my elementary school reading/English textbooks even had a short story of a kid who did just that, memorizing as many landmarks as she could when kidnapped.

(Also, that sort of stuff is Paranoia Fuel if you think about it!)

The kids get shoved into a stone room. A room with nothing in it of any kind, no furniture, no nothing. These are not friendly kidnappers.

"The k-k-k-king wants to see you one at a time," Dain said. He drug out a small, thin, readheaded girl: ten-year-old Peeper. "You first," he growled.

Okay, what's with the random stutter? Is it an attempt to add some kind of comic relief to what is admittedly a rather fucked-up situation? It's a weird choice. We lost our Lemony Narrator a long time ago, and the story switched to character quirks rather than narrator quirks.

Thelwyne stepped forward and tried to wrest the girl from Dain. "Let her go. Take me," she demanded.

Dain broke her grasp and shoved Thelwyne into the dungeon room. "B-b-b-back, you idiot. you'll have your turn," he said, slamming the door shut.

Uh oh. Her turn? For what? It's obvious they're looking for Samantha, and the kids all make that clear immediately afterward, as they all turn and look at her and step back.

"You have to do something, Sam. This is your responsibility," Thelwyne said.

Yeah, Sam! Why don't you be a responsible fifth grader and go get executed already? Or whatever it is they have in store for her, but let's face it, I doubt this is a Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island type situation where the bad guys want to raise the hero as one of their own. They probably just want Sam dead.

"Me? Why me?" Sam asked.

"Isn't it obvious? He's looking for you," Thelwyne said.

"Who's looking for me?"

"Draegor, of course. Can't you see it? You must discipline yourself to use your powers. Especially the ones we've been working on."

"That guy never gives up."

"You made that baby disappear and appear somewhere else, right?" Thelwyne asked.

But Sam doesn't know how she did it...


Chapter 23: Save Us

As ornate as the rest of the Imperial Palace, the banquet hall was enormous, at least a thousand square feet, and it had vaulted ceilings, at least a hundred feet high. In other words, it was as big as a soccer field. Portraits of Draegor in different settings and poses cluttered the walls as Draegor himself sat at the head of a fifty foot banquet table stuffing his greasy face.

Draegor is quite the cocky asshole. The entire palace feels like a tribute to him. He's like the Donald Trump of fantasy villains.

Krell sat on his right hand, Tasmin his left, tugging at his chin. Gorgeous, yet somehow very creepy, women and various stooges filled the remaining thirty chairs.

Honestly, I think the creepy thing here is that Draegor even has such a harem in the first place.

Dain brings the 10-year-old girl, Peeper, in.

"Why waste my time with this waif?" Draegor asked. "We've never had a redhead in our family. Take her away. No. Better yet. Kill her.

Draegor just went from cartoonish to creepy to downright evil in the span of less than two pages.

Dain angrily wiped his forehead, grabbed Peeper, and drug her from the room.

Sam sits in the dungeon, while all the other girls sit in a semi-circle around her, staring, and making her pretty obvious, as Sam attempts her teleportation magic.

Suddenly, Dain threw open the door. The girls jumped up. Angry, Thelwyne stepped forward.

"Let us go, you filthy coward," she shouted. "Where's Peeper?"

Dain grabbed Thelwyne and pulled her out the door, "You seem eager. You next."

Thelwyne looked back at the girls. "He'll kill us all," she warned. Then she directed her gaze at Sam and moved her lips. "Save us," Sam saw just before the door slammed shut.

How do the bad guys not notice that Sam is clearly the center of attention there? And yes, they're killing kids. But then, as you'll recall, one of the first things Sam noticed when she first reached Aerynon is the death of several kids and teens right before her eyes. Infant Immortality does not exist in this world.

Back at the beach, meanwhile, Captain Tithers walks around the remains of the party, and yells at Malachi for not warning him sooner.

"There's no time for blaming now," Isolde said.

"What are we waiting for? Let's storm the place," Donum said, as impulsive as ever.

"They'll kill us on sight (hiccup)," Arstaef said. Everyone turned at stared at him. "Sorry (hiccup). Can't help it (hiccup)."

"But we must rescue the girls," Isolde said. "Caelum, what's your advice?"

Everyone turned and looked at the wise, old man. He paused - taking a long time to answer. "Believe in Sam," he said. "She may be a clumsy little girl, but she's not without certain resources."

In other words, they're screwed.

Back in the palace, Dain brings Thelwyne to Draegor.

The scene switches back to the dungeon the other girls are held in. Sam's still trying to do some kind of teleportation spell, but it's not working. Dain bursts in and takes Sam away.

They passed Thelwyne in a small holding cell. She reached out to Sam as she passed.

"They've already killed Peeper," Thelwyne whispered desperately. "I'll be next."

Yeah, these bad guys don't mess around alright. I wonder how they execute their prisoners, to be honest. Guillotine? Just stab them? A morbid thought, I know, but this is already a morbid book!

They clasped hands as Sam was dragged past. "Animus," Sam whispered to her.

There's that word again. Animus.

And we leave you off with this cliffhanger. How will Sam escape her execution? You'll find out when the next entry goes up!

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