Welcome back.
Previously...Venomous joined up with Gyro. That's about it.
Told you it's fucking short.
So let's continue on with...
Episode 3: Enter the Blue Blur - Shadvic!
Blah blah, long-ass credits, "CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN~!", guess what, you guys get "This Ain't a Scene, It's an Arms Race" today!
...Memetic Mutation of that song aside, I absolutely love it. Yeah, the lyrics can easily be misinterpreted. But damn is it fun as hell. And kinda sounds tango-y.
After the credits, Venomous notes that it's night out. Uh...I'm sorry, but how in the hell can it be night? You can't just slap a dark gradient onto your background and call it good! Why not...draw some stars and a moon or something?
...did you blow the budget by making the Copy Cat Sues?
Venomous then states that they should keep their eyes peeled for any traps. Then enter...actually, you know what, I haven't been keeping score, mainly because the plot's so damn paper-thin, as well as the characters. But...regardless, they come across someone who they think is Zero.
Then Gyro...says something...weird. He attacks Zero with Chaos Cripple. Which looks like a damn windmill. But before he can attack, another damn character who we know nothing about curbstomps Zero.
Yeah. In seconds flat, the character who we don't know about...defeated the villain.
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Say it with me, kids: "ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!"
Seriously! It would be nice to have some semblance of what we know about the characters! Scenes that dedicate to their character development, their personalities! And yes, I am well-aware that GyroHedgie453 did create videos featuring a "meet the characters" thing and several videos showing their themes (along with Joshua8428). But...
Anyway, Venomous states that the newbie saved their lives, and they asked for her (I guess) name. She's Shadvic, and she heard about the whole deal with Gyro and Zero. Turned out that he attacked her city.
Hey, Zero. Remember when I said to, you know, not reveal your evil plans to the heroes? You totally didn't listen to me, did you? Dear God, you are one of the worst—if not the worst—villains I've ever liveblogged. As much as I feel meh at best towards this fanfilm, mainly because it's just another lame-ass fanfilm without any effort at all into making it—dude, you deserved to get your ass kicked by Copy Cat Sues.
Regardless, Gyro thanks Shadvic, and, due to the fact that Zero's causing her shit as well, she decides to join them. And so, this part ends with Shadvic joining the group.
Three down, two to go! Who else will our heroes encounter along the way? Will Zero stop being an absolute dumbass? And will the madness never end?
Find out next time on the next liveblogging of Gyro: Dark Chronicles!
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◊, who is male, so... probably a guy? It's not exactly easy to tell.
