Eiji: So, can me and Ankh crash here for the evening?
Psyga looks around, trying to find Ankh.
Psyga: Where's Ankh?
Eiji: Right here!
Eiji then shows him a broken red coin. Psyga looked disappointed, but didn't want to show that emotion to Eiji.
Psyga: Ah... Want to join us? We're watching the Muppet Movie.
Wataru: Ack! No, Eiji! Run while you have the chance!
Eiji: Huh? Wataru? What are you doing here?
Wataru: It's not too late! Run while you can!
Gentaro: Nah! Join us! Our eternal friendship can take on this movie!
Psyga: It's two against one, Watty, Eiji is staying. Come, sit, stay, we're just about to wrap up the El Sleezo bar scene.
Psyga drags Eiji into the TV room, where he presses play on the TV
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Psyga: So Kermit introduces himself to Fozzie and tells him he's going to Hollywood. They soon go to this car, which Rarity claims is old and reliable.
Wataru: Fozzie said his uncle left it to him, and Kermit asks if he's dead.
Psyga: Nah, he's hibernating. This joke is so funny, it makes Rainbow Dash laugh.
Eiji: Who?
Eiji then sees a cyan pegasus with rainbow hair.
Eiji: What in the...
Gentaro: Behold the Ponies in all their sheer badassery!
Eiji: Er... Ponies?
Wataru: Yeah. I tried to warn you. This DVD is actually an edit of the Muppets Movie. Someone just put ponies into the thing and called it a day.
Psyga: So anyways, Kermit and Fozzie become a team. Then they get pulled over by the dude from the previous part during the scene I made the Back To The Future joke at.
Wataru: Said guy offers Kermit an opportunity and shows him the TV, which plays a commercial for the French Fried Frog Legs.
Gentaro: Then one of the ponies gag.
Psyga: Wait, what the hell is Applebloom doing there? I thought this was just the Mane Six.
Eiji: Who cares, this guy is selling me on frog legs!
Gentaro: Well, that's strange of you Eiji.
Eiji: What is?
Gentaro: Well, you seem to be like this... How do I describe it...?
Wataru: He thinks you're a vegetarian.
Eiji: What? No. No I'm not. I’m a traveler, so I eat foods of all varieties. Meats and vegetables included. When this is all over, I say we all go for French Fried Frog Legs.
Psyga: Hm... Okay then.
Wataru: You gotta love how we're downright endorsing this, and yet the heroes are doing the opposite.
Gentaro: Talk about irony.
Eiji: And then this guy offers Kermit to be his dancer...
Psyga: HAH! I was right, Wataru! IN YOUR FAAAAAAAAAACE!
Wataru:But... He's a frog! He could make frog legs out of them!
Psyga: Kermit's a muppet. The only fried frog legs they'll have out of him are wiring and metal.
Eiji: And plus, it would be way too easy if he just took Kermit to make frog legs out of him.
Gentaro: Heck even Rainbow Dash thinks this is absurd!
Eiji: And that cowboy... horse... thing...
Psyga: Oh my... You don't know... do you?
Eiji: About what?
Gentaro: Psyga... We have to...
Psyga: I guess it can't be helped... Don't worry, we'll introduce you to the awesomeness that is My Little Pony.
Wataru: No! We're not going to indoctrinate Eiji into My Little Pony! Can we just stick to the film?
Psyga: Doh, all right. So Fozzie and Kermit reject the deal and go on their merry way to Hollywood. What happens next is a good Ear Worm.
Eiji: And then they come across this big bird. Ankh, look! It's a big bird!
Eiji then shows broken red coin to the TV, creeping the other three out.
Psyga: Er... that's Big Bird... From Sesame Street... It's a cameo.
Eiji: Oh...
Wataru: Kermit then comes across Doc Hopper again.
Psyga: Heh, Kermit thinks frogs can survive getting their legs french fried...
Gentaro: Kermit, as always, says "screw you!" to Doc Hopper and moves on. Oh, and there's a Mook–Face Turn that gets slammed by lots of money.
Eiji: Soon, they arrive at this church and wipe out.
Wataru: They then hear music and head inside to hear what all the ruckus is about. There they are introduced to just some of the other Muppet Characters who are in a band.
Just then, they heard the knocking of the door again. Psyga gets up and opens the door, seeing a man holding his hat so low that it obscured his eyes.
???: A foul wind is passing through this city... And it's my job to count up its crimes.
He then lifts up his hat, revealing himself to be Hidari Shotaro.
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