Dennis sat anxiously, having been sent an anonymous letter signed "Geoff the Janitor from Castelia please don't hunt me down" to meet up with his employer in Castelia's tavern. He went, much to the chagrin of the Shadow Triad who warned him it might be a trap.
Finally, a burly man mostly masked by shadows sat opposite of him.
Dennis: "So... why have you called me, glorious ruler of Unova, to your puny stupid ugly tavern?!"
Charles: "Calm yourself, Dennis."
Dennis: "My name is Ghe-"
Charles: "Kyurem."
Dennis: "No, not Kyurem or Denn-"
Charles: "It's the third dragon. It's over in the Giant Chasm, chilling, both figuratively and literally. In theory one could capture it and use it to freeze over Unova. Not that I'm giving you any ideas, mind you. By the way, I know a great scientist who is an expert on things like that, want his number?"
Dennis thought about it. Even in his delusional state he was semi-aware he didn't really rule Unova. In fact, this information Charles was giving him sounded suspiciously like an eeeevil plan he could set into motion!
Dennis: "Yes, please."
Charles: "Yes, yes, good. Go do evil stuff, I assure you I have no stake in this or am secretly manipulating you into doing things that would benefit me. Not at all."
Dennis: "Excellent! I was getting suspicious for a while."
Charles: "Indeed, this is all your brilliant, original plan. Don't you forget that."
Dennis: "Of course not, guy who has no investment in my plans or any idea I'm using your information for my own gain. You aren't secretly evil and pulling the strings or anything!"
Charles: "That would be quite... heartbreaking if it were the case."
Both of them laughed. Dennis kept laughing even after Charles stopped.
Charles: "How many beers have you had here so far...?"
Dennis: "Do not question me!!"
Charles left, leaving Dennis to mull over his plans.
Dennis: "I know... A giant ship! That flies! And shoots nacho cheese all over Unova! Wait, we won't have enough of that... Oh! That Carly guy said something about Kyurem. Maybe that would be good to shoot over Unova... It will probably take me two years to do this though, I'd better get started soon..."
Bartender: "Why are you talking to yourself, sir? I think you've had enough..."
Dennis: "I WILL TELL YOU WHEN I'VE HAD ENOUGH! NOW GIVE ME A GLASS OF WATER!!"
Charles: "He's taken the bait. We can commence our plans. Status report."
Amanita: "The Move Deleter is searching for N, trying to lure him back to Unova. I think he forgot his mission though. Geoff is currently gathering information in Castelia, the Accordion Player has located Reshiram but is not ready to bring it in, and I am keeping tabs on Kyurem as usual."
Charles: "Forget the Deleter. If Ghetsis makes large enough a splash it will send N running back anyway, with Zekrom in tow."
Amanita: "Very well. I will relieve him of his mission."
Charles: "And Amanita..."
Amanita: "Yes, my lord?"
Charles: "Put Anthony to sleep for two years. And then start him over again in another body in that town his friend took a Gym position at."
Amanita: "Right away, my lord."
Charles: "Excellent. Don't break my heart, Amanita, get on this right away. Once he, or she, wakes up she'll be in perfect position to start over and foil Dennis again. Then, we will have our chance... And then..."
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