- Written By: ThomasPOV: Third person, then first personDeaths: Possibly Zia Rashid(1).
William arrives at the Museum of Egyptian Antiquities, in search of the evil god there, since he's eager to kill him. Meanwhile, one of the models moves.
Zia Rashid reveals herself, says that she's an evil witch, and threatens to kill William with her "kite." She then declares that she'll make sure he'll never have kids, because that will be impossible once he's dead. A word of advice to the author- bragging and making death threats are best done in a concise manner.
William isn't scared, though, and declares that Zia won't be so confident once she comes face to face with Jesus Christ. Zia, much like Harry Potter before her, makes the fatal mistake of challenging William to prove that Jesus admits, while freely admitting that she doesn't have any proof that He doesn't exist. As if to drive the point home, a parenthetical author's note mocks Noah for his inability to prove God doesn't exist, while saying that the Bible is all the proof Thomas needs.
The POV shifts to William, who prays to God, who summons a "meat rate" to kill Zia. In order to ensure that Zia's dead, William slits her throat, but even that somehow doesn't work, as Zia somehow awakens with red eyes. As such, William settles for gouging her eyes out, "since she didn't need parts for her convictions" (unusually advanced vocabulary from a practically illiterate author), and takes her mouth so she won't be able to speak evil. After leaving her there, blinded and unable to speak, in order to punish her (possibly out of frustration over finding one of the few villains besides Jupiter the Prayer Warriors can't kill), and taking a note arranging for a meeting with "Animus," at a hotel, he departs.
- Next Installment: Ginny sets a trap for her old friend Harry.
