Hi guys! It's Sarah! I think out of all of you I've known Grace and Trip the longest plus I'm impartial. So lets see how this goes okay?
Okay...maybe Brian had a point after all. These two are just plain odd!
I tried to be nice. When Trip met me at the door I just said "Hey dude. How is it going?"
Trip looked at me like I had three heads before he said "Were great! Were great everything is great!" Somehow I doubted him but I let it go when he went to go get Grace.
When Grace greeted me I knew I had to say something. I mean, what are friends for if they can't help you through this kinda stuff right!? So I asked them if they had a fight. Apparently Grace didn't hear me correctly because she just gave the same confused stare that Trip did before. Huh, maybe these two were meant for each other after all.
Not a minute had passed before I asked them if they were okay. "What no no were good everything is good." Trip in his usual cute way asked me if I remembered all the good times we had. Whenever I wasn't working on my Vet degree I always tended to work with Grace and Trip so of course I remembered it! I said yes and then thins began to fall apart:
Trip was kinda optimistic but Grace wasn't having any of it: "We really want to thank you for years and years of...
"Pain" Grace butted in.
"Heh...heh...agony" Trip replied trying to play off the remark as a joke. Even though is was SO obvious how true it was.
"Love" It looked like Grace gave in and tried to pretend it wasn't true. Trip followed close behind...
"Yeah...yeah...love...yeah love." I ask them if they were okay. At that moment time seemed to freeze. They didn't move, breath, blink or anything for an entire quarter of a minute until the phone rang!
Trip was eager to get it but Grace wasn't. She told me it was probably just the cleaning lady cancelling on them again. She said "it is so hard to find good help these days" I replied with
"I know right" to try to play along and cheer up the mood here. Something was going on. Soon Grace's dad got on the phone. It was a pleasant message but Grace was talking over what little I could here and saying how bad her parents were.
Since they weren't here to defend themselves I told them that I thought they were pretty cool." Grace was sure that I had talked about her parents enough for the night, even though this was the only time I talked about them.
Next thing I know Grace and Trip are standing next to the shelf with a whole bunch of sculptures with Grace saying how bad it is! Since I think Grace could probably make better sculptures than that I agreed.
THIS is where things start getting really weird!
Grace ran off a few feet away with Trip standing right behind her. For some reason everyone including TRIP acted like he was in the other room. She told me they weren't normally like this. I replied that it looked like this kind of thing happened all the time. Trip asked if we were talking about him with a weird echo in his voice like he was down a hallway or something, only he was right there! Just a few feet away from us!
Grace said wanted to find something she could put her all into that she needs a passion! I told her to make art and that Therapy would probably help.
Trip then sprinted to the end of the room only to turn around and ask "What was that?" I asked him why she wasn't allowed to make art. He looked at me in irritation and asked "God what has been going on in here. Should I go back to the kitchen?" Grace lies and told him I was just teasing.
They don't listen when I tell them to get therapy. So Trip retells the story of how he proposed. How on Christmas Eve in Senior year he got on one knee in front of everybody, pulled out a diamond ring, and asked for her hand in marriage! "Is that romantic or what?" Trip looked at me with hopeful eyes.
I said yes it was. But soon enough the two are yelling at each other. I try saying once again that Grace should make art. Trip takes this as a horrible insult though and throws me out! At that point I had enough so I didn't put up a fight.
Look, I couldn't help them. There are only two of us left so I hope you can do something!
Any entry or suggestion would be appreciated but I would really like another funny entry submitted. Next update is a serious one on the 20th. The last serious one is on the 24th and all funny ones will go up Christmas Eve as well.
