- Written By: Tomas/Toms... I mean, ThomasPOV: PercyChapter Number: 1
In another self-congratulatory exchange with Jesus, in which the author misspells his own name, he reveals that his brother tried to kill himself, but is getting help.
The story proper begins, with Percy recapping about how he used to kill innocent Christians(but he has never been seen doing this), but repented and joined the Prayer Warriors, saying that "By accepting out Lord Jesus Christ as my personal shaver, I stooped myself from bumming in jell".
Percy is teaching at a church in Chicago, when he gets a vision of heaven. He briefly goes on a tangent about how it's not the false heaven of Olympus, which he and his comrades burnt to the ground, killing everyone who refused to convert. Jesus tells Percy that the good news is that Michael and Ebony have succeeded in their mission at Hogwarts, but the bad news is that they have been kidnapped by the Satanists.
Percy says, "Oh my," excluding the "God" to avoid blasphemy (which makes him sound like he's mildly surprised, rather than having an Oh, Crap moment), and asks Jesus to save them. Jesus says yes, but asks Michael for a favor. He wants Jerry to go back in time to prevent communists from taking over "The Russia Empire", which is a holy country (I don't recall Tsarist Russia being all that Christian). Should Percy succeed, he will save innocent Christians from dying, and the unspoken part is that he will end up killing many satanists.
Michael immediately accepts, and Revelations 12:7 is quoted. He then takes a church-sponsored flight to Russia, along with Annabeth("The womb that destroyed Opus"- does anyone understand what that means?) and Grover, who shaved off his horns because they look Satanic. I will remind you that these people were both the Prayer Warriors' enemies and dead the last time we saw them. During the flight, they pray for the safety of their comrades.
Jerry meets them at the airport and drives them around Moscow, showing them where Ebony and Michael are being kept. He then says he has a plan to free them, which seemingly consists of relying on God and Jesus' help
An author's note says that the rescue attempt will happen next chapter, and tells sinners to pray for mercy.
Next Installment: The prison break happens, but the rescuers and rescued are different people than you would think.
